A:N: Okay...this chapter is going to be VERY random. Although this is a crazy story...I am trying to keep the RFR characters in character, and have the story stick to the plot.
Calaan4rfr: Your dear Legolas shall be in this chapter!
Katie: Yes, I have a feeling this chapter shall be more wackier that usual. ;D
Carissa: Yes, sugary snacks do make me hyper...and this is living, well...not exactly living, but it's proof of that.
MutantJediBauer: I am glad that line made everyone laugh...I thought no one would like that chapter....but I guess once you read the chapter a bizzilion times you wouldn't know if it was funny or not. I am so glad you thought it was!!
Allie-Dee: I am not sure...but I think it's quite possible. ;)
Preciousbabyblue: Okay dokay!
Disclaimer: If I owned all the stuff that is bound to come up in this chapters, I would be loved and worshiped by millions....which I am not, so no. I do not own any of this.
Why I am writing this: Because it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.....hell, no. It's funny poking fun at characters! And it's fun using my ::rainbow appears between hands:: Imagination!!! Imagine a movie called "Into the Mind of Dangrassi." ::shudder:: Can you say horror movie!
Okay, on to chapter six......
Happy Go Nutso Roscoe: Chapter 6
Robbie gazed around at the enthusiastic group of...er...characters, and Roscoe students that were listening to him eagerly as he gave out his speech on their rights here at Henry Roscoe High. He could almost hear the buzzing of excitement from them as they stood around the cafeteria table he was standing on.
"So," Robbie continued loudly over the excited noises. "You have come here for a good cause, for your freedom of passage here at Henry Roscoe High, don't waste it! Don't let your rights slip from your fingers. Rebel, I'll tell you, Rebel!"
Robbie's sentence ended with a deafening roar from his audience. Robbie caught on to the excitement and jumped up in the air, yelling. "You can't let them win!"
"You got that right, honey." A lady in a blue robe holding a wand yelled out. People around her clapped in agreement.
"Sometimes," Robbie said while moving his hand across as the crowd went silent. "Sometimes you just have to go to a window, open it wide, then stick out your head and scream: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm don't want to take it anymore'!!!" Robbie threw his fist up and the crowd went wild.
After a few moments of loud clapping, whistles, and catcalls, the people surrounding him started pumping their fists in the air, screaming "Re-bel! Re-bel! Re-bel!
"Wow Rob, you have them all pumped up." Sydney remarked, pulling herself up on the table. Robbie grinned from ear to ear as he grabbed her hand and helped her stand up on the small sized cafeteria table. Sydney then brought her video camera onto her shoulder, and looked through the eyepiece. "This is totally cool." Sydney said as she began filming the scene below them.
A little man, that greatly resembled a pastry, who was decorated in candy sweets, was balancing himself on the shoulder of a wooden boy. He spotted Sydney's filming camera, and his icing eyes grew wide and he stopped chanting. He nudged the wooden boy's ear and pointed to the camera. The wooden boy saw Sydney and nodded his head. Before Robbie's eyes, the wooden boy informed everyone about the filming camera with a wave of his hand and a "Look guys, she taping us!"
Before Robbie knew it, people stopped the chanting and screamed with glee, reaching up at Sydney's lens, waving their hands madly in front of it. There were screams of "Good Morning America, "GC Rox my socks!, and also "Hello Sandy!" Sydney laughed as she filmed the excited crowd while they jumped up and down.
A familiar (hot) elf with long blonde hair stood in the back of the crowd, holding up a sign that read "Hi Mom!", conveniently written in elvish on the bottom. Then, as if a great idea popped in that blonde haired head of his, he grabbed a red marker out of his arrow case that was slung across his back. He turned over the sign and seemed to be scribbling something on the back. A few moments later, he held up the sign, but now it had a new message. In bold read marker, it read "I LOVE YOU TINA!"
"Thank you, I'll be here all day." Robbie said laughing as he jumped off the table. He pushed past the excited crowd to Kim, who was smiling at him, standing a few yards from the pandemonium he had started.
"Well McGrath," Kim said as Robbie stood beside her. "You certainly got them in the right state of mind." Robbie shrugged his shoulders as he looked down at her.
"I'm just doing my job ma'am." Robbie said with a cross of his arms. Kim looked down at her clip board with a roll of her eyes, but had a slight smile on her face.
"Anyway," Kim began. "Your friends are taking the attendance of the characters....they're doing a pretty good job, too." Kim slowly glanced up at Robbie with a smirk on her face. "You already proved that you can handle it." Then with giving a small pat on his shoulder, Kim walked away. Robbie uncrossed his arms, grinning at her like a fool.
On the other side of the cafeteria, Lily was standing in front of a group of four girls. One of them looked very familiar.....
"So," Lily began looking up from her clipboard at the girls that were standing there, looking very haughty indeed. "You're Mary Sue, right?" she asked the blonde girl that was standing in front.
"Right." Mary Sue said in a dignified tone. She had hair that was like freshly spun gold that hung in soft curls on her shoulders. She had eyes that were as clear and blue as a clean pond, and her face was a perfect shape, with her skin flawless. Her lips were full and had a beautiful shade of pink pigment...wait, we've been through this before, right?
Mary Sue rolled her shoulders back and straightened her posture, showing off her figure in the cheerleader outfit she was wearing. Lily didn't have the slightest clue how Kim contacted her...but she damn well hated that she did.
"Okay," Lily said, trying to ignore the attitude she was getting from the blonde chick, and eyed the three girls that were standing behind her. "And you three are?"
"They're my friends." The Mary Sue answered promptly. "Well, I'm Mary Sue P."
"I'm Mary Sue G." Another Mary Sue answered. She had beautiful raven black hair and her lips were painted with deep black lipstick. Her outfit consisted of black and red fabric in a dress like form that went down to her ankles.
"I'm Mary Sue P.U." Another girl piped up. She had light brown hair that was crimped and pulled into two pigtails on either side of her head. She wore long black pants that had buckles attached to the back, and had a shirt with pink and black striped on it. She smiled broadly at Lily as she popped a bubble she made with the gum she was chewing.
"And I'm Mary Sue S." A silky voice added. Lily widened her eyes in disgust at the next Mary Sue, who was wearing a black leather skirt, to Lily, that can't even count as anything it was so short and so below the hips. Mary Sue S. didn't seem to care as she flaunted her body while gazing at the group of football players, whose girlfriends were trying to have them not look in her direction.
"Alright," Lily said, writing four checks next to Mary Sue on her clipboard. Lily glanced at Mary Sue P., who was also eyeing the boys on the other side of the room. "I have a question...what do the initials mean?"
Mary Sue P. diverted her gaze from the boys, and rolled her eyes while giving out an exasperated sigh. "Our labels silly! Mary Sue Prep, which is me." She placed her hand gently on her chest, being very proud of her label indeed. "Then there's Mary Sue Goth, Mary Sue Punk, and Mary Sue Slut. So...we're known as The Mary Sues!"
"Scandalous!!!!" All of them yelled in unison, following it with screams of laughter. Very slowly, Lily backed away from them as they began to chatter and laugh among themselves. She wasn't too thrilled about this attendance job.
"Oh.My.Gosh.," A female voice cried from behind Lily. Lily turned to see Audrey standing in front of the farm girl, gazing down at her ruby slippers with pure awe. "I would totally die to have shoes like that!" Lily rolled her eyes...this was typical Audrey. The farm girl opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted.
"She might die because of them!" An evil voice cackled near them. A thin woman stood there, dressed in a long black dress, with a tall matching black hat. Right from the gecko you could tell she was abnormal. Not only was she holding a broom, not intending to sweep anything, she was green.
No, not green with envy. Her skin was green!!
"Don't you dare!" Kim Carlile yelled over the noises of the other people in the cafeteria. She was heading towards the creepy woman, with a very angry look on her face. "Don't you even dare harass that poor girl about those shoes again! We are all here to fight those men and you are creating problems. We have to work together." The woman opened her mouth to disagree, but decided against it.
Then, in one swift movement, the woman hopped on her broomstick as if she was riding a horse. Everyone watched with amazement as she began to rise into the air.
Oh....so that's what the random broom was for. She was a witch, go figure.
"I'll be back, my pretty." The witch said, pointing her bony finger at the farm girl who was trembling. "I'll get those ruby slippers...and hell, why don't I just take the little dog too!" Then with a horrifying laugh, the witch sped towards the nearest window on her broom.
"Wait, don't!" Kim cried out. Lily first thought that Kim was trying to keep the witch from going that would leave them with one less person in their army, but then....
'SMACK!
Everyone cringed as they came to the realization of what just happened, and what Kim had tried to prevent. The witch had been heading to the same window that the wizard and the short man had escaped through before, but it was not brought to her knowledge that good ole janitor Floyd had fixed the window.
Lily looked through her fingers, just to see the witch's crumpled body laying unconscious floor.
"Okay," Kim began, being the first to recover from shock. She took a couple of steps to Lily, who was still gaping at the witch, who now had little munchkins dancing around her. "Randall, I just got a call from one of the groups I called and they are going to be a little late. I checked with T.M.M.W (The Mysterious Men Watch.) and they said they are still nowhere in sight, which is good, it will give us enough time to..." Kim glanced hesitantly at the witch. "To recover....so, I just want you, Brennan and Strong to continue the attendance, and try to keep everyone...well, in line."
"If that's possible..." Lily muttered under breath. Kim slowly looked up at Lily and cocked her head to the side.
"What did you say Randall?" Kim asked, her glare daring Lily to argue.
"Nothing..." Lily said with a sigh. There was no point to start fighting with Kim, she always had her way.
"When they come, we will be ready." Kim said confidently. With one last grin, she left Lily standing there, dangerously gripping the clipboard in her hand. She was wondering how to make throwing the clipboard at Kim's head look like an accident, until she heard someone calling her.
"Hey, Lily." Travis's voice called out from behind her. Lily turned to see Travis jogging towards her.
"Having a good day?" Lily asked sarcastically as he reached her.
"Oh yeah, a really good day..." Travis answered with the same sarcasm. He gave Lily a crooked smile as he pulled his fingers through his hair, while his other hand gripped his own clip board. "I had to take attendance for the weirdest bunch today."
"Tell me about it." Lily remarked rolling her eyes. When Travis gave her a questioning look, Lily nodded her head in the direction of the witch sprawled out on the ground. Travis glanced over to it, and raised his eyebrows.
"Wow, fallen witch in aisle twelve....." Travis joked as he surveyed the broom crash.
"Yeah, but I think she's better that way, that evil cackle was getting annoying. It will just be helpful if she wakes up when...." Lily stopped and looked at Travis curiously. "Talking about those men, did anyone see any sign of them?" Travis shrugged his shoulders.
"Nope, at least the T.M.M.W. didn't see anything...."
"Who is the T.M.M.W?" Lily asked, getting slightly annoyed that everyone seemed to know everything before her.
"The Mystery Men Watch." Travis explained.
"Oh, how original." Lily remarked. "Who are the members of this 'watch'?"
"Them." Travis said while pointing to the cafeteria entrance. Lily looked to where he was pointing at to find two men, each sitting on one side of the doorway. They both wore long brown robes, the only difference between them was that one man appeared much older, and long graying brown hair. The other had a buzz cut with a single braid of brown hair reach his elbow.
They both sat in meditation position, and to Lily's disbelief, with their eyes closed.
Lily snorted. "They aren't going to do much acting like that."
"Don't question their ways," Travis said, giving Lily a cold glance that made her stop laughing. "They know what they are doing."
"Okay, okay...."
Suddenly, there was a revolting fart heard from where the two men were sitting. The older man jumped up on instinct and unclasped his light saber from his belt. He scanned the area around him as his saber gave off an eerie green glow.
"I felt a disturbance in the Force...." He said quietly to his Padawan (sp?) The younger man hadn't moved from his position, and smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry about that Master..."
Lily crossed her arms and faced Travis with her famous You-Have-Got-To-Be- Kidding look. Travis shrugged his shoulders casually.
"Hey Lily! Hey Swami!" Ray's voice called out. Within seconds, Lily had Ray's arm around her neck.
"Wow...." Ray exclaimed gazing around the busy cafeteria. "These people are even freakier than I am..." Ray looked at Travis and smirked. "Maybe even freakier then you Swami, and that's saying something!"
"Now Ray..." Lily warned, giving him her trademark punch in the arm. Ray rubbed his arm, grinning from ear to ear. Watching Ray's flirting routine, Travis just gave a roll of his eyes.
"Hey, where's Robbie at?" Lily asked Ray, who just shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know, probably just around..somwhere...at least he doesn't have to do attendance, he gets to give encouraging speeches and stuff like that." Ray held up his clipboard to show Lily and Travis the names he had had written down, and checked off.
"I know, I just want to do something about it." Travis began, becoming impatient. "All we are doing is standing around...everyone is getting restless."
"But we can't do anything until the men are actually here." Lily corrected. "And the so called T.M.M.W. are just sensing disgusting bodily functions...."
"We here!" A bunch of voices called out. The threesome looked over to the cafeteria doors to see about a dozen of people about their age standing at the entrance of the cafeteria doors. They were all normal looking, and they all wore matching blue T-shirts. There was something written in yellow on them, but from a distance, Lily couldn't make out what it said, even while squinting.
"Thank goodness." Kim exclaimed as she ran over from another part of the cafeteria. "Here, let me all get you a table..."
"Thanks so much." A girl with short brown hair said. "Sorry about being a little late..."
"No not at all." Kim said, while moving her hand as if to wave her excuse away. She surveyed the group standing in front of her, giving them all one of her toothy grins. "I'm so glad most of you could make it. Come, follow me."
As the group led by Kim reached Lily, Ray and Travis, Lily could read their shirts clearly. They were the sort of shirts you received at amusement park rides or carnivals. The shirts read in bright yellow: I Survived Drugs, Sex, Gangs, and Peer Pressure.
"100% intense: Degrassi..." Travis read off the back of one of the T-shirts as they walked past. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he glanced at Lily and Ray's bewildered faces.
"What's Degrassi?" Ray asked, eyeing the group as they are seated at a table.
"I don't know, but it sounds like hell." Lily commented. Travis nodded his head in agreement.
"I love nature like a fat girl loves cake!" One of the 'survivors' announced at their table, not to mention very loudly. You could tell right away that that group of people though they were better then everyone else. The way they crossed their legs, flipped their hair, etc.
"Oh...how nice..." Kim said, forcing on a cheery smile as should stood near there table, introducing herself, and the cause that they were fighting for.
"Hey!" A fat girl said as she stormed over to their table (probably a victim of American food). She put her hands on her hips and glared angrily at the nature girl. "That's not nice!"
Who was the fat girl you ask. I don't know. She is merely a figment of my imagination. Just like that purple and orange dragon named Figment that flies around and sings....
All of a sudden, like any thing could get better, Oompa Loompas came running out from under the tables everywhere. About ten of them surrounded the fat girl, who was clueless to who these things with green hair and orange skin were. Then, to everyone's horror, they started singing.
"Oompa, Loompa, doopidee dee"
"If you were smart you would listen to me." They all sang.
"What do you get when you're stuck in a chair?" One asked.
"Finding it hard to climb up and down stairs?" Another sang.
"Do you believe in the one some call God?" Two sang together.
"Don't you find it slight-ly odd?"
"Do de de de de de do, maybe He has forgotten you..." They all sang sadly.
"Stop!!" Kim cried pulling her fingers through her hair. They had all opened their mouths to sing another verse. "Just please stop, and leave.the.girl.alone..." Kim ordered slowly. The Oompa Loompas seemed to understand, and they departed back to under the tables. Kim sighed in relief, and went on to the next tables, to settle any arguments between crossovers that were there.
Distressed, the fat girl That-is-Not-Named sat in the seat next to the nature girl. Suddenly, the nature girl screamed, and then started bawling in tears.
"What's the matter...." Kim asked worriedly running over to the crying girl. The girl shook her head of blonde hair and pointed to the fat girl.
"She sat on an innocent ant!" The girl sobbed. "It died from her crack!" A boy with curly brown hair, probably being depressed about life and how he screwed up his because he compared two girls with after dinner drinks and dated both at the same time and had sex with one...
Hey, lucky guess! Anyway....
He perked up in his seat and asked the hysterical blonde girl. "Really? Crack? Can I have some?"
"No!!" Kim cried, also near hysterics. "You can not have drugs on school grounds! I don't care what deranged school your from!! Not only do the stupid rules say you can't, you couldn't have them anyway!!"
Even how much Lily despised Kim, she felt bad for her. Here she was trying to keep everyone in order, and trying to prevent all hell from breaking loose....and was on the border line of failing miserably.
"Whatever happened to that blueberry girl?" Ray asked out of nowhere. Travis and Lily gave him perplexed looks. "What? You know in Willie Wonka? It's just a question..."
Ray stopped mid sentence, and looked over Lily's shoulder with his mouth hanging open, Lily raised her eyebrow, and turned to see what he was gaping at. Right there, entering the cafeteria was a girl, about there age with curly black hair that reached her shoulders. Although very good looking...her outfit was atrocious. She wore a belly revealing top that went off the shoulders, and her thong underwear was clearly visible over her low rise jean skirt.
After getting over the shock of her outfit, Lily noticed she had a couple of Canadian dollar bills in one hand, and a palm pilot in another. She was going through the palm pilot and was very frustrated at what she was reading.
"Who do you think she is?" Travis asked Lily, who didn't take her eyes off the girl. Lily shook her head, she had no clue. All of a sudden, Kim cam stomping toward them with a very scary look on her face indeed.
"I need all the names of the people today! Get back to-Oh, you're here!" Kim cried as she ran over to the mystery girl, finally noticing her arrival.
"Yeah, I'm here..." The girl said as she stuffed the Canadian dollars into her bra. "And this better be good, because I had to cancel five appointments to come here.."
"Uh...right.." Kim said uncertainly as lead the girl to over where Lily, Travis, and Ray were standing, dumbstruck. "Randall, check her off on the list please."
"Kim..." Lily began, Kim stopped walking and gave her a questioning look.
"Yes?" Kim asked. Lily motioned her to come closer, and away from the girl.
"We already have the Mary Sue Slut..." Lily informed Kim with a whisper in her eat. Kim pulled back and laughed.
"No, no..." Kim said cheerfully as she pulled the girl into their conversation. "This is Manny Santos...from Degrassi..."
"Degrassi as in..?" Travis questioned, finally giving up trying to get Ray to stop staring at the girl.
"Degrassi as in the school, the TV show...." Manny tried to explain, but still continued to get puzzled looks. "The TV show that takes up all the time slots so your show is on at a far from decent hour so no one can watch it!"
Distracting them from their conversation was a strange girl that was walking past them. They all turned their heads to watch as she walked past, scribbling furiously in a notebook, and there was a huge bag of M&Ms in her pocket.
At the stop of their conversation, the girl turned to see them all looking at her questionably. She rolled her eyes and said. "I am NOT explaining that again!"
"We need some real music in this crib!" A male voice called out. They all turned to see a group of five young men standing on top of a cafeteria table.
Holy crap! It was N'SYNC
Why was N'SYNC there you ask....
.....you ask too many questions.
"Oh! It's them, our icons Theodore!" Ed cried out running towards them, with Ted running close behind.
"It is them Edward!" Ted cried as they kneeled in front of the boy band, and began to practically worship them.
"Ha! Wow you guys." Justin said to his four friends. "We have very loyal fans here...."
"His smile!" Ed cried raising his arms in the air. "His beautiful smile!"
"His teeth..." Ted said with his eyes opened wide. "There are so shiny....."
"Alright everyone!" Justin screamed over the noise of the cafeteria to get everyone's attention. He raised his arms up in the air asking for silence before he spoke on. "Today is going to be the day, that you all are going to kick-"A crowd mixed of crossovers and Roscoe students started to gather around the table. "Some.....bossy....butt!" Everyone cheered and screamed.
"Okay, let's hit it up!" Lance said and the crowd went wild some more. Then the boy band got into their positions, backs faced to the audience, and silently stood there. Everyone had there eyes on them, waiting for some entertainment action. Practically the only noise that was heard was the humming of Sydney's video camera.
"Here We Go-O-o........." The group started singing while reaching their arms in the air. The crowd started whistling. Suddenly the band whipped around and started doing their funky moves.
"Here we go, one more time
Everybody's feeling fine Here we go
(Yes yes yes, here we go)
('N Sync has got the flow)
Bounce your head to the beat you've got everything you need Here we go now
(Yes yes yes, here we go)
('N Sync has got the flow)
"There goes Ray." Lily pointed out to Travis with a laugh. Ray had started moving his arms wildly around....his own form of ::ahem:: dance. He 'danced' over to crowd made mosh pit that was jumping up and down like crazy to the music as the group continued singing.
Here we go just one more time And everybody's feeling fine
Here we go now
Here we go, yeah
If you wanna party with us Just feel free and feel the rhythm
Here we go now
Here we go.....
"Strong, Randall." Kim said walking over to them, stepping over fallen down chairs every few steps. "I want you two to get the microphones in the supply closet out in the hall." She ordered sternly. "Now."
They watched as Kim looked over the mess in the cafeteria wearing a worried face on. The mosh pit was now a big circle, and individuals would dance in the middle while everyone cheered them on. Right now the Ring Wraiths were getting their boogie on, while the crowd screamed around them "How low can you go, how low can you go!"
"Let's get out of here.." Travis muttered under his breath to Lily, and she nodded.
Without another word, the both of them went towards the cafeteria exit, leaving the distressed Kim, the pumped up crowd, and the Oompa Loompas and munchkins break dancing in the dance circle.
Wow...that took awhile.
Was that totally random enough? :DI think I made up for chapter four. Now you know that:
Legolas has undying love for calaan4rfr
Degrassi has their very own amusement park T-Shirts
Oompa Loomaps can break dance
Robbie likes to sream out windows
Jedis fart
And The Wicked Witch has bad vision. LMAO!
No...I'm not crazy, I'm just high on life. ;)
(No...I didn't make the , masterpiece of the Oompa loompa song, the kids on the bus sang it. But who ever wrote it, props to them.)