A/N: Hi!! Guess what? I'm alive!!

I know, I know....I haven't updated in SO long! And I truely feel so horrible...but school is what has been keeping me from writing.

This isn't the next chapter....but one of my school projects I had to do today with my friend. Since my friend thought I was being very mean, not updating for so long...she thought I should put our song parody up here. So, PLEASE do not me like really mad at me, thinking I put up a new chapter. The chapter is in progress, you can count on that.

I promise more Oompa Loompas, okay? ;) The reviews are great! I appreciate every single one, and will respond to them when the new chapter goes up. :)

So, here is our parody of 'The Wind Beneath My Wings'

Better than Barbeque Wings

It must have been pitch-black in my shadow

To never see the sun in all it's grace

You were content to let me dine, that's your way

You always had to walk two blocks behind......

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I was the one with the cacciatore

While you were the one with only the bread

I took up the space and the shame, for so long

I knew one day I'd have to change

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Did you ever know it was the hero?

Everything from salami to cheese

Now that my weight is at least legal

Because it was better then those barbeque wings

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It might have appeared to go unnoticed

But no longer do pounds weigh down my heart

I want you to know I've changed for good

And you stood my side and said I could

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Did you ever know it was the hero?

Everything from salami to cheese

Now that my weight is at least legal

Because it was better then those barbeque wings

A:N: Yeah, we are really weird. But hey, if the music teacher likes it, we get an A, right? :) I hope we made you smile....again, I am really sorry about the delay. So, everyone thank my friend Danielle for yelling at me and saying I was being a big meanie! Yay!