Summary- It's Harry's sixth year and he's in denial about the horror of the last. Confused and a little...off he decides to get back together with Cho. (gag) Yet, his friends don't seem to notice plauged with their own troubles. Not to mention a mysterious stalker hanging about with an odd obsession with mashed potatoes...
I don't want to spoil any of the future hook ups so please just Enjoy the story...
Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter but if I did their would be no girls and well use your imagination...this is a Pg 13 story..
Author's note- This is just a update chapter giving you a sense of where Harry is mentally and just general funnyness. The next chapter will really start the story off. Please R & R we like to hear other people's opinions. This is the first story written by Micha, Megan and Matt and hopefully not our last.
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Dear Journal that's so not a diary,
Yet, another year of Hogwarts has begun but it seems much quieter without Fred and George around. Last year despite the whole Umbridge thing and thing that I have blocked out because of severe emotional trauma was pretty awesome though my hand does ache sometimes. It was the beginning of something real special too though it was ended terribly. Cho and I started our relationship in our fifth year but ended up parting on bad terms. She gave me my first kiss and stole my heart away. We are officially back together now and it feels better to have someone to...talk to. It's so not about the awesome snogging that's just a nice benefit. Ron and Hermione are entranced in their own little worlds sometimes it feels like there on another planet or something. Hermione is still pining after Ron and he still has no idea what so ever. Men! I mean...STUPID MAGICAL COMPOSER INK PEN!! Note: Next time write freehand...in pencil. I never got to see Hermione and Ron over summer but I did get to see a lot of someone....someone I despise with all my being...and I don't mean Anne Rice....DAMN YOU ANNE! MAYFAIR'S SUCK! whoa..ok I'm alright now. I got this job over the summer because Uncle Vernon was being all pissy about me freeloading or whatever...so I got a job at this bookstore and it was really great. UNTIL we got a regular customer... none other than Draco Malfoy he came in everyday and browsed the Japanese comic book section first of all what a closet on only nerds read those...manga things haha loser. Anyway, he came in everyday and never even bought anything! What the hell! I swear he was just there to torment me and it worked. Totally tormented...Uber tormented...totally super uber tormented. Well, that's over now and It's a fresh new year. I bet it'll just be all quiet and normal and I'll do my homework and be all with Cho. Oh speaking of Cho I gotta go meet her at breakfast.
Signed,
Harry "Stud Muffin" Potter
Harry hid his diary...no wait his "journal" in his trunk at the end of his bed and headed down to breakfast. The dorm was quiet as the whole school should have been in the great hall. Yet, not everyone must have been that hungry as the door creaked open and a mysterious figure took Harry's journal from the trunk. The figure read the latest entry chuckling at the weird awkward angry Harry language. Perhaps, Harry's wish would not come true and this year would prove to be the biggest adventure of his life.