Shitza: I am up at the fourth story, which means there are only two more to go after this, which is a relief as this is getting almost too much to write.

Shitza

Warning: Younger readers should know there would be more sexual lines in this chapter.

Chapter 4 Draco's Tale

The heirs sat, still laughing about Hermione's story when Neville suddenly poked Draco on the ribs.

"Well, that is nothing compared to your story, is it Malfoy?" he said smiling evilly.

"Neville, what do you mean?" Draco asked.

"Remember the Spanish Señorita Draco, she had her eyes on you for quite a while."

"No, Neville I am not…"

"Well, your wife surely would like to hear that story. I am sure of it."

"Yeah, why won't you tell me?" Hermione asked. Draco looked at her, and then he gleamed at Neville. "Fine, I will." He said.

---Draco's Tale---

I was in Spain to help Neville on some of his researches. Well you see, our dear gossiping Hufflepuff had some troubles of removing some very flirtatious mermaids from his path and we all know Neville. He can't stand it when girls show of her fins like that. He called me straight away and asked me to keep them away. A few good waves did the job and Neville was able to take the Fire Weeds direct from the bottom.

"They are called Ignis Plants, not Fire Weed." Neville said. "Also, I did call you after that the sea had washed me back upon land ten times in a row, it was a bit out of balance and I thought as the Lord over water you might have been able to calm it."

"Is it me who's telling the story or would you like to tell them?" Draco asked slightly irritated.

"Sorry!" Neville said, meaning it.

Neville also made some other tasks for me, all involving water. It was by the time you were up in Beauxbatons Hermione, so I thought it didn't really matter. Yet I never knew how wrong I was. As soon as Neville managed to slip out he didn't think he would need my help anymore I should have slipped out. If I knew what was about to come I would have done so.

One night, Neville and me went to the pub. It was a bright night and we wanted to have some fun, yet we both decided as married not to cross the line. Well, Neville managed that, but that cursed bartender gave me too much wine.

There was a singer at the pub, standing singing some Spanish tango. Here and then she snatched you out from your chair and started dancing with her. And unfortunately I am too much of a good-looking person and she noticed that. She began dancing around me, trying to catch my eye. Well, she was very skilled, very skilled.

Once more Draco was abruptly interrupted.

"Draco Malfoy, you didn't??!!!!!!!!"

No, I did not. Thankfully I did not. Neville was with me so he can confirm I didn't go over the edge. Or that edge. But she kept on dancing around until she was close enough that she started to kiss me. She obviously wanted to go over to the edge, and I was too drunk to notice. Luckily Neville came over and separated us. He dragged me back to my hotel. I do owe him for that.

I spent the rest of my time trying to dodge her. She seemed to be a nice girl, if she just hadn't been so drunk. She kept on following me until I finally arrived home, a day before you returned. And I really swore on never going to a pub again.

Yet even now she keeps on following me, which is really scary. I do sometimes wonder if she has some connection to the Wizarding world because I have seen her here at Hogsmeade and in Diagon Alley. I am dead frightened of getting caught, she obviously don't know I am married, and how in the world am I going to tell her, I mean I don't know any Spanish at all.

---End Tale---

This time the laughter came as Hermione suddenly moved away from Draco, which meant he had to apologise around a hundred times before she would even go near him.

"Please Hermione, I was drunk, I didn't mean to…"

"No Draco!" Hermione just said.

"Okay, I was a bastard, I am an idiot. Please slap me on the face, just do anything because I am really ashamed with myself."

"No Draco!"

It continued for a while, and Harry saw the so-called game Hermione was playing with her husband. He thought it was really evil of her that until Cassandra whispered in his ears that she thought Hermione did the right thing. Draco needed to be a little punished for it all.

Harry shook his head. ´Women´

"Okay, what do we say that I try to find her and explain." Draco said finally.

"A really brilliant idea, Draco." Hermione said smiling. Ron laughed. Neville had fallen of his chair laughing.

"Oh, wait until we hear what happened to you Hufflepuff" Draco said evilly.

That made Neville shut up. Well, for a while at least.

End Notes: Hope you liked it, it was shorter then usual, but I'll try to make a longer one for next time.

Shitza