My newest chapter to this tale is well./ A suggested by one of the reviewers. I shall make another episode but this time instead of Jerry, Erik's going to Maury for help with his mom. But my friend is also helping! YAY!!!

The title of the show with a picture of Erik behind it pops on the screen. 'My mom abandoned me with psycho Gypsies.' It shows Maury sitting in a chair as the camera zooms in slightly and Maury begins to talk. "Welcome, today were going to meet a man that was sadly, can you believe this, abandoned as a child with a group of crazy psycho gypsies." Maury says as the crowd gasps and boos towards the mother who isn't currently present. "This brave man is here to share his story with us, please welcome ERIK!!" The crowd shouts and cheers as Erik walks out dramatically his cape swishing around him and his white mask gleaming in the light, but as he places his foot onto the first step his cape slides under just as it touches and he goes rolling down the steps and the crowd goes silent.

Maury looks at him and blinks then turns to the camera and begins talking once again. "We'll return after the commercials." He says and rushes to help up Erik as the screen goes black.

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The screen returns to Maury and Erik.

"Welcome back to our show. Here is Erik." Maury said, the camera moving to the Phantom. "Erik, please tell us about your childhood."

Clearing his throat and glancing around, Erik sighs.

"I really don't remember much of my childhood," Erik began looking up as the crowd awed at his overly large, depressed gold-yellow eyes. "I just know when I was younger; my mother never really liked me-" he was interrupted

"You mother never loved you because you were ugly?!" Maurey shouted his eyes wide. The crowd sighed as girls began hugging other random people as a source of comfort. Erik's face faltered.

"Well, um, maybe…I mean…Did you have to be so honest about it?!" He asked, now breaking into sobs. Maury patted Erik's back, as he blurted out some more.

"Don't worry. We knew you were going to have an emotional breakdown so we brought along some help. Everyone – meet Christine Daae!" Christine walked around the corner, looking around like a frightened child as she made her way to Erik, hugging him tightly.

"Awww, Erik. You should have told me your mother never loved you!" Christine said.

"I DID!!" Erik shouted, still crying.

"When?!" Christine asked, shocked.

"When we under the Opera House remember?!" He said, looking at her. Christine just stared.

"Well, um….sorry." She said as they both took their seats. Maury was smiling wickedly.

"So Christine, I've heard about Raoul, your husband. Where is he now?" He asked, probably cocaine high. Christine smiled.

"He's a very busy man…." She said.

A commercial pops on the screen behind Maury and the screen goes black showing the commercial now.

Raoul is now seen in the de Changy home holding up a card that reads 'To finish this sentence turn this card over….', and is now repeated turning the card over and over again quickly having a panicked look on his face.

Are you stupid?

"huh!?" Raoul looked around confused and scared. "Where's that voice coming from!?"

Did your wife tell you to go sniff the scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool?

"That hurts you know!" He shouts and glances around. "Now, really, who are you!?"

Have you ever tried to sniff coke?

"Well, yeah, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose and Christine had to put my nose over a candle for 3 hours." Raoul admits.

Then you're an idiot. So go buy everything that the New York Times says will help improve your life and call those telephone Psychics.

Raoul blinked and nodded running from the room then running right back in grabbing the card and the screen goes blank and back to Maury.

Maury, Erik, and Christine sit there stunned looking with wide eyes and Christine started cursing up a storm, which shocked Erik. "I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT COMMERCIAL!!" She yelled stomping off stage and disappearing.

Maury blinked and looked at Erik. "Okay, Erik, We have a surprise for you!" Maury said smiling happily and somewhat evilly. "Your mother is here and she would like to explain to you what REALLY happened." Maury finished as Erik's face faltered and an extremely fat woman with curlers in her hair and a shirt that says 'DAMN! I'm nasty!' on it.

Erik's eyes widened as he saw his mom on the verge of throwing up or fainting. "Hello dear." She said sitting down on the stool and she fell backwards toppling over and breaking the stool. "I'll just sit down here I guess…."

Erik couldn't form any words. All he could think was 'And she thought I was ugly!?'

His mother began to talk as Maury and Erik listened intently. "Well Erik, it all begins long ago. We were a poor family and needed food so we sold you to the Gypsies. They gave us money but we lost it and by the time we got back to the Gypsies they were gone so we ate all of your brothers and sisters. Then we had 20 more, but your dad died last night for some odd reason." She said and then 20 little kids ran out onto stage as Erik climbed onto his stool.

"What the hell are those!?" He shouted as the 2 foots tall midget children ran over raising their hands up clawing and hissing trying to get to Erik.

"Sorry we haven't been able to train them yet." She said pouring honey on herself and they all latched on, sacrificing herself for the one normal child.

The children dissipated, leaving a skeleton of their mom and started terrorizing the Maury Show set. Erik and Maury ran away hiding as the credits came on showing the crowd running around screaming as the children ran around trying to eat people.