I'm not Meg Cabot. These are all of her characters. Duh.

Suze is thinking about her life over the past few years. Everyone has their own

little devil sitting on their left shoulder. Everyone…including our lil Suzie. The

italic bold is Suze's sinful thoughts. Mwuahahah…..

……Okay, I'll stop now.

And now, presenting…..

Hell Bound

Walking along Mission's side garden, it made me think of everything I've gone through for the past 2 years since my mom and I moved here to Carmel.

Upgraded. That would be the word best used to describe what it's been like for my mom. Her life has been upgraded in every category. From living in a place she feels safer in, to finding happiness with a great, dedicated husband.

Who just so happens to be the best cook ever.

Disorder. That ones for me.

Why? Hmm, a real brain-buster, right?

Gimme a break.

Let's have a flashback of my life for the past 2 years, shall we?

Forced to move here from my best friend, Gina. Find out that an 18th century Latino hottie ghost haunts my room. End up having to come home everyday to face ….ghost. Practically everyday I have to perform some serious ass kicking to not-so-friendly-ghosts and unfortunately ruin my outfits. I mean, come on!

Who the hell risks anything, ANYTHING, and end up having their Jimmy Choo's all screwed up?

Me? Hell no. I say it with pride.

And then there are the 3 dwarfs. Sleepy, Dopey, and Doc.

Does God hate me that much to just give them to me to deal with? And about this so called 'gift' I've been given? This is unjustified to the human race, I tell you.

Maybe you should go on strike….

Aw, hell. What would that do?

Also, I get my very own stalker.

Oh, joy. All of you should just applaud now.

I mean, Paul is a nice guy when you come to think about it. Not to mention his beautifully even tan, those biceps and his soft curly-

What the heck. SUZE! What are you thinking? Get away, devilish thoughts. SHOO!

-hair with those icy blue eyes of his. Admit it that you melt every time you

look into them-

NO I DON'T! STOP THINKING THAT! Calm down, you're just having a brain fart

right now.

-oooh, and his luscious lips. Who could forget those? Of course not you. You know what'll happen each time you go to his house for those 'so called shifter lessons'. You love the way his body weighs down on you when you kiss each other.-

ANYWAYS, like I was saying before-

You wanna get into his pants.

-about when….wait…WHAT did you just say?

You'd be making a BIG mistake for just not admitting your true addictions for Paul's body. When I say big, I mean missing out on something VERY big, indeed. Hehe.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to hell for sure.


Ah, finished.

First fanfic ever so ppleeeeease make nice long reviews.

Press the lil purple button. It wont bite. But if you dont review, then I will.

Mwuahahaha!

Love,

Beka