Here On Kuwabara's Island

Written by EvaMarieCurran

Chapter II

"Ritual"

What oddities will happen this episode? Well let's see if I can sum it all up. After being stranded on the island the castaways gather firewood and prepare a shelter. But what's the only thing missing? Food! Of course. Yukina is the first to come up with a plan and she suggests making a peace offering to the god of food. "Is there even a god of food anyway?"-Yusuke, "I don't know but this may be our only hope." –Botan. So with that they decide to hold a ritual. Get ready for one strange ritual!

Disclaimer:

Eva: I tied Yusuke up in my closet so he won't make the disclaimer longer to read anymore .

Yusuke: Hey!

Eva: gah! How did you escape!?

Yusuke: well jeez all you did was tie me up with rope, It was easy to escape from.

Eva: riiiiight. Well I wanted to just get to the point this disclaimer but It didn't work .- So Hiei will you please say the disclaimer?

Hiei: I hate my job mumble Eva doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Gilligans island, or-

Yusuke: o.o or-

Hiei: oh right -.- but she does own the Yu Yu Hakusho manga volume #1.

Eva: darn! Yusuke! You ruined my line!

Yusuke: . ha

Eva: right. Now on with the show!

Hiei: theme song.

Eva: Theme song!

Yusuke: chapter guide.

Eva: ok stop! I know I wrote this, you don't have to tell me! .

Hiei, Yusuke: -.-U

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Chapter Guide

Chapter I "Stranded"

Chapter II "Ritual"

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Eva: Theme song time!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty baka and,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Kuwabara,
His sister too,
Kurama and Hiei,
The Ice Maiden,
The Detective, And the grim reaper,
Here on Kuwabara's Island.

Eva: ::tear:: I know It gets me every time too. .

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(On Kuwabara's Island)

Botan: So what are we waiting for? Let's start the ritual!

Everyone:…

Yusuke: exactly how do you start the ritual?

Yukina: . umm..Oh right! We all have to pretend to be the god or goddess of something.

Everyone: O.o what?!

Yusuke: What does that have anything to do with a peace offering to the good of food?

Yukina: well-

Yusuke: I am gunna make up my own ritual now, (starts yelling at sky) HEY!! WOO HOO!! GOD OF FOOD!?!? WE KINDA ARE IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE DOWN HERE ON THIS ISLAND AND WE COULD REALLY USE SOME FOOD RIGHT NOW!! THANKS UM..GET BACK TO US ON THAT ONE!!

Well I think I showed him -

Yukina: Yusuke! The gods are angered when humans speak to them! That's why we have to disguse ourselves as gods and goddesses!! Now they will make you suffer ultimate doom!!

Yusuke: .- eh I don't believe in all that heebie jeebie stuff (gets struck by lightning bolt)

Yusuke: O.- ack…Ok I DO! NEVERMIND! I BELIEVE IN THE GOD OF FOOD! I BELIEVE IN THE GOD OF FOOD!

Hiei: In my opinion I think they all have lost it.

Kurama: Your definitely right.

Kuwabara: (singing) "kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, eating all the gum drops he can see!"

Hiei: that was random.

Kurama: let's just continue with this ritual or whatever.

Yusuke: okay what do we have to do next Yukina?

Yukina: Pick an element or something to be the god or goddess of.

Kuwabara: Oh! Can I be the god Of Doughnuts!

Hiei: More like the god of stupidity.

Yukina: I guess so, you can be whatever you want .

Yusuke: I want to be the god Of Strength!

Kuwabara: Hey! I want to be the god Of Strength!!

Yusuke: I said it first!

Botan: I thought you were going with the doughnut thing Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Well I changed my mind. I want to be the god Of Fighting!

Botan: hum..lets see..I'll be the goddess of…Guidance!

Yusuke: eek! I hate the guidance office!

Botan: No! not like in a school! People come to me when they are lost or in trouble and I give them guidance.

Yusuke: ohh.

Yukina: I will be the goddess of the Home because I enjoy working on the houses..and um..people who work in their homes or who are in trouble come to me .

Botan: and you two?

Kurama: I will be the god of nature, because I love nature.

Hiei: the god of fire.

Botan: Okay, so now what?

All: RITUAL!! RITUAL!! .

Yukina: We set something on fire and then dance around all chaotically

All: O.O

Yukina: . err..I knew that would get you guys.

Kurama: do you mean we have to sacrifice something? Or do you mean like burn firewood?

Hiei: If we do have to sacrifice something, may I suggest Kuwabaka?

Yukina: Na, we just have to dance around the fire.

All: okay

Botan: cue the ritual theme song!

(theme song tune to the tune of "Kuwabara's Island")

la la la la la la laa laa la la la laa la!

Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke: (covering their ears) this is the worst music ever!!

Botan: Well its just this stupid cd player!

All: cd player?

Botan: opps..(chucks cd player in the ocean)

All: great -.-

Kuwabara: (running around flailing arms madly in the air)

Yusuke: That's not dancing Kuwabara, Your gonna make the gods send like a plague upon us or something. .

Yukina and Botan seem to be the only ones actually dancing. Kuwabara is attempting to dance and

Yusuke thought it would be funny to chase him around with a stick. Kurama is sitting on the ground watching everyone thinking they are all insane and Hiei is sitting in a tree above them watching the fire.

Yukina: Oh great god of food! Please send us food from the heavens!

Yusuke: there is no way this is gonna work.

Kuwabara: I hope it does, I'm really hungry.

(Flying millions of miles over head hidden by the clouds is an airplane.)

On board the Plane:

Captain: Is all that extra food dropped yet?

Co-Captain: Yes, but I still don't see why it is nessessary to drop all this extra food in the ocean.

Captain: We need more room to actually prepare the food, the chef is getting cranky we forgot to put in a kitchen.

Co-Captain: -.-U the plane doesn't have a kitchen?

Captain: Yup! .

(Back On Kuwabara's Island)

Kuwabara: Great! No food! Now I'm gonna starve!! Wahh!! (Kuwabara starts running around in circles)

Yukina: LOOK! O.O

All: huh?

Yukina: FOOD! .

(The remains of the planes food starts falling from the sky)

Kurama: wow and I was almost positive this wasn't going to work.

Kuwabara: Well not me! I never lost hope in Yukina's plan!

Yusuke: sure ya didn't .-

Botan: Come 'on gods of nature and fire, we got food!

Kurama: hum..I'm not sure.

Hiei: That food fell from the sky. Who knows where it's been.

Kuwabara: Sure we do! The sky! .

Yusuke: thank you Mr. Obvious

So the gods and goddesses feasted on their food from the heavens. Little did they know Koenma was hopelessly searching for them in the real world. Nor did they know of the many troubles they would face the next morning…

Eva: (pops up out of no where holding sign that reads "The Next Morning" then dissapears)

Yusuke: two more minutes mom..go away..yawn.

Botan: typical Yusuke..everything has to be difficult. YU-SU-KE!!

Yusuke: (falls out of hammock) GAH!!

Botan: Everyone else is already awake! Hurry up and get outside!

Yusuke: well sorry -.- jeeze I just woke up ya know!

Waiting outside is everyone already completely awake.

Yusuke: (yawn) so what are we gunna do today?

Yukina: Today we will venture out and explore the island! .

Botan: Yea who knows may be there are animals on the island, or possibly there are other people on

the island.

Everyone: nod

Kurama: We will all set out together unless somehow we get separated. If you do lose the group meet back here at nightfall. Because we will all meet back here at night fall anyway. But which way should we go first?

Kuwabara: I say we take the west side of the island! .

Hiei: Then I say we take the east side.

Kurama: The west side of the island looks mostly like coral reef and costal rocks where our ship crashed.

Yusuke: Then let's not go that way.

All: nod

Botan: okay so we go explore the east side of the island. We can walk as far as possible and then return back here.

So the castaways are about to embark on their journey of the island..what will they discover? Who knows… Find out on the next episode of "Here On Kuwabara's Island" !!

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Eva: Ending theme time! . So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Maikai or the other relms, As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Kuwabara's Isle!"

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Eva: darn. That episode wasn't as good as the first one. . well I hope you guys still found it funny.

Yusuke: I thought it was actually funny, Authough I did not enjoy getting struck by a lightning bolt -.-U

Kuwabara: (Pops up out of no where) "kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, eating all the gum drops he can see! Laugh Kookaburra laugh Kookaburra leave some there for me!"

Hiei: make it stop!!

Eva: (hits Kuwabara over the head with her hanger of doom)

All: whew. -.-

Kuwabara: . "Laugh Kookaburra laugh!"

All: AHH!!

Kuwabara: . "Kookaburra leave some there for me!"

Kurama: um..please review before Kuwabara drives us all insane!

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To Be Continued Next Episode