Here On Kuwabara's Island
Written by EvaMarieCurran

Welcome back to another exciting edition of 'Here On Kuwabara's Island'. I'm sorry about the confusion too, This is not the first crossover of Gilligans Island but hey great minds think alike! :) I'm sorry about the long wait too for this chapter, Ive had so many midterms its crazy. But today I'm feeling quite bored, so get ready for a really random funny story.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything..except a shiny nickel and the Yu Yu Hakusho manga volume 1. So please don't sue me, this is all I got goin for me in life

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty baka and,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Kuwabara,
His sister too,
Kurama and Hiei,
The Ice Maiden,
The Detective, And the grim reaper,
Here on Kuwabara's Island.

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(On Kuwabara's Island)

Kuwabara: Hey guys, you know what I just noticed?

Everyone: what?

Hiei: that you truly are an idiot?

Kuwabara: No, I was reading the lyrics to the opening theme song for "Here On Kuwabara's Island" and in the last paragraph it says 'With Kuwabara, His sister too, Kurama and Hiei, The Ice Maiden, The Detective, And the grim reaper, Here on Kuwabara's Island.'

Everyone: So?

Kuwabara: Where the heck is Shiziru!?!

Botan: Wow I never really thought about that..

Kuwabara: We should find her you guys! If she is in trouble or something she will totally kill me If I don't find her and rescue her!!

Yusuke: But If she really is not lost or in danger, wont she kill you for like disturbing the peace or something?

Botan: Don't worry, we can look for Shiziru when we explore the Island.

Yukina: Lets Go!

Kuwabara: This reminds me of a song!

Hiei: What is it with you and the songs?

Kuwabara: I like songs! XD and this reminds me of a certain song I know,

Yusuke: What song is that?

Kuwabara: The Dora The Explorer Song! Duh!

All: Anime fall

Yusuke: sorry I asked..

Kuwabara: Lets sing it! "Comon Vamanos, Everybody let's go! Comon let's get to it, I know that we can do it!"

All: covering their ears at Kuwabara's very off-key singing

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Yusuke: Hey! You guys don't encourage him!

(a.n./ Get ready for a really annoying song XD)

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabra: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

(a.n./I warned you. XD)

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!?"

BotanYukina: "Explore the Island!"

Kuwabara: "Where are we going!!?!!!?!!!!?!"

Hiei: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

All: Still covering their ears

Kuwbara: "Where are we going!?!?!?!?!?!"

Hiei: punches Kuwabara

Kuwbara: cough hack to the cellar! It's a twister! It's a twister!!

All: sigh is it over?

Hiei: nod nod

Kuwabra: I'll get you Hiei! And your little dog too!!

Hiei: huh?

Kuwabara: Theres no place like..home! faints

Hiei: kicks Kuwabara

Yusuke: Okay, now that that's over with, lets continue our um.."adventure"

Mr Perrota: appears out of no where

Yusuke: and who are you?

Mr Perrota: Why, I'm Mr.Perrota! Eva's Biology teacher!

Botan: and who exactly is Eva?

Mr Perrota: why she is the crazy girl writing this! (a.n./ ha ha XD)

All: O.o

Mr Perrota: So whats up?

All: O.o

Mr Perrota: Oh I get it, you all are startled that I appeared out of no where…Oh my!

what happened to this student! points at Kuwabara

Yusuke: He met with his er..demise

Mr Perrota: tsk. Tsk. Such a sad fate.

Hiei: It's ok he was stupid.

Mr Perrota: Oh, In that case I don't care! Stupid people have no right to live! looks at paper with class seating chart and doodles some stuff

Kuwabara: whaa..??? what happened?? Ow, my head hurts. AHH!! Who is he!?!

Mr Perrota: Why, I'm Mr.Perrota! Eva's Biology teacher!

Kuwabra: oh okay…..wait….I remember something…

All: clap hands

Kuwabara: shut up you guys! Lemme think on this one….hum…..head….ker

wacked……hurt….Hibiscus….Hair Cut….Harp….Hermione….Head

Injury…Help….Hero….Helen (a.n./ he he, my sister XD)..Hear…

Kurama: thinking Hiei?

Kuwbara: That's the one!! Hiei!! I'll get you!! jumps twoard Hiei

Hiei: dodges

Kuwabara: Lands in pricker bush OWWW!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: hn.

Mr Perrota: I like your style kid! You can help me teach Biology!! And then when the students act all stupid-like I can use my pointer stick of doom and you use your sword and we can ker-slash them!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kurama: cough crazy cough

All: nod nod

Mr Perrota: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Huh? O! Is that an Oar!

Botan: Um, yes that would be my Oar. But you should be carefull its-

Mr Perrota: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! rides away on Botan's oar

Yusuke: I have a feeling he isnt comeing back.

Botan: o.o my oar!!

Yusuke: Great. Now no more distractions! Lets see, where are we now?

Kuwbara: wakes up Looks like a car dealership!

Yusuke: Yea right. Like there would be a car dealership in the middle of a stranded Island!?!

Random Sign:: Welcome to Country Chevorlet! We can trade your old items for a brand new car! Yah! "Say YES today at Country Chevolet!!"

Kurama: mabey this island isnt as deserted as we thought it was…

Country Man: pops up from behind bush HI!!

All: AHH!!!!

Country Man: Welcome to Country Chevorlet! Can I take your order?!?!

Yusuke: um..yea, you sell cars here right?

Country Man: big scary smile YES!!, as a matter of fact we do!

Botan: than can you help us? We need to find a phone, or a boat..

Country Man: We sell cars twitch YES! twitch not boats

All: O.O

Country Man: You see, This island is actually deserted, but in 1999 we decided to exspand our dealership and we did! We opened new shops in Taiwan, Mexico, Nebraska, Arkansas, Singapore, Timbucktoo (a.n./ This is probobly spelled wrong XD) and this here deserted Island!

All:O.o So??? You are crazy?

Country Man: Yes Today At Country Chevorlet!!

Yusuke: I guess that answers our question..

Kuwabara: Hey Car Guy, have you happened to see my sister? She has brown hair, usually smokes, sometimes talks to herself-

Country man: Why! YES!! I have seen her!

Kuwabara: REALLY!?! Where!?!

Country Man: (Flashback)

Shiziru: wow this is one strange island..
Country Man: pops up out of bush HI!!

Shiziru: AHH!!!

Country Man: Say YES today at Country Chevorlet!

Shiziru: wait a second, I know you. Aren't you from that Country Commercial?

Country Man: Why, YES I am!

Shiziru: ok, your creepy..

Country Man: Trade your old junk for a brand new car!

Shiziru: that's nice but I really need to find a way off this island, Not a new car..

Country Man: Say YES today at Country Chevorlet!! Twitch

Shiziru: Okay..well..bye then.. walks away

Country Man: Country Chevy Senses tingiling…must…get…customer…BACK!! runs

after Shiziru Say YES today at Country Chevorlet! Say YES today at Country

Chevorlet! Say YES today at Country Chevorlet!!!!!

Shiziru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( End Flashback)

Coutry Man: gazing out into space

Yusuke: waving hand in front of Country Man Uh..woo hoo? Crazy man!?!?

Country Man: Cheezey Puffs..drool

All: -.- that was hopeless

Kuwabara: Well What about my sister!?!?!?

Country Man: Say YES today at Country Chevorlet!!

All: O.O

Yusuke: hurry lets get out of here while we have the chance!

Country Man: Say YES today at Country Chevorlet! twitch

All: run away

Kuwabara: I think we lost him you guys!

Yusuke: yea, he was a weird one.

Botan: Now what?

Kuwbara: I don't know about you guys but I'm getting kinda hungry.

Kurama: Yes, and I don't think we can get food to er…fall from the sky again.

All: nod nod

Yusuke: but then what do we do now?

Kuwabara: well isn't it obvious, Urameshi?! We look for a Mc. Donalds

Yusuke: There is no way there is a Mc. Donalds on this Island!

Kuwabara: Sure there is XD there is a Mc. Donalds everywhere!

screen shot

Mc. Donalds In Japan,

Mc. Donalds In Canada

Mc. Donalds In Eva's House

end Screen Shot

Kuwabara: see!

Yusuke: whatever Kuwabara..

Botan: O! Look!

All: huh?

Kuwabara: YAH! I TOLD YOU SO!

Yusuke: what the? -.-;;;;;;

Botan: Mc Donalds!?!?!?!?

Worker: Not Mc Donalds, Burger King!

All: O.o

Ronald Mc. Donald: He's Lying!! Don't listen, Put a smile on!! Put a smile on! Everybody Common but a smile on!

All: O.O

Burger King Worker: Burger King is better!! gets tackled by Ronald Mc.Donald

( Burger King Worker and Ronald Mc. Donald in dust cloud fighting )

Yusuke: okkkkkkkkkay

Yukina: Please do not fight! I'm sure both of your restaurants are equal!

Ronald Mc. Donald: tear I never thought of it that way!

Burger King: okay, fine! No more fighting! But ya see these two here restaurants compete on this island for profits and you seem to be the only customers.

Yusuke: Well we are the only people on this Island

Kurama: unless you count these two guys, Eva's biology teacher, and the crazy

Chevy Retailer.

Yusuke: good point –o-U

Mr Perrota: comes flying by on Botan's Oar Don't eat at Mc. Donalds or Burger King! It will kill you!! If you want to learn how to eat healthy, take regents Biologyyyyyy!!! fades out

Botan: .. my oar

Kuwabara: that guy scares me..

Ronald Mc.Donald: looks at Hiei Someone needs a hug!

Yusuke: points at Ronald that guy scares me

Ronald Mc Donald: walking/skipping around happily Put A Smile On! Put A Smile

On! Everybody Comon! Put A Smile On!

Kurama: we sure have met a lot of strange people today..not to mention many people who like to sing their jingles and motto's.

Yusuke: yea, that is weird.

Botan: Well now what?

Kuwabara: We continue our journey! Comon vamanos! Everybody lets go!

Yusuke: please do not start that again -.-;;;;

Announcer: to be continued!

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So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Maikai or the other relms, As primative as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Kuwabara's Isle!"

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Eva: yea! To be continued, I still have more ideas!
Yusuke: riiiight. I bet your running out of all the funny ideas.

Eva: o that's what you think XD I have many more random ideas! MUHAHAHAHAH!!

Yusuke: she has mental issues…

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To Be Continued Next Episode!