Nomads United
A/N: Just appreciating everything that you guys say.
Darkness-Aura: Suuuuuure you're not. Psycho.
hyperness: Hmm. I sure do have the wackiest reviewers out there. And yes, Savyna; she's from a game that's sure to be popular once people stop caring about their favorite movie titles. If you guys were subscribed to Nintendo Power (c), you would know, wouldn't you?
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Chapter 3.5 -- The Randomest Chapter Yet -PLUS- A Cameo of the FFX Cast!
Lyn sighed. Okay, she'd just talked to Eliwood and Hector, and found out what was going on.
"So... I'm..." Her face contorted into an odd look: Something between a dork's and an idiot's. "Cr-ray-zee?"
"No, you're perfectly normal," said Eliwood sarcastically. "Of course you're crazy! You've gone insane because of Nergal and his nefarious plotting!"
There was silence.
"I don't think the author even knows what the word 'nefarious' means," Hector commented, wrinkling his brow.
"I think you're right," agreed Eliwood.
"I think you're both right," nodded Erk.
"I think you think that they think they're both right!" said the tactition, who was sitting in a chair bound by a straightjacket.
"What?" asked Lyn. "Whatever! Look, I did not have sex with that woman."
They all stared at her.
"Lyn thinking she's the fourty-second president..." sighed Eliwood. He rubbed his temples. "What is this world-- no, what is the author coming to?"
"...Insanity?" shrugged the tactition.
"I think you're--" started Hector.
"Oh no, we're not starting this again!" Erk stopped Hector, knowing that the tactition was just about as insane as (if not moreso) the author herself.
"Sorry," said the tactition and Hector at the same time, looking sheepish.
--Meanwhile, in the real world--
(Based on a true story)
The author was listening to an 'Eyes on Me' (from FF8) midi, and whistling to it. She was also playing FFX, which had nothing to do with this story. How could she write a story, play a game, and listen to music all at the same time, you ask? Well, she was multitasking, that's how. (end of true story)
Yes, that was irrelevent to the plot line (?), but so was what I just said. About it being irrelevent to the plot line, since everything written is irrelevent to the plot line.
Anyway, the door busted down, and in walked two FBI agents. One was looking around and acting all cool, and the other was holding a gun at her.
She screamed like a wussy.
"Do you have permission from Square Electronics, INC. to be listening to that music, or playing that game?" he asked in a smooth, dark voice. "And do you have permission from Nintendo of America to be writing that story?"
The author looked confused and glanced around. "...Does it matter?" she asked finally.
"Ma'am, I'll need to see your liscense," said the other man.
"What liscense?"
The man rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses. "Your author liscense! It needs to be revoked, I think."
"You think?"
"You think he thinks?" asked the author.
"No. He thinks that your liscense should be revoked."
"So that was just a sarcastic comment?"
"I think so," said the cool dude.
"So... You think he thinks that you think so?" asked the author, wrinkling her brow.
"I think," said the other man with the gun pointed at the author's head.
"You think he thinks that you think that he thinks so?" said a very confused author.
"What? No!" said the cool dude.
"I think it's time to stop this--" started the other man, but the author held up a hand in a 'stop' motion.
"You think it's time to stop this and that he thinks that you think that he thinks that you think so?"
"Shut up!" said the men in unison.
The author thought a few minutes, then smiled. "You mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and made us think our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought... Ya think?"
The FBI agents stared at her in dumbfoundment.
--SCREEEEEE!!
Lyn popped her head in through a dark abyss. She was holding up a sign that said 'FREEDOM TO THE CHOCOBOS' in large, bold letters (as seen here). She was also wearing a yellow cap with big, yellow feathers sticking out of it.
"FREEDOM TO THE CHOCOBOS!!" she yelled loudly in the direction of a chocobo pen that happened to appear out of nowhere. Tidus, Yuna and Lulu were also holding up signs that said 'FREEDOM TO THE CHOCOBOS' or 'CHOCOBOS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO!'.
Auron and Kimahri were standing off to the side, not saying or doing anything. Rikku was wearing the same cap as Lyn, was riding bare-backed on a chocobo and screaming, 'FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOM!!!" at the top of her lungs, as the chocobos' 'warks' chorused in the background and they ran around and/or away from the pen.
This is what happens when the author leaves her computer.
It also adds to the storyline, because the cast of Final Fantasy X shall be used in later chapters as well.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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Those chappies are becoming shorter an' shorter, eh?
(shrugs) Ah, well, I don't really care as long as you review. (dons an Uncle Sam hat and points at the reader) We need you... to review.