Psychicfiredemoness: Well I sorta thought of crap to write for this. Poor Scorch-chan.
Scorch: What!? What's gonna happen to me!?
Psychic: Well I own nothing.
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Chapter 7
"Hey what happened to Jagan boy?" Scorch asked seeing no one in the large freezer now.
"What are you talking about?" Sapphire asked finishing her Cheetos.
"Hiei was here just now he let me out of the freezer cause someone was too busy eating snack food!" Scorch growled.
"Scorch! No one was here! The door never opened! But ya weren't here for a couple minutes," Sapphire said.
"Damnit he was here I can prove it cause I can't eat sweet snow fast!" the almost-always-right short girl went over to the freezer doors which now where laying on the floor with huge gashes on them, and they sure as hell weren't from a sword.
"Uh this is unsettling," Sapphire said as both girls got little dot eyes.
And to top everything else off there seemed to be a half masticated cow carcass laying on the bottom of the freezer. There was then a rumble.
"You hungry or sumthin'?" Sapphire asked.
"No," Scorch replied.
There grumbling grew louder. They turned to see a huge creature made from what was in the pot. It was now alive and coming after them. Scorch took out her walkie.
"Houston we have a problem over," she said.
"Yeah?" Yusuke said.
"Yusuke there is a giant food monster on the loose, be warned it was nice knowing you guys bye, over and out," Scorch twitched as she talked.
Just then they heard a squeaking in the hallway and the food monster went after the sound leaving a grease trail in it's wake.
"That was weird assed man," Sapphire said.
"Yeah, I wonder who has the library cart?" Scorch asked.
"Uh Kurama?" Sapphire guessed.
They looked at each other. Then grabbed Scorch's walkie at once.
"KURAMA!!!" They both screamed into it.
"Yes?" They heard him panting on the other line.
"Uh do you have a library cart?" Scorch asked sweetly.
"No? The cart is currently chasing down Hiei, why?" Kurama asked, "over."
Sapphire resisted the urge to kill the walkie at that moment.
"There's just this giant food monster that went after the cart that's all," Scorch said.
"Are you serious!?" Yusuke and Kuwabara yelled.
"Yes, what's that pelting sound?' Sapphire asked.
"Uh the balls are possessed," Kuwabara said.
"That sounded SO wrong damnit," Scorch yelled.
"Okay so far there is a food monster, a possessed cart and evil gym equipment," Yusuke said, "nothing to worry about."
"Oh my god you should be terrified," Scorch said going along with the slight Van Helsing skit. (Don't own)
"Right," Sapphire said stretching the word.
"I say we meet up in front of home base a.k.a. the lounge," Scorch said.
"I say we split up that way we can warn each other if there's any danger," Kuwabara said.
"Kuwabara actually came up with a good plan," Yusuke said.
"Yep," the others all agreed.
"Well meet ya guys there, over," Scorch said getting hit by Sapphire who then left.
"Oh sure leave me," scorch said getting up, "all alone by myself without anyone. Okay I'm depressing myself. And talking to myself…again."
-Hiei-
"Ha I lost that damn cart!" Hiei chuckled to himself, "now where are the damn kitchens I want that sweet snow."
He looked around and was in the seemingly worse part of the school. Where there was graffiti and broken lockers etc.
"Pathetic humans leaving their mark on everything," Hiei scoffed, "but where am I?"
He tried to grab his walkie but it had fallen out when he was running from the damn cart.
"Damnit!" he cursed loudly only to have his voice echo along the empty hallways.
-Ha! I'm not the only one that talks to myself!- Scorch said.
-Shut up shojo- Hiei growled.
-Never! I know this stupid school well and I don't know where I am! Where are you?-
-…-
-Well?-
-…-
-Answer me!-
-…-
-Fine I won't try to help you but just be warned that a giant food monster in on the loose.-
-Really?-
-Oh now you talk!?-
-Hn.-
-…-
-Where's the damn creature?-
-…-
-Where!?-
-I don't know! But it's following that stupid cart that's after you!-
-And why would a cart be after me?-
-Does she know does she care? No! You are the weakest link goodbye- she then broke the telepathic link to leave the other Jaganshi sweat dropping.
-Yusuke-
"Where the hell am I!?" Yusuke screamed in an empty hallway.
"Could you be any louder!?" Sapphire snapped walking over from the shadows and taking the detective by surprise.
Kurama then too walked out from the shadows. Yusuke got a highly suspicious look on his face.
'What have you two been doing?" he asked with a 'tone'.
"Pervert!" Sapphire said hitting him. (Sorry)
"Actually we were looking for you or any of the others, I only met up with Sapphire a few minutes ago," Kurama said.
"Hey guys!" they all turned to see Kuwabara running towards them.
"So even the fools shown up," Hiei scoffed walking over.
Sapphire turned the shorter demon around so she could see his back.
"Well he didn't get run over I owe ya five bucks Kurama," Sapphire said.
"So where's the shortest of them all?" Yusuke asked.
"I heard that!" Scorch yelled running over to them.
There was the squeaking again they turned to see the cart rush past them all and hit Scorch who was now sandwiched between that and the wall with swirly eyes.
"Let's go again, let's go again," she said in delusion.
They just stared at her. And then came the sound of grumbling. They saw the grayish blob coming around the corner. They looked at each other grabbed the now-no-longer-evil-cart with Scorch still on it and ran like hell.
-Empty classroom-
"Scorch! Wake up!" Sapphire yelled to the unconscious still swirly eyed girl.
Nope nothing.
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-End chapter-
Scorch: We have weird conversations together.
Hiei: /nods/
Psychic: Well Here's what's gonna happen, I hope. I need suggestions for waking Scorch up. They can be weird assed I don't care. But review.
Sapphire: /playing with a slinky/
Psychic: Eh?
Alex: Review.
Scorch: Go back to your own story.
Sapphire: Weird cause they're each other just with different names and story types.
Psychic: And I own them both. Not anything else but Alex and Scorch.
Both girls: No!!!!! Well please review.