Psychicfiredemoness: Hi ya'll!
Hiei: Stop saying ya'll!
Psychic: Never! And poor lil Scorch is still out cold.
Scorch: No I'm not.
Psychic: I can hear her voice now.
Scorch: I'm right here!
Psychic: Poor Scorch.
Scorch: Oh shove it!
Psychic: Never!
Yusuke: Why is it she'll only respond when we insult her?
Kurama: /shrugs/
Psychic: Well I own nothing.
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Chapter 8
"So how to wake a fire demon," Sapphire said poking her short friend as they all turned a corner to a hallway with stairs leading down.
"I've got it!" Yusuke claimed and pushed the cart to the stairs.
It clambered down with Scorch along the way, when they looked she was still out and now she was bleeding. They all looked at Yusuke.
"What!? Hey at least that's the way to the damn lounge," Yusuke mumbled.
"Right," Sapphire said stretching the word again.
-Lounge-
"Scorch wake up!" Sapphire said slapping her friend who was still unconscious but no longer swirly eyed. She sighed, "Yusuke you try.
Yusuke walked over and started slapping the small girl.
"Hey this relieves tension," he said dropping her back onto the cart because she was still out cold.
"I got it!" Sapphire said and conjured a block of ice then set it on Scorch's face.
-Twenty minutes later-
Nope it didn't work at all. Sapphire removed the partly melted block to see a blue skinned fire demon.
"Great now she's got hypothermia," Yusuke said, "Hey Hiei warm her up."
With that Yusuke threw Hiei on top of Scorch and there was a loud scream. When they looked back Hiei had several bumps on his head and Scorch was huddled in the corner.
"What the hell were ya going Jagan boy!?" she shrieked.
"Apparently you," Yusuke laughed.
"What!?" She twitched.
"God we're kidding you wouldn't wake up so Yusuke threw Hiei on ya cause an ice block gave you hypothermia," Sapphire explained.
"Oh, okay then why does my face hurt so badly and why is there a large noticeable bandage on my head?" Scorch asked.
"Hehehe," Yusuke laughed nervously.
"Yusuke," she began, "you get a five second head start."
"Get over it," Sapphire said petting Scorch's head.
"I'll not stand for this!" she said but did nothing and Sapphire stopped petting her short friends head.
"Wow that calms her down?" Yusuke said getting a nod.
"Great my one weakness revealed," Scorch said with a fang.
"Touch me and I'll hurt you Yusuke," she said as he tried to pet her head.
He backed off giving a nervous laugh. They then heard sloshing in the halls, it passed the door.
"Sounds like the food monster's still here," Yusuke said dryly.
They all stood there thinking before Sapphire snapped her fingers.
"Scorch there's a science lab here right?' she asked.
Scorch nodded.
"Kurama think you can figure out what it's made of?" Sapphire asked.
"Perhaps with the right equipment," Kurama said.
All but Hiei pointed at his nose and he sighed.
"Very well," Kurama said.
"Hey wait what if that thing's poisonous? We'll end up killing, The Fox Bandit," Scorch said.
"Then we'll get some beakers and crap," Yusuke said waving his hand back and forth limply.
Then there was a bouncing sound in the halls.
"Okay apparently those stupid balls are loose from the gym," Yusuke said.
"Kay you guys wanna split up again?" Scorch asked sitting on one of the tables.
"I guess," Sapphire said.
"I lost that damn device though," Hiei said against the wall.
"Baka, take this one cause I know where the security closet is," Scorch said tossing him the walkie.
"Then how are you going to stay in contact?" Kuwabara asked.
"Do the words Jagan Eye mean anything to you?" She asked.
"You're gonna be hangin' out with shorty?" he asked.
"Okay let me rephrase this so you can understand Kuwabara, I have a Jagan too!" she snapped.
"Oh yeah," he said and they all anime fell.
"Fool," Hiei scoffed.
"Stay out of this," Kuwabara said.
"Hn," Hiei replied.
"Hey! Can we get back to what's important?!" Scorch yelled, "Okay here's how it's going down."
She had yet again drawn up a white board plan.
"Sapphire, take Kurama to the kitchens after going to the science lab. You two can stay here and be on guard incase that damn monster comes back. Hiei you do what you do best," Scorch said.
"And what would that be?" Hiei asked.
Yusuke opened his mouth to add his two cents but Scorch punched him.
"Lurk in the shadows and find the monster, once you find him call us on the walkie," she explained.
"And what are you gonna do?' Sapphire asked.
"Like I said I'm gonna go get a new walkie-talkie," Scorch replied, "let's head out!"
Amazingly they all followed her orders.
-Science Lab-
"Is this it?" Sapphire asked putting her face to one of those blurry glass windows.
"According to the room sign," Kurama said pointing at the little red sign.
"Oh yeah," she said taking her face from the glass to notice the sign.
They walked in to the room to see broken test tubes and beakers everywhere and the ceiling was leaking this weird blue substance.
"It's blue!" Sapphire said poking it.
"I don't think that's very wise," Kurama said searching for the right equipment to tell what the food monster was and he suddenly smelled smoke.
He turned to see the blue substance was now red and it had caught Sapphire on fire. So he turned on the eye washer (Thingy) and aimed it at her, full blast. In a bout a minute she was back to normal.
"Hehehe," she said, "now I owe ya ten bucks."
He sweat dropped.
-Hall way-
"Damnit where the hell is that damn cabinet!" Scorch growled walking down a hallway she'd never seen before.
"Where the hell is this!?" she asked coming to a dead end filled with boxes and scattered papers while light filtered in.
Wait light? She looked up to see a small window with a gash in the mesh that covered it to keep bugs out.
"Okay," she said climbing the boxes to reach it.
She reached out for it with her hand and flew backwards. The stupid thing had zapped her and shot her back into the boxes. Which fell on top of her.
"Koenma should give us for medical insurance," she grumbled pushing the boxes off of her and came face to face with some guy.
'He probably got in though the window!' she thought.
"Uh hi?" she tried.
He gave a weird laugh and tried reaching for her chest. She read his mind and bolted out of there.
"Ah rapist!" she screamed with the bastard giving chase, "help, help, help!"
SMACK!!!
She ran right into Hiei. (You know when their arms fly out in front if them)
"What the hell's your problem shojo!?" he growled standing up.
"Rapist in the school, after short Jaganshi," she said getting up.
"Did you just speak in the third person about yourself?" he asked.
"Maybe… Help me find the security closet," she ordered.
"No," he replied.
"Jerk."
"Bitch."
"Prick."
"Whore."
Then came the oh-so familiar sound of grumbling. The food monster passed the hallway by.
"That was weird," she said, "help me find the closet."
"No," he replied again walking away.
She twitched and grabbed the closest thing which was the rapist and threw him at Hiei. Both went flying into the wall.
"Ew! I touched a rapist!" she cried waving her hands back and forth by her head.
She then bolted out of there because Hiei had started to rise.
-Security closet-
"Hey I found it!" she said happily opening it to find the last walkie-talkie and took it then hearing fast assed footsteps had to once more start fleeing from the aggravated Jagan boy.
-Kitchen-
"So…" Sapphire started, "what is it?"
"It's a giant mass of baking soda," Kurama concluded, "and it's held together by that stuff from the science lab. We know thanks to you, that water gets rid of it."
Sapphire laughed nervously. There was then a clattering of metal and they saw that the knives where flying around the room. They then flew at all of them. They ran out and Kurama slammed the door oh wait that wasn't the door, it was Scorch managing to ram into her best friend.
"Hi Sapph," she said.
"Hi Scorch," Sapphire said in return.
"What were you running from?" Kurama inquired.
They then found out because Hiei rounded the corner and hit Kurama.
"Him," Scorch said as she and Sapphire got up.
Hiei shoved Kurama off himself, jumped up and punched Scorch.
"Well I guess I deserved that," she said teary eyed while holding the top of her head.
"Why what happened?" Sapphire asked.
"I threw a rapist onto him," Scorch replied.
"Rapist?" Kurama asked.
"Yeah ya see I found this window with a hole in the mesh and them I tried to get out and it blew me back into the wall of boxes and there was this guy and I read his mind and he was gonna rape me. It's good to have a Jagan," she finished.
"Oh! This is my lucky day!" came a voice, "three beautiful women."
They turned to see a tall gangly man with brown hair and it seemed he was going bald.
"The rapist! And I ain't beautiful!" Scorch yelled pointing at him.
"You've got that right," Hiei scoffed.
"Excuse me sir," Kurama said, "I am a man."
"Damn, okay two beautiful women a girly man and a child in a dress," the rapist said coming closer.
Just then the kitchen door burst open and the dozens of knives came out and stabbed the rapist to death while the others all ran back to the lounge.
-End Chapter-
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Psychic: Well I'm bored.
Hiei: That's because you just typed a nine to ten page chapter baka.
Psychic: That's it, security!
Alex: /walks in/
Hiei: /stiffens/
Alex: What?
Psychic: Make Hiei leave me alone.
Alex: What the hell makes you think I can do that?
Psychic: /holds up 'The Princess and The Protector'/ This is why.
Alex: Hehehe. /stiffens/
Psychic: Now time to piss the Jagan boy of. /releases Baby H-san/
Baby H-san: /hugs Hiei's face/
Hiei: /sweat drops/ I blame you for this. /points at Alex/
Alex: Well I blame you.
Psychic: Well I blame Yusuke.
Hiei and Alex: It was Yusuke's fault!
Alex: /starts chocking him/
Yusuke: Help!
Psychic: I have three requests wait make that four sorry and they're just requests. One if you've read The Princess and the Protector I need one more review before I update it. Two read Animefangirl1's newest story, of which has wedding in the title. Three if you want a scary Christmas story read Sapphire101's Sweet Merry Yu Yu Christmas I think that's what it's called. And four review this story! I need ideas!