Psychicfiredemoness: Well how is everyone?
Others: /stay quiet/
Psychic: Bastards.
Hiei: Hn.
Psychic: Close enough to a reply.
Yusuke: Whatever.
Psychic: That counts too.
Others: ???
Psychic: Right. Well please enjoy you guys.
Hiei: Psychicfiredemoness owns nothing.
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Chapter 9
"So that things made of baking soda and some blue crap that about it?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes that is the jest of it," Kurama replied.
"So how do we get rid of it?" Kuwabara asked.
"We know that water will weaken it but I don't remember about the baking soda," Kurama sighed.
"Vinegar," Scorch said.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hiei asked
"Vinegar, it will fizzle baking soda, and if the thing is that big we'll need a lot of it and the damn thing'll probably explode or something," Scorch said.
"Since when are you a science wiz?" Yusuke asked.
"It's not science it's cooking and that I'm a wiz at!" Scorch said proudly.
"Yeah well ya won't catch me eating anything ya cooked," he replied.
"Jackass! I cook good!" she growled.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Yes really Yusuke!"
Then the glaring commenced.
-Ten minutes later-
The two were still glaring.
"Can we wrap this up?" Sapphire asked looking at her watch.
Upon hearing this Scorch blew on Yusuke's eyes getting him to rub them.
"That's not fair!" he said.
"So?" Scorch asked.
"Hey! Can we get back to what's important!?" Sapphire snapped at the two.
"Oh fine!" Scorch replied.
"So the vinegar is most likely in the kitchens but where are we going to get a tub large enough to mix it with gallons of water?" Kurama asked.
"We could try the boiler room or something," Scorch guessed.
"I take it we're splitting up again?" Yusuke asked.
"What do ya know he has some intelligence," Hiei said.
"Hey!" Yusuke growled.
"New plan time!" Scorch stated happily starting on the new plan.
-Few minutes later-
"Okay Yusuke and Hiei go down to the boiler room since you're both the strongest no offence to Kurama and Sapphire. Me and Sapph will once again return to the kitchens-" Scorch said.
"Slight problem there are those flying knives Scorch," Sapphire interrupted.
"Okay then both of us will go to the loading bay to get the vinegar," Scorch said, "Kurama, Kuwabara help me think of something for you both to do."
"We could find a hose for the water," Kurama suggested pointing at the rather small sink.
"Touché The Fox Bandit touché," she said.
"Are you still on that?' Yusuke sweat dropped.
"Yes Gelly Belly," Scorch replied.
They all sweat dropped. Just then the walkie-talkies crackled on.
"You find those kids yet?" came a male's voice.
"No not yet," said another voice.
"Let's check the lounge next," said another voice.
"Okay," said the last voice.
"Crap," Yusuke said holding a hand over Scorch's mouth so she didn't scream into the walkie to say over.
"Let go of me!" she snarled elbowing his stomach, "okay there's a security station here too, we can make that the new base camp thingy."
"One problem," Hiei said.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"Where is it?" he replied.
"Easy it's at the other end of the kitchens due to when the school was open those twenty years ago all the kids rioted in the halls on Fridays and it was the worst on Halloween, researches said it was like they were possessed or something, so they had to close it, that and because there were really weird things happening here," Scorch said knowingly.
"How the hell do you know all this!?" Yusuke yelled.
"We had to do reports on the old schools so I got blue prints and memos and newspaper articles etcetera, etcetera. And I still got a D!" she growled.
"That's cause the teacher hated us," Sapphire pointed out, "that's weird how he got fired that year huh?"
"Who do you think reported the bastard!?" Scorch growled.
"Oh," she replied.
"Why'd he get fired though?" Yusuke asked, "I mean you can't get fired just cause they hate ya."
"Exhibit one they found weed in his first drawer. Exhibit two they found cocaine in his second drawer. Exhibit C they found kiddie porn in his two bottom drawers. (Two much SVU) Exhibit four he was selling drugs to kids. Exhibit E he was molesting the students. Exhibit F he was sleeping with the students, both male and female. Exhibit G he was stealing school supplies. Exhibit eight he had four priors. So yeah it makes ya really wonder why he was fired," she said.
"It must be nice to have all this dirt on people," Hiei smirked.
"Yeah but the weird thing is, is that he vowed he'd find out who reported him and get revenge," Scorch continued, "oh well."
"Aren't you worried?' Kuwabara asked.
"Hm, human versus Fire-Jaganshi, I'm going with the demon," Scorch replied.
"Hm, human versus weakling Fire-Jaganshi, I say human," added Hiei.
"And I'm going to say. Shut up Hiei!" Scorch snapped.
"Hn," he replied.
"Close enough!" she stated.
"Can we just head out or whatever now?" Yusuke asked.
"Sure why not, but remember to go to security station," Scorch said.
"Yeah, yeah we'll be walking on eggshells," Yusuke said as he and Hiei went to go find the boiler room.
Kurama and Kuwabara then went to go find the hose and Sapphire and Alex went off to the loading bay! Dun, dun, dun!
-Hallway-
"So, think that's it?" Yusuke asked pointing to a door at the end of the hallway.
"How the hell should I know, you're the detective," Hiei scoffed.
Yusuke narrowed his eyes at him then walked over to the door and tried it. Nope it was locked.
"Well let's go back this ain't it," Yusuke said.
There was a crashing sound and he turned back to see Hiei bent over with his sword out and the door was no longer on its hinges. He just gave Yusuke a glare.
"Fine," Yusuke grumbled walking down the stairs that were beyond the doorway.
-Other hallway-
"Kurama where would a hose be?" Kuwabara asked.
"I'm not entirely sure," Kurama replied.
They both sighed and continued walking before Kuwabara tripped over something, and it started dragging him away.
"Help!" he screamed being dragged away at high speeds.
Kurama started giving chase. He turned the corner Kuwabara had turned and found nothing. (Anyone not see that coming?) He continued down the hall cautiously. Then came the grumbling. Kurama hid himself in a locker as the food monster started down the hall, it stopped in front of the locker and seemed to be doing something. After a minute or two it went on. Kurama tried to open the locker, it was stuck. He peered out the locker vents to see a large and complex lock on the locker. That creature had locked him in.
-Loading bay-
"Hey this place reminds me of that parking lot from Dawn of the Dead," Scorch said as she and Sapphire entered the loading bay, "Don't ya think Sapph?"
She got no reply. She twitched and turned to see that Sapphire wasn't there. She heard scurrying sounds behind her. She turned to see a rat.
"Stupid rat!" she screamed drawing her sword but only the hilt came up, "Ah!"
She then ran over and kicked the rat away into the wall. And held her sheath upside down. (And Sapphire she doesn't have her forged sword yet) Nothing came out.
"What the hell happened to my katana!?" she yelled.
She then went over to the dozens of large boxes searching for the gallon jugs of vinegar. Nothing yet. She kept searching and heard footsteps now. She whipped around, nothing was there. She kept searching, more footsteps. There was still nothing when she turned.
"This is seriously messed up man," she told herself.
"Hi Scorch!"
She screamed loud enough for the whole school to hear.
-Boiler room-
"That sounded like Scorch," Yusuke said turning around from the bottom of the stairs, "think she can handle it?"
"Probably not," Hiei sighed and the two ran back up to find the source of the scream.
"Yusuke Hiei wait!" Kurama yelled as they passed the locker he was stuck in.
They both skidded to a halt and Hiei slashed the locker open. The three of them started running.
"What happened to Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked as they flew around a corner.
"I'm not sure he was being dragged away by something and when I turned this corner he was gone," Kurama replied.
"Then how did you get trapped in that human contraption?' Hiei asked.
"The food monster was coming down the hall when I was looking for Kuwabara and I hid in the locker. It stopped in front of it for a moment and it left then I tried getting out and it was locked," Kurama stated.
They reached the loading bay door and Yusuke kicked it open with his Spirit Gun ready. What they saw kinda shocked them. Sapphire was rolling around on the ground crying in laughter and Scorch was screaming at her.
"What happened here?" Yusuke asked.
"She snuck up on me!" Scorch yelled with a paranoid look.
"That was the best!" Sapphire laughed holding her side.
"You mean you scared her?" Hiei asked.
"Sapphire considering past events of today that probably wasn't the best thing to do," Kurama said.
"Sorry but it was priceless! She was talking about how this place looked like the parking lot in Dawn of the Dead and then instead of agreeing with her I hid and she got pissed at this little rat so I just snuck up on her!" she laughed.
"It's not funny!" Scorch yelled with an embarrassed blush plastered across her face.
After another minute or two Sapphire calmed down.
"Hey this place does look like the parking lot in that movie," Yusuke said looking around.
This set an uneasy mood to the large room. And to top it all off they heard a groan.
"Uh where's the vinegar?" Yusuke asked.
"Don't know I might have found it if Sapphire hadn't had scared me!" Scorch growled.
They heard the groan again except now it was closer.
"All in favor of leaving say Aye, Aye!" Yusuke said starting to walk away.
Hiei caught his collar.
"Aren't you supposed to be our fearless leader?" Hiei asked.
"Screw this there's a zombie on the loose!" Yusuke yelled trying to get out of the Jaganshi's grip.
The groan was even closer and a body fell from the ceiling rafters.
"Ah zombie! Dragon of the Dark-" Scorch started but Hiei slapped a hand over her mouth while letting go of Yusuke.
She screamed while flailing. And the creature got up and saw them it started running toward them.
"It is a zombie! Shards of Win-" Sapphire began but Kurama covered her mouth.
When the creature came into the light they saw it was Kuwabara.
"Hey guys!" he said happy to see them.
"Oh," Sapphire said as Kurama removed his hand.
There was muffled talking heard. They saw that Hiei hadn't realized Scorch.
"Ya know I don't think she's gonna kill him anymore," Yusuke said.
"Yes but her voice is rather irritating," Hiei replied.
Scorch glared and elbowed his stomach hard getting him to move his hand.
"Bitch," he muttered.
"So?" she asked, "And with you guys here we can search faster."
The guys sighed and helped look for the giant jugs of vinegar.
"Found one!" Sapphire yelled.
"And I found a dolly cart!" Scorch said.
They put the giant ten gallon jug on the cart and Scorch wheeled it out the door.
"Okay now can we get the-" Yusuke started.
"What's that?" Sapphire asked pointing up.
"That's the thing that dragged me away!" Kuwabara yelled.
"It's a fire hose," Scorch said.
"Okay then how are we gonna get it?" Yusuke asked.
They all looked at Hiei and Kurama, they being the best jumpers.
"No," Hiei replied.
"It too high to get at by simply jumping," Kurama said.
"Remember Maze Castle?" Yusuke started.
"Yes," the guys said.
"No," Sapphire and Scorch said.
They explained it.
"Sure," Sapphire said.
"Yeah you guys do that bye," Scorch said walking away.
Yusuke grabbed her ponytail, "Oh no ya don't!"
"Oh fine!" she glared.
As it went Kurama jumped on Kuwabara's shoulders, Sapphire jumped on Kurama's, Hiei jumped on Sapphire's after digging his foot in Kuwabara's back, Scorch jumped on Hiei's shoulders after digging her heel in both Kuwabara's back and Hiei's then Yusuke used all of their back as leverage. Scorch fell backward landing on her feet, Hiei jumped off, Sapphire hopped off, Kurama did a back flip off and Kuwabara fell on his face.
"Guys a little help!?" Yusuke yelled at them.
He was holding onto the end of the hose. The hose came loose and he fell hitting the ground hard.
"Ouch," he said.
They placed the hose on the cart along with Yusuke who was incapacitated for the moment.
-End Chapter-
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Psychic: Sorry that was so long guys.
Alex: She just had a lot to say is all.
Psychic: Thank you Alex.
Alex: Welcome.
Sapphire: /laughing/
Scorch: Shut up!
Alex: Right…
Psychic: Well please review I need a lot help for what to write now.