Psychicfiredemoness: /yelling in corner of the room/
Sapphire: Hi everyone how are ya?
Psychic: Bad!
Yusuke: What the hell's wrong with her?
Hiei: Involves a DVD.
Sapphire: She was supposed to get the new Yu Yu DVD but since it rained she didn't get to go get it.
Psychic: Stupid rain! Okay but this is the new chapter to the survey from hell as I call it.
Scorch: And I call it. What's with the new conspiracy?
Psychic: I got a flame and so did Sapphire101, and so did Anime-fangirl1, my theory is that it's the same person cause we all sent subliminal messages to readers to read each others stories, it's cause we're friends from school. And if any of you are curious enough to care I got the flame on Princess and the Protector. Well I own nothing.
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Chapter 11
"Can you guys hear me?" Scorch asked tapping the headset.
No answer.
"Hello? I'm going to keep annoying you guys till you answer me. Fine. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! Jim-" she said.
"We hear you!" they screamed back.
"Ow, well you guys should have said so!" she growled getting back onto the chair, "Okay Yusuke keep going down that hallway. Sapphire take a left. Everyone else just keep going."
"Uh what exactly are we looking for?" Yusuke asked.
"…"
"Scorch?" Sapphire asked.
"I don't know," Scorch replied.
"How can you not know shojo!?" Hiei growled.
"Cause I'm stupid," she said pretending to cry.
"You made her cry!" Sapphire scolded.
"No he didn't," she said getting over it, "But you know the things groundskeepers use to dispense bug poison and stuff like that?"
"Yes," Kurama said.
"Okay then look for one of those," Scorch instructed, "do the rest of you know what they look like?"
"Yeah," Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Sapphire said.
"No," Hiei replied.
"Okay then you can go find the guards and knock them out then steal the keys out of this place," she instructed.
"The hell if I'm about to listen to you shojo," he replied.
"Well it seems you're gonna have to, because there's a guard coming up one of the halls near ya," she replied.
She saw him twitching on the monitor and on the one next to it the guard drew steadily closer.
"He's closing in, 50 yards, 40 yards, 25, 10, 20 feet, he's turning the corner," she said.
Just then the guard fell before turning the corner.
"There I knocked a guard out, now I'm going to find that sweet snow," he said, "where is it?"
"We're just gonna drone you guys out for now," Yusuke said.
"Okay and the sweet snow's in the kitchens, but there're flying knives if you didn't remember," she stated.
Hiei on the monitor disappeared and reappeared on another one that overlooked the kitchens. He walked out of view and into the freezers. The door then shut and they all heard him cursing over the headsets that he was locked in and how there were sweet snow gallon bucks laying all over, and they were empty!
"You lied to me shojo! If I ever get out of this thing you'll be painfully tortured," Hiei growled.
"In what way?" Yusuke asked with a perverted tone to his voice.
"Yusuke you're such a perv! And why would I lie about sweet snow!?" she yelled.
"How am I supposed to know how your primitive mind works?" Hiei asked.
"Cause you two f-" Yusuke started.
"Yusuke shut up!" Scorch screamed making the detective wince painfully.
"Someone go get Hiei out of the freezer!" Scorch ordered."Why don't you, that way you can save your-" Yusuke started again.
"Shut up!" both Jaganshi's screamed.
"So who's gonna go get the Jagan boy?" Scorch asked again.
"It depends on who's closest I suppose," Kurama said.
She looked at the screens she was the closest one, the Security station being closest to the kitchens.
"I don't want to go save him!" she said.
"Just do it!" the other four screamed.
"I don't want help from the baka shojo damnit!" Hiei growled.
"Too bad," Sapphire said.
"Fine I'll go!" Scorch grumbled getting up from the chair and walking over to a large metal cabinet and digging through it.
"Okay there has to be something in here to protect myself against the demon that has said he will exact his revenge upon me," she said rifling through a cardboard box and coming upon a pistol, "What the hell is this doing in a school?! Oh well."
She put a holster on and put the gun in it but also grabbed a nightstick. (This story's really weird)
"I feel like a rent-a cop or something," she said, "to save the Jaganshi!"
"Scorch if you're going to talk to yourself, take the headset off!" Yusuke instructed.
"Leave me alone!" she snapped walking out the door only to come no I can say face to face, okay face to chest with one of the security guards.
"What were you doing in there little girl!?" he screamed grabbing her collar, "and why do you have a walkie-talkie!?"
"Mayday, mayday!" she yelled attacking the guard with the nightstick.
He got knocked out falling to the ground dropping a clip for the gun.
'This is like some freaked out psycho video game horror movie thing,' she thought picking up the clip. (Sorry to many sci-fi movies have affected me, that and first person shooters)
She then heard the faint clattering sound of metal. She turned to she the possessed knives got little pupils and ran toward the kitchens shoving a cabinet in front of the door. Yep the freezer was still closed. She knocked on it.
"Ya in there Hiei?" she asked.
"Hn," he replied.
She tried opening the door, it wouldn't budge. She then took aim with the pistol.
"Hiei I advise you to stay away from the door," she said and for some reason yelled, "two shots!" (Too much CSI)
"What the hell's wrong with you!?" he yelled at her as the door opened because the handle/lock as now gone.
"Hey I warned ya," she glared, "hey by any chance was there a carcass in there?"
"No, why?" he asked.
"Because when I got locked in and came back to investigate the doors were slashed to bits and there was a cow carcass or something in here," she replied, "and there was this black blur thing that had a black cloak came in and was doing something to the sweet snow."
"Why is there a cabinet in front of the door?" he asked.
"Cause the accursed kitchen ware is out there," she replied sheepishly.
"Then how do you propose we get out of here?" he inquired.
"Hey guys?" she said tapping the headset.
There was only static.
"What the hell is with this place!?" she yelled then went to the cabinet and started pulling at it, "how did it get welded shut!? How damnit how!?"
Hiei then used the sink sprayer and shot her with water.
"You're mentally unstable shojo," he commented.
"What's your point?" she asked and he sweat dropped.
-End Chapter-
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Psychic: Well whatever I need suggestions people, really badly.
Scorch: And Maya-chan, why did you say I should have been under delusion and try to kiss Hiei?
Yusuke: When she said 'kiss' she meant, 'make it with Hiei'.
Scorch: What is with that!?
Psychic: Please review.