Psychicfiredemoness: This is of course my sad excuse for the Survey story, cause my best friend has been hounding me about it.

Sapphire: Hehehe, sorry.

Psychic: And uh people this is gonna sound kinda weird but I'm kinda having a poll.

Alex: /hugging Baby Hiei-san/

Baby Hiei-san: /hugging Alex/

Psychic: He's so cute! But the poll is that should I put Alex in my new yet oldest story or should I put Scorch in it?

Alex: For those that know me not, I am one of the main characters in Psychic's story The Princess and The Protector.

Yusuke: And Baby Hiei-san's-

Hiei: /punches Yusuke into Kayori's house/

Kayori: Get out of my house ya perv!

Yusuke: /leaves/

Alex: And that is a different story damnit! And he tricked me into it the bastard!

Psychic: /patting Alex's hand/ There, there dear it'll be alright.

Sapphire: You are acting out of character.

Psychic: Bitch.

Sapphire: Whore.

Psychic: Slut.

Sapphire: Ho.

Psychic: Tramp.

Sapphire: Dirty woman.

Psychic: Skank.

Sapphire: …

Psychic: Okay well I own nothing people and Hiei is a dirty whore.

Hiei: What!?

-.-.-.-.-

Chapter 12

Kurama walked down a dark hallway and had a lamp weed in his hand. (Yusuke: That ain't the only place Kurama's spread his seeds. Everyone: Pervert!) He heard something behind him. He turned there was nothing there. He kept walking.

A short time later he heard the sound again, it was closer this time. It was like sneakers squeaking across the floor. Again he turned to find nothing there. He was slightly disturbed about this, he a fox and not being able to smell anything in the air but dust and grime from his surroundings. There were fast, squeaky footsteps as he turned to walk on and a damp rag was put to his mouth as his arms were held behind his back.

"It's my luck that that little bitch would have a hot friend like you," a feminine voice said into the fox's ear.

The chloroform then took affect and Kurama passed out. (I know someone said that Kurama should be kidnapped so thanks, I'm sorry I don't remember who you are! But poor him gonna get rapped by some sexually hungry chick.)

-Yusuke-

"Kurama, Kurama! Damnit answer me!" Yusuke yelled into the headset.

There was only static.

"Hey Yusuke, what's with the yelling?" Sapphire asked.

"Kurama's not answering, and neither are Hiei and Scorch but they're probably passionately fu-" Yusuke began but was cut off by Kuwabara's screams, "What the hell was that?! Sapph you still there?"

"Yeah, uh maybe we should regroup by the security station," Sapphire suggested.

"Good idea," Yusuke agreed and started walking back to the station.

-Five minutes later-

"Damnit it's stuck!" Yusuke yelled standing on the wall trying to get the security door open.

"Or it's just locked," Sapphire replied whilst sweat dropping.

He thought about it and let go of it then fell onto the ground.

"Yeah there's always that," he said rubbing his head, "So, what do we do?"

They stood there thinking for a few minutes.

"Don't know," Sapphire said.

-Kitchen-

"Let me out of here damnit Hiei!" Scorch screamed trying to break out of the metal cabinet that A) blocked the door and B) he had locked her in it.

"No," Hiei replied still searching the freezer for the sweet snow after knocking the door off its hinges.

"Let me o-" she then screamed bloody murder.

Hiei walked over and tore the doors open. Then he had the sensation of getting his nose broken and Scorch walked out of it.

"See why ya don't lock me in a cabinet!?" She growled at him, then handed him a tissue to wipe away the blood from his nose.

He grabbed and used it muttering something about her being a stupid bitch.

"I heard that," she said.

"So?" he replied holding the tissue to his still bleeding nose.

The open cabinet then was torn open from the back.

"Ah! Flying kitchen ware! Dragon of the Darkness flam-" Scorch began.

Again Hiei slapped his (free) hand over her mouth.

"It's really eating you up inside to use that attack huh?" Yusuke asked stumbling through the small opening of the cabinet.

She elbowed Hiei in the stomach, "well how was I supposed to know there was flying kitchen crap out there!"

"Why's Hiei bleeding?" Sapphire asked poking her head throw the hole.

Yusuke got a perverted grin and threw a palsy arm around the shortest detective, "Hey I didn't know yeah had it in ya to flash him Scorch."

"What!? I didn't you perv!" she yelled punching him. (Remember cause in anime when sometimes perverted things happen they get nosebleeds)

"I broke his stupid nose for locking me in the cabinet!" she added, "hey where are the others?"

"We lost communication with you guys, then Kurama, and then we heard Kuwabara scream and me and Yusuke met at the security station, it was locked and we came here to see if ya were still here," Sapphire explained.

"For someone of your intelligence that was rather well put," Hiei stated.

"Thank you Hiei," she replied.

"Uh I don't think that was a compliment," Yusuke interjected.

"Uh I think she knew that," Scorch said imitating the detective.

"Shut up!" he growled.

"Only if you do," she retorted.

Then a glaring contest began between the two team leaders, in which both were hit by Hiei so they'd get it together.

"Hey!" They both yelled holding the backs of their heads.

"Can we just go find the others?" Sapphire asked, "but we can't get into the security thing, I couldn't freeze it and Yusuke couldn't Spirit Gun it."

"I have an idea," Scorch said and they went to the office.

-Outside security station-

"Three shots!" Scorch yelled shooting out the hinges and the handle.

"You watch too much CSI," Yusuke proclaimed poking the door and causing it to fall back into the room.

There was a static-like noise and they found that all twenty screens were full of static.

"Okay this is rather disturbing man," Scorch said pushing some buttons on the keyboard that controlled the monitors, "please enter password."

That's what all the screens read. A piece of paper fell from the ventilation shaft above her and landed in Hiei's hair. She grabbed it for god knows why and read it.

"It says ones 9 times 9 ones, what the hell does that mean!?" she fumed.

"Kurama would probably know," Yusuke said sighing.

She typed the words in.

INCORRECT PASSWORD

She then typed 1991 in.

INCORRECT PASSWORD

She started twitching.

"Okay… what the hell is this a brain teaser!?" she yelled.

"Probably," Hiei scoffed.

Insert light bulb above her head.

"That's it! It is a brain teaser," she cried.

'Perhaps you aren't familiar with sarcasm," he replied.

She then typed in 12345678987654321.

PASSWORD CORRECT

"How the hell'd you do that!?" Yusuke yelled not understanding math.

"What is 111111111 times 111111111?" she asked.

"Uh 1 how many times you said it?" he guessed. (This was on Hey! Spring of Trivia! So sorry guys.)

"It's 12345678987654321," she sweat dropped, "ones 9 times 9 ones. To tell the truth I didn't get it till sir-glares-at-anything-that-moves mocked me."

"Hiei's earned a biscuit then!" she declared after a moment and got punched by the slightly taller demon, "this ain't the monitor! It's just some stupid files!"

"Oh let's look at um!" Sapphire said.

"Okay," her shorter friend agreed.

Scorch started typing and clicking the mouse. A red folder was brought up with the article the had pocketed earlier.

"That's the evil teacher!" she yelled pointing at the teachers picture by the article.

"So?" Yusuke asked.

"Why's it here? On this computer?" she asked.

She opened another red file marker XJLBF-712. It gave directions on how to make a non-human, non-demon creature. The depicted construction was of the baking soda monster. Another file, this one blue. It had Sapphire and Scorch's permanent school records.

"Scorch committed a crime?!" Yusuke said laughing, "what were you still under aged?"

"What!? You perv! And hell no it involved blacktop and a crayon, I was small and naïve!" she screamed, "plus it doesn't affect me now cause I was too young to have comprehension."

"And you do now?" Hiei asked.

"Shut up!" she yelled.

By this time Sapphire and Yusuke were looking through the files. One had the recipe for a one hour reanimation potion, which they figured was used on the skeleton. An InGen file with something about a resignation from the company that included a map of Isla Sorna. (Love Jurassic Park! Give me my fic back Sapphire!) A map of the school including a way out. They started printing it.

The power went out. Yusuke screamed.

Scorch lit a fire ball in her hand and only found Hiei who had a large cut across his cloak, which was drenched in his own blood (And if you wonder or care his nose is now fine and not broken due to him being to heal fast do to being a demon that or cause Scorch felt bad and healed him) and Sapphire who was rubbing her ear.

"Where's Yusuke?" She asked looking for the detective.

"I don't know but he screams louder then hell!" Sapphire replied.

"Yeah, what happened to you?" she asked pointing at Hiei.

"You think I know!? The detective screamed and I was attacked, then you turned that light on, something clearly doesn't want to be seen by us," Hiei replied holding his wound.

"Anyone got an idea?" Sapphire asked.

"Well let's head to the bathroom in here, there might be a clue or something," she suggested.

-Bathroom-

"Okay this is weird," Sapphire said pouring the vinegar water into a pest sprayer and strapping it onto her back.

"Kay I got a gun and you've go overly saturated sodium water, Hiei you're basically fighting blind cause you only have a melee weapon," Scorch said.

"Hn, so?" he replied.

"Stay close if you don't want Yukina to mourn for her brother the rest of her life," she suggested getting him there, "we should head to the nurses office to get ya cleaned up."

"Let me guess you'll be the nurse?" Sapphire said suggestively.

"That's sick and made less sense then Kuwabara as a stripper," Scorch stated. (Get it? Sense, cents? Oh never mind. My joke, I own.)

-Nurses office-

Hiei was in a corner of the room cleaning and bandaging his wound. Scorch and Sapphire were busy making sure the baking soda monster was really dead by having Sapphire spay it till there was absolutely nothing left of it.

"That's one thing down, now we just need to find out what attacked Hiei, what kidnapped the others, and what ate the sweet snow, what the cow carcass was about, and who's doing this, all in a Spirit Detective's days work," Scorch sighed.

"We've got our work cut out for us," Sapphire sighed.

"Okay not a days work a nights work," she corrected herself looking at her watch, "it's 10 pm."

"Great we've been stuck her like, six hours," Sapphire stated.

"Are you done yet? You take longer to bandage then a mummy, or Mukuro," Scorch stated.

"Hn," he replied.

"You're a dirty whore Hiei," she stated.

"What are you talking about?" he asked turning and pulling his blue tanktop back on then his cloak.

"You, you're a dirty whore, you slept with Mukuro," she said.

"What!? No I didn't!" he cried.

"Yes you did, and then you slept with my sister," she replied blinking like a child.

"Your sister is a dirty whore!" Hiei stated, "and I didn't sleep with Mukuro!"

"You two are fun to watch," Sapphire said.

"Yep, let's go to the stage maybe the guys are there," Scorch said abandoning her arguing with Hiei, leaving him awkwardly confused.

"Good job, you've earned your title as Spirit Detective, Scorch," a speaker said.

"Who said that!?" Scorch said looking around.

"So sad do you remember me Sapphire?" the voice asked.

"Santa?" she asked.

"…"

"Well he's gone let's find the others," Hiei said.

"I'm not gone you foolish little demon!"

'What did you call me?" Hiei's voice kinda had a dangerous tone there.

"You heard me, and how is it you two could forget a teacher like that, have I taught you nothing?" the voice asked.

"Mr. Saitachiko?" Scorch asked, "and apparently not, you know cause you were too busy screwing anything that moved till you were found out to teach us anything at all."

"Shut up you little whore!" Saitachiko screamed.

"Make me ya stupid human!"

"Ah yes there's the fact you are a fire demon and Sapphire an ice hanyou, don't think you're superior to me. Demons are pathetic wastes of space," Saitachiko explained.

The two had to hold Hiei back from killing the loud speaker.

"Screw you bitch!" Sapphire yelled.

"I'd like that," he replied.

"Who's the bigger perv him, Yusuke, or Allyson," Scorch asked upon hearing that.

"Too hard to tell," Sapphire replied then killed the speaker.

"Kay let's get to the stage/auditorium," Scorch said, "our best bet to not be attacked is to stay back to back to back."

-10 minutes later-

The three had made a sort of triangle with each other while they walked down the hall turning every so often to walk straight instead of to the side or backwards.

"This is overly awkward," Sapphire said out of the blue walking backward.

"What am I a demon lamp? Why can't Hiei do this?" Scorch asked draining her energy to keep the flame lit.

They heard scuttling behind them or to the front of Sapphire.

"What the hell was that?" she asked. (She being Scorch not Sapphire, sorry I got a bit confused there. So just incase you were.)

"Don't know walk faster," Sapphire ordered.

The light then went out.

"Damnit! My energies getting all used up!" Scorch growled trying to light her hand again.

She finally did get it lit and was face to face with a strange sight, in other words slit-like yellow eyes glaring at her, a few scruffs of hair sticking out from behind a hockey mask. Needless to say she screamed. To put it lightly imagine the most blood curdling scream you've ever heard and multiply it by ten, not in volume but freaked out-ed-ness. It then disappeared in a flash.

"What in all of hell is wrong with you shojo!?" Hiei screamed at her.

"There's something in here!" she yelled looking around frantically.

"I didn't see anything," he replied.

"Me neither," Sapphire added.

"I ain't crazy! Or insane or literally psychotic so don't say any of those!" she said, "and it was fast, not like Hiei fast or anything but (Yes I know how WRONG that sounded.) it was here and when I got the light back on it was gone!"

"Idiot," Hiei muttered walking on into the dark hallway.

They then heard him scream in pain. The two rushed to the source, and there lay a scrap of his cloak a bandage and a trail blood.

-End Chapter-

Psychic: Is this even any good?

Alex: You killed Hiei off, sweet!

Hiei: Ahem.

Alex: Oh, uh hi Hiei.

Hiei: Shut up.

Psychic: Well I need suggestions, and um, I'd like to ask you guys to read and review Sapphire101's story about the YYH guys going on a ski trip. I'm just asking, it's funny and I helped a little on it, I think… Oh well it's hers to be proud of. But please R&R or whatever.