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Karina and Lily
"You should go get ready soon."
"I know." Karina was looking out the window, watching the rain pour onto the Hogwarts' grounds.
Lily put her book down and sat next to her friend on the window seat in their dorm.
"Don't forget to wear your cloak."
"Yes mother."
"Be quiet."
"Of course mum."
Lily sighed.
"I'm going to go take a shower."
"Alright. I took mine last night, so don't worry about hot water." Lily smirked.
"Okay."
'I love nights like those. Me and Karina just sat around enjoying each other's company. She seemed rather sad though.' Lily frowned. She stood up and walked to her wardrobe, pulling it open. She took out a long black skirt and a black 'white' beater. She pulled on her black boots and sat around waiting for Karina.
"Nice outfit. Too bad it's mine!" Karina laughed.
"You know you want to let me wear it Kari." Lily smiled.
"Why would I say no?" Kari walked over to the wardrobe and pulled out a pair of black bondage pants, a low cut tight fit black tank top with a mesh shirt underneath, and high top strapped boots.
"Bondage." Lily smiled.
"Oh yeah!" Karina laughed and used her wand to dry and straighten her hair. She put on some black eyeliner, silver eyeshadow, dark red lipstick, and some pale powder.
"That eyeliner makes you look Egyptian."
"I like it."
"So do I. Lets go. I'm a little hungry."
"A little? You're starving. I know it. I heard your stomach rumbling for some cereal."
"So? You want a doughnut. It calls you…listen, Kari, eat me. I'm a doughnut, eeeeaaaatttt meeeee!" Lily said this with a high squeaky voice.
"I think you girls need more sleep."
"Remus? You're up early." Karina said startled.
"You two aren't the only insomniacs in Gryffindor." he smiled.
"How did you know we were insomniacs?" Lily asked.
"I heard you two talking the other night, and I saw you in the common room last year." he shrugged.
"Well, if you're one, you should come sit with us. It might be more fun with three." Karina suggested.
"Sure why not."
"Want to come to breakfast with us?"
"Alright."
They walked down to the Great Hall, and they were the only ones in there. There weren't even any teachers.
"Wow. Believe this is a first. Students coming into the Great Hall for breakfast even before teachers." Karina laughed and sat down.
"At least the food is warm." Lily said, pouring some cereal into her bowl.
"You're eating cereal, how would you know?"
"Shut up Kari…"
"You wanna hear a funny joke?" Karina asked, picking up a doughnut.
"Do I?" Remus asked Lily.
Lily looked at Karina. Karina smiled mischievously.
"I think so." Lily grinned.
"Okay Karina, what is it."
"Well, this is a muggle joke so sorry if it doesn't make sense, but…"
Mauraders minus Remus
A loud snore jarred Sirius and James from their dreams.
"Peter!" two male voices groaned.
"Might as well get up and see Wolf boy." Sirius said, scratching his head.
"Does he ever sleep?" James muttered looking at Remus' clean unslept in bed.
"No, I don't think werewolves sleep much." Sirius' reply came from the bathroom. Water started running the next minute.
James got up and threw a pillow at Peter to wake him up.
"Djklyuladjfaaugboag!" and a lot of other unintelligible babble came from Peter's mouth. Sirius came out of the bathroom then with a towel wrapped around his waist.
"Get dressed Sirius." James said, heading into the bathroom.
"Oh, you know you want to look at my perfect body!" he laughed and flexed his arms.
"Shut up Sirius!" James called then turned on the water.
"Peter WAKE UP!"
"WHAT!" Peter sat bolt right up.
"Time to get up, that's what." Sirius said while picking up some jeans off the floor and pulling them on.
"Oh." Peter stood up.
"James is in the bathroom, so you're gonna have to wait till he gets out. Wolf boy went down to breakfast without us." Sirius filled him in, pulling on a black t-shirt.
Just then, James came out of the bathroom exactly the way Sirius had, with a towel around his waist.
"Get dressed James." Sirius said, imitating his voice.
"Shut up." James said, pulling on some khakis and a dark green t-shirt.
"Hurry up Pete!"
Peter was in the shower now, but he had taken his clothes with him. He didn't feel the need to show James and Sirius what horrible condition he was in.
About ten minutes later, they were walking down to the Great hall for breakfast. They walked in to see Remus laughing with Karina and Lily. They walked up and sat down across from them.
"What's so funny?" James asked.
Remus just laughed harder and pointed to Karina.
"What did she do?" Sirius asked, picking up a piece of toast.
"Laugh Told…laugh funniest joke…" Remus laughed even harder.
"Oh, tell us." James said, pulling his bowl of cereal closer.
"Alright. It's a muggle joke so, I have to explain a few things first. One, a doctor is a muggle healer. Two, castration is where doctors remove a guy's balls, and three, circumcision is where, when you are born, they take off a layer of skin surrounding the penis. We clear?"
Sirius sprayed out his pumpkin juice and James was staring, open mouthed at Karina.
"Clear." they both said.
"Okay, well, there was this man, and he went to the doctor's and said, 'I want to be castrated.' the doctor was like, 'Are you sure?' and tried to talk him out of it, but the man was persistent, and in the end, won. So the operation came and went about a week later, and the guy walked out into a rec room of the hospital all funny like, and saw a guy walking just like he was. The other man walked up and asked, 'Circumcision too?' and the man goes, 'That's the word!'"
They all started laughing really hard except for Peter, who wasn't paying attention till they all started laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
They all waved their hands dismissing the question till they stopped laughing and were breathing regularly.
"Peter, you missed the whole joke!" Sirius exclaimed.
"It was priceless!" James said, and started howling with laughter again.
"What did you do Kari?" Sarah asked from behind them.
Karina stopped laughing suddenly. "Hey, I resent that!"
This just resulted in more laughter.
"Kari!"
"Jason!" Karina jumped up and ran to give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Good morning sunshine."
"Bleck. Sunshine."
"Oh I forgot my queen of darkness," he said, giving a little mock bow.
"All is forgiven my love slave," she giggled.
"What do you say to spending the day with me?"
"I say yay! Till three at least, I have something important to do."
"Alright love." Jason smiled and they went back to the table to sit down.
Sirius looked up and frowned. "Isn't this Gryffindor's table?"
"I invited him to sit with us Black."
Lily screamed at that moment.
"MICHAEL!"
"Lily, glad to see you're so chipper this morning."
"You scared the crap out of me!" she gave him a little punch in the chest.
"All in a day's work." he smiled and kissed her forehead. "Have you told them?" he directed this question to Jason.
"I have asked Karina…"
"Kari, call me Kari."
"I have asked Kari, and she said yes, the rest is all you."
"Alright then, Lily, would you like to spend the day with me?" Michael asked sitting next to her.
"I would be delighted."
"What are you planning?" Karina asked suspiciously.
"You'll see." Jason said smiling.
"I feel suddenly afraid." Lily said smiling.
"Well, we'll show you there's nothing to fear. Come with us." Michael held out his hand for Lily while Jason helped Karina up.
"See you guys later!" Lily called back.
"Bye!" Kari waved and walked on.
"See ya later guys!" Sarah smiled, walking off.
"Where are you going?" James demanded.
"I have something to do for them. And so does Liz by the way. OY LIZ!"
"Coming!"
They walked out of the hall giggling and whispering.
"I don't like either of them." Sirius said moodily, stabbing a pancake with a fork.
"Maybe you should have asked Karina out during the summer." Remus said, grabbing a piece of toast and spreading jelly on it.
"I don't like them either." James said, looking over his shoulder.
"Same advice to you, you should have asked Lily out over the summer."
Mumbling could be heard coming from Sirius and James' mouths.
"What are we going to do today?" Peter asked suddenly, pushing his plate away.
"I dunno… hey! Want to see where that passage we saw Pringle going into leads to?" James asked suddenly.
"The one behind the witch with the humpback?" Remus asked, interested.
"Yeah, what was the word to get it open again?"
"'Dissendium' or something like that right?" Sirius asked.
"I think so. Something like that. Anyways, we should take the cloak, just in case. I'm pretty sure we'll all fit." James said lowering his voice.
"When are we going to go?" Peter squeaked in anticipation.
"Later on in the afternoon. After lunch. We should get some homework done considering I won't be here tomorrow." Remus put in.
"Homework!" Sirius said, looking as though Christmas was cancelled.
"Yes, Peter, if you need help, I'll help you." Remus turned to Peter.
"Sirius, we'll do something else till then." James said standing up.
"Alright. Anything's better than homework." Sirius stood up and stretched.
"We'll be in the library if you need us."
"The library! James'll go in for me!" Sirius yelped.
"What do you have against the library?"
"Its too quiet. And stuffy."
"Well, people do go there to learn and study." Remus said, exasperated.
"And all the studying! It's ridiculous!"
"Come on mate, we won't have to go, I have a plan for us."
"Does it have to do with Snivellus?"
James and Sirius talked about their plans walking out of the Great Hall, while Remus watched after them shaking his head.
Lily and Karina
"Can I look now?" Lily asked.
"Not yet." Michael answered.
"How about now?" Karina asked, trying to peek.
"Oh no you don't!" Jason put his hands over her face.
"We're almost there!" Sarah called excitingly.
"WHERE!" Karina and Lily yelled at the same time.
"Please, don't do the whole, talk at the same time, it's scary." Jason shuddered and Karina felt it in his hands.
"How?" they asked in unison.
"We're the-re!" Liz called in a singsong voice.
Jason uncovered Karina's eyes and she gasped. She heard Lily gasp too.
They were in a room somewhere in Hogwarts, but it looked like they were in one of the fanciest restraunts in London.
"Surprise." Michael whispered in Lily's ear. He grabbed her around the waist and pulled her in close.
"Do you like it?" Jason asked Karina looking at her gaze wondrously around the room.
"I love it!" she suddenly reached her arms around his neck and kissed him deeply.
"Let's set the mood." Sarah whispered to Liz. Liz nodded and walked over to a corner, and suddenly, the room was filled with the sound of muggle love songs, nice and slow.
The couples slowly revolved around for hours, enjoying each other's company, when Liz said, "Lunch, we brought it up just for you." A table was set up and some food was set upon it.
"Umm, Liz, I can't have this." Karina pointed to the pumpkin juice.
"Why?" Liz asked curiously.
"I'm allergic to pumpkins."
"Oh, well, here, have some sweet tea." she flicked her wand, and the pumpkin juice was replaced with tea.
"Thanks."
Lunch was highly enjoyed until shrieks were heard, obviously coming from floors below.
"I have an odd feeling…" Lily said, looking at the floor.
"Yeah, I think we should go see what's happening. It's two anyways I should be getting ready to leave." Karina said.
Karina kissed Jason and Lily kissed Michael and they left, heading down towards the commotion.
As they approached the Great Hall, the shrieks were defined roughly as bad singing. And more specifically Slytherins singing, "You are my sunshine" at the top of their lungs.
"…WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY MY SKIES ARE GREY…"
Then, Karina turned around and pulled on a tapestry.
"Oh ho. Look who it is. Black and Potter."
"Fancy seeing you here Karr!" Sirius said sniggering as Snape's voice cracked from getting so high.
"Make them stop before they bust out eardrums." Lily said, putting her hands on her hips.
"Alright Evans. If you go out with me!" Everything seemed to go quiet. 'SHIT! What did I do!' James yelled in his head.
"What did you say Potter?" Lily asked quietly.
"I…uh…" James stuttered.
"YOU PRAT! I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!" Lily shrieked, louder than the Slytherins, then she stomped up towards the common room.
"Think headed idiots!" Karina yelled, then ran after Lily.
"Of all the stupid things that was the STUPIDEST!"
"I know, but we have to hurry, I have to grab my cloak then leave!"
"Oh yeah."
"Password?"
"Wayfarers."
The portrait hole swung open.
Karina ran up, got her cloak and came down.
"Let's go! I have to be in Hogsmeade in ten minutes!' she ran out the portrait hole and called behind, "RACE YA LILY!"
"No fair!"