Chapter 3: Getting ready for the date
After the girls left I noticed Bart was in some kind of trance. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Hey Bart are you okay?"
He came out of the trance and said, "Hey I'm always okay. No I'm always great! Now we got to get ready for our date dude. Obviously were going to get a new wardrobe. Come there's a clothes store by here follow me." Bart ran at lightning speed, as usual and I followed I just hope that Bart not going to pull another robbery. We arrived at the clothes store and Bart stopped by the front and I did the same.
"Now I could easily go in there and get the clothes for free but I know you have your whole thing against stealing and also it takes time to find the right wardrobe especially going on a date", informed Bart.
"Okay thank you Mr. MTV VJ now can we go in and get some clothes." It was then that I realized that I only have like twenty bucks on me. "I'm kind of low on cash Bart I could always run home and get some clothes."
"Nonsense besides It's all on Bruce Wayne", said Bart as he pulled out a silver credit card with the name Bruce Wayne on it. I got angry to find out that Bart is still stealing.
"Bart come on why are you still stealing. I thought I taught you stealing is not the right thing to do."
"Relax the guy has about ten of these things besides he's not going to care. Bruce Wayne is the richest guy in this city he may even be richer than your homie Lex Luthor."
"Well okay but I still don't feel right about this."
"Sweet okay let's shop".
We walked into store it was packed. I followed Bart into the Men's section. Bart was looking at one rack of clothes while I looked at another. Since we were going on dates I figured the best thing to get was a button down collar shirt. I want to make a good impression on Lois. WHOA! Did I just say that? No way I can't like Lois she's just a friend nothing more nothing less. I then saw a blue collar shirt that looked pretty nice. People say I look good in blue. So I took out it was exactly twenty bucks. Well at least I can pay for my shirt. Suddenly Bart came out of the dressing room, which I didn't even realize he was in. He asked, "Hey Clark what do you think"?
He was wearing a bright red collar button down long sleeve shirt, black pants, and black boots. It looked like something Lex would wear expect for the boots.
"Nice, but do you always wear red", I asked.
"Yeah I feel red suits me. Well I'm ready so hurry up dude."
"All right hang on."
Five minutes later I decided to go with the blue shirt and khaki pants with black boots like Bart's.
"Ready", asked Bart.
"Yup. Oh I got enough money to at least pay for the shirt."
"Clark put your money away everything is on Bruce Wayne."
I just nodded knowing I wouldn't win this argument. We eventually got to counter paid for our clothes with no trouble and walked out wearing them and holding our old clothes in bags from the store and ran to the club.
"Hey Bart aren't they going to card us?"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me. I figured we would go in club so before I came into Smallville again I made this for you."
He handed me a fake idea with a photo of a guy who looks like me. It has a fake name in it. I questioned, "Christopher Reeve?"
"Yeah I think of the most random names."
"Who's the guy in the picture"
"Oh just some actor named Tom Welling he looks close enough like you."
Seconds later we made it to the 'emerald' I believe it's called. We saw Lois and Chloe there. Lois was looking hot. WAIT! I did it again. Get a hold of your self Kent. But she was looking gourgesous wearing leather boots and sleeveless black dress. She also had her hair down with a piece of it in a curl. Chloe had her usual hair do and was wearing a black tight skirt and a green sleeveless shirt. Bart and I both looked at each other with huge grins on our faces. This is going to be a night to remember.