Squabble
Hello, my dear readers! It's old Firestorm (aka Blazey) back with another story! This one's a one shot, as I have been having extreme writer's block with my story "someone like me"… my notebook is full of abandoned ideas.
Anyways, here's a little story I wrote instead! Enjoy!
-Firestorm
PS This story is dedicated to The Raven's Wings and raeandrob4eva. You guys are the best!
Disclaimer: If I did own the Titans, I wouldn't share.
The Titans sat in the tower, doing their ordinary, everyday, Titan-y stuff, went the Ol' Alarm went off. WEEEoooooh WEEEooooh WEEooooh….
"Titans, GO!" shouted Robin, and the Titans rushed off. They didn't figure out where to until about halfway down the road. They needed to go to the Jump City Harbor.
When they arrived, the Turnips – I mean, Titans – saw a huge, ugly, spider-headed, grey-gob shooting monster. They also saw an equally ugly blonde-haired blue-eyed banshee – I mean girl. She was wearing a tight little cheerleader's costume. Robin and Starfire recognized them immediately and started twitching.
It was Fang and Kitten. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
The rest of the Titans ignored them, but Robin and Starfire sprung into action. Robin attacked Fang, and Star went after Kitten's blood. Soon, one of those anime-fight-clouds formed around the two girls, while a civilized fight went on between the "boys".
After Robin defeated, tied up, and gave Fang to the police, he went over to the still-warring girls.
"Alright, ladies, that's enough. There's no reason to fight over me," said the smooth-talking Boy Wonder.
The two girls stared at him indignantly. "OVER YOU???"
"I was trying to kill her because she took my prom dress style," said Kitten. "And I tried to annihilate her existence because she used my hairstyle!" came Starfire's response.
The two girls looked at each other, and Starfire said, "This knexif thought we were fighting over him? He has an inflated balloon of an ego!"
"I don't know what a knefix is," responded Kitten, "but… LET'S GET 'IM!!"
The two girls pounced on Robin, and in a matter of minutes, they had reduced him to a twitching, brightly-colored thing on the ground.
"Let us join in the snarfing of pizza!" said Starfire. And the two ran off.
"Um, girls? Whoever helps me up… gets a kiss!" (Some boys never learn.) Raven walked over to Robin, helped him up, dusted him off, and put her hands on her hips. "So where's my reward?" came her snide remark. Behind her, Beast Boy was hanging, mouth open, dumbfounded. Robin leaned forward, stole a quick glance at the ragin' changelin', and kissed her.
Beast Boy immediately jumped on Robin in tiger-form, and another anime cloud formed.
Raven walked back over to Cyborg. "You just HAD to do that, didn't you?" said Cyborg. "I'm supposed to hide my emotions," Raven replied. "That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to have a little fun." The two stood in companionable silence as the two members of their team tried to kill each other.
Didja like? It was just a stupid one-shot, but what the heck. I had fun! Leave a review on your way out, won't you? Oh, and expect some more one shots too… that's all I can come up with lately. Don't forget to review!
-Firestorm