Funny Things that Aren't in Script Format!
Author's Note: The cast is Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith. There are plenty of fics that are funny, but they are in script format! Grrrrrrrrrrr! Is writing a complete sentence really that hard? Most of you insinuate you're in high school, for yevon's sake. No, bad me. Bashing is bad. I don't know anything about FF7, but I will write Aerith to the best of my ability. There is also no Squiffie or Squarith-ness, SquallxRinoa is the true pairing.
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Story Title: Scouts are Scary
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"No." he growled. "Please? Training with us would make us more capable in combat." Aerith stated. Yuffie stared at her in amazement. Although she was gentle, this was the closest Aerith ever got to begging. "I said no!" he bellowed, and that was final.
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"We have to do something! We need some place to train where it isn't dangerous, and Squall's our man." Yuffie complained, collasping onto the bed of the Red Room. "It's Le-" Aerith clapped her hands to her mouth and an embarassed silence followed. Yuffie decided to remedy the awkward situation by saying, "I say we make a plan."
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Leon groaned, stashed his frightening porn under his matress, and answered the door to the Green Room."Girl Scouts of Traverse Town!" a girl in a plaid blue skirt, white blouse, and navy sash chirped. Pinned on the sash were ribbons in a loop pattern. He eyed the pair carefully. One was wearing a blonde ponytail but seemed almost too tall for a Girl Scout, and was carrying a flag. Her eyes were green.The other had shoulder-length brown hair, and blue eyes.
"What is it?" He didn't snap, but his voice sounded dangerous, nonetheless. "We would like it if you were to buy our pins and chocolate bars!" squealed the blonde intruder. He gave her an intimidating glare and snarled coldly, "No thank you."
"Leon Leonhart," (Author's Note: Gee, what a redundant name!) threatened the blonde haired girl, lowering her flag,"You will buy our products." The brown haired Scout brought out a pair of knives. Without another word they attacked him vicously, and soon had him cornered against a wall.
Despite his best efforts, even with the Gunblade, Leon was losing. As he was pummeled against the wall and began to loose conciousness, he thought: "Scouts are scary." He hit the floor with a heavy thud as he passed out.
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Yuffie pulled off her brown wig and slapped Aerith a high-five. Aerith disentangled her brown braid from the blond cover and said, a little nervously, "Do you think we overdid it?" "Not a chance." Yuffie grinned.
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Author's Note: I will write more short stories if you like them. I didn't say my story would be much better than a random fic, just with better grammar.