Funny Things that Aren't in Script Format!
Author's Note: So, I guess I was a little harsh, but being a grammar natzi is in my blood. My mother was obsessed with grammar, my grandmother was obsessed with grammar, so on and so forth.Yuna isa bit OOC in this chapter, buther wrath is righteous.
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Yuna entered through the door in the Secret Place into Destiny Islands. To say she was pissed beyond belief was an understatement. That evil, evil Selphie, and Wakka...
She stomped across the island (Why was that damn place so small anyway?) and located her object of affection and agravation: Tidus. He turned and saw her, then called out, "Hey Yuna!" "Screw you!" she shrieked, latching on to the back of his collar and dragging him across the beach.
"What's wrong?" the lovable idiot referred to as Tidus asked. Yuna, tired of dragging him, summoned Valefor to carry him in it's talons. "Really, what's wrong?" Tidus asked from his spot five feet off of the ground. "You're a whore!" with that, Yuna gave him the most lethal, poisonous glare imaginable when-
A skinny man, his black hair tipped with blonde appeared out of nowhere and yelled, "I am the master of evil glares!!! How dare you incur my bloody wrath!" "Who the hell are you?" Tidus asked. "I am Albel Nox. That wench of yours just challenged me my throne." the black-haired man growled. "I'm a priestess, shemale!" Yuna retorted. "I challenge you to a glaring contest, man-beast!" Albel snarled. "Bring it on, bitch-puppy!" Yuna spat.
Thus they evil-eyed each other for about five seconds when Yuna turned away, and proceeded to roll around in agony on the white beach sand. "It BURNS!" she shrieked. Albel smirked, brought out a dagger, and scratched the word 'wuss' on her forehead. "Done." he said, and with a pop, he was gone.
Tidus looked up at Valefor, who was still carrying him. "Can you let me down now?" he asked. Valefor looked down at him, then said, "Sorry, you're too sexy a hunk of manflesh for that. I'll bring you and Riku to Shiva." With that, the air aeon shot off.
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Author's Note: Like I said, Yuna was OOC. For those of you who haven't played Star Ocean: Till the End of Time Albel Nox is the badass, sorta like Auron.