Project Eggy-chan

Not the usual baka: Terribly sorry for the very late updates on this chapter, and any other stories of mine that you may be reading. But yes at last I finished a chapter, quite a bit shorter than usual but I hope that you will find it more interesting. With no more to it, let's begin the third chapter of Eggy-chan.

Ryou: baka does not own a thing that is called "Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Chapter 3Commencing Ultimate Destruction

"Niais please calm down, stopping crying, no one will hurt you I promise." Ryou was desperately trying to get the little baby falcon to stay in his "nest", so they could go to school. "Bakura! Where is Cadavérique?"

Bakura came out of his room dressed in the school uniform looking ready to send it to the shadow realm at any moment now, he looked up at his hikari after giving the offending uniform one last glare, replied "He went out to hunt silly hikari, said something about bringing lunch to Niais in the afternoon though. Don't tell me you still can't control that white feathery creature of yours."

Ryou looked utterly clueless to what to do next with Niais. "I can't help it if Niais thinks of Cadavérique like a mum as well as brother, friend and all those things." He tried to pat Niais's head while packing the rest of his things with his free hand.

Bakura could do nothing but stand back, sigh and enjoy the scene of the panicking hikari trying to deal with the newest member of the family. After approximately ten minutes of watching his hikari and his failing attempts, Bakura then unenthusiastically came to Ryou's aid picking up the packed, new school bag filled with books, stationery, food, drinks, and many, many things that Niais might need. Then telling Ryou to carry the "nest" with Niais safely tucked inside it, they headed off to the evil school, with the evil teachers within.

As most people would expect, Niais quickly became the centre of attention as soon as the albinos walked through the school gates, only Bakura's glare seem to keep those giggly girls and brainless bullies at bay. And with all the luck they've been having in the past 24 hours, guess what their first class is. (smirks sarcastically)

You guessed correctly, the first class is not homeroom, cause it's not a class, they just sit there. Want to guess again? Oh, don't bother. I'll tell you what it is, IT'S SCIENCE!

Niais blinked in confusion. Mommy Ryou had just brought him into a really odd room with really odd stuff in it, and it smelt odd too.

Mr Tamago Atama was organizing the class into little groups to have group discussion on ways to care for falconlings. He, of course, did not notice that one of the eggs had hatched already, even though half of the class was pointing and trying very hard to pat that certain white, little falcon, who was scared by the waves of evil fingers trying to get at his territory.

Joey, being ever-so-smart, decided to pat little Niais too. Kaiba, being a Kaiba, sat back to enjoy watching the inevitable happen. "OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey screamed as if his finger has been pulled off. Little Niais was clutching his latest prize in his small, but extremely strong and sharp-edged beck. Bakura, Kaiba and quite a few others could do nothing but laugh at the red-faced Joey who was struggling to free his precious finger from the very much innocent looking falconling.

"Niais! Let go of his finger!" Ryou snapped, giving a firm knock on Niais's head to reinforce his command. Eventually after half a minute Niais woke up from his minor concussion, releasing Joey's finger to scream his utmost rage for the mortals who dared to try to invade his territory.

Everyone in the science lab blinked, frozen in their places wandering whether a thunder bolt was going to strike them down for making Niais all pissed off. Yep, Niais is extremely possessive of his territory. And guess what, no thunder bolt came to strike them down, instead in its place came a black falcon screaming his own rage for hearing that someone tried to come anywhere within five miles of his new companion. Now if there was any moment like it, they ran for their lives. They have enraged another possessive falcon and this time it is a fully grown one.

"How ya doin' Cadavérique?" Bakura asked in delight. Now if only the stupid Pharaoh had ran like those other mortals did at the sight of my black falcon, then victory will be mine, an afterthought of our favourite tomb robber.

"Bonjour Bakura. Purr-fect." Cadavérique replied. He hopped over to Niais's nest to check up on the little fella.

Meanwhile, it seems as if science class is already over, only the gang stayed where they were at the arrival of Cadavérique. Joey was sucking on his bleeding finger while somehow muttering about evil falconlings, which resulted in receiving a sharp peck from Cadavérique. Kaiba was wondering whether the mutt will get pecked again and again when the falcon egg that they are in charge of hatches. Yami and Yugi were discussing whether this is a sign from the gods, that somehow they have made the Egyptian god, Horus, angry enough that he would send one of the precious French-specking-falcons to punish them. Gardner and Taylor are still in shock. The blond Ishtars are plotting how to control falcons' minds in bring about world domination. And last but not least, Ryou and Bakura are having an interesting chat in French with Cadavérique.

The first class of the day could not be better, with the arrival of yet another little falcon hatching at the end of science. It was the Ishtars' egg! Hell was laughing by now, this new arrival was also white in colour, there were bloody red eyes staring in fascination, and what appear to be small Bakura-like bunny ears as decorative feather pieces on the falcon's head.

Malik and Marik were in crazy mode happiness. "Is it a boy or a girl?" They asked.

Cadavérique stared through narrow slits "Jeune fille."

The Ishtars blinked.

Bakura sighed almost in frustration, but translated anyway "He said that thing is a little girl."

"Ah ha! I told you so Marik, it is a girl. Now cough it up while I think of a name for her. Isn't she pretty?" Malik clapped in victorious mode happiness, and then sat patting the new falconling that has finally reached the world of "the science lab", thinking about names.

Marik looked troubled 'Why must Ishizu be so mean to stop giving me pocket money for a month? Now I'm broke, and it was all because I stole the stupid Pharaoh's homework. Damn!'

"Of course! I know what to call you now little falcon. I'll name you after one of baka's characters, mmm… let's see… nonono… ah ha found it! Baka's most prized character of ultimate destruction file no. 1. Your name shall be… sounds of a storm approaching could be heard … Kaitrik!" Malik said and looked in a manic mode of happiness.

Niais, Cadavérique and Kaitrik screamed their welcomes to the world that shall soon feel their ultimate… CURIOSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, this is a short chapter. Yes, it is kinda really weird. Yes, I do know the fact that this chapter is weird. Anymore questions?

Yes, some characters are a little bit weird, out of character.

Yes, I know I got Joey hurt in this chapter. Yes, I'm terribly sorry about that madam, didn't know you were a fan of Joey Wheeler.

Yes, that are sometimes people who get struck by thunder or lightning.

No, I'm not sure if all falcons are possessive as Niais and Cadavérique, but then again they are made up characters that happen to be very not natural.

Yes, Cadavérique actually did speak words that are understandable, a bit of French here and there. His voice is a little bit like a parrots. No, he is not a cross-breed species. He is a French-speaking-falcon sent from Horus to punish the …mmm… what was it again?

Yes, this story is not complete, please review. Mmm… I'll send Cadavérique to haunt the science labs? weak grin