By CreativelyCrazy
Summary: Someone that everyone wants to kill has organized a Hogwarts Dating Game TV Show, and has forced everyone to participate. If they are not, they are removed from the school for the duration of the show. It is broadcast on the WWN and almost everyone is hooked. Who is the mystery organizer? When will the madness end?
Disclaimer: -comes out in a frizzy blonde wig-Hey everyone! I'm JK Rowling! –wig falls off- Ok, forget it.
A/N: Bwahaha. This fic is going to be so cool…? I'm really excited about it so far.
Chapter 2: PrologueAt first, there was nothing…
…but then there was ME!
Just kidding.
But the idea came that way. Sprang, full out, from my head, just like Zeus and Athena.
I decided I wanted to start a wizard version of the Dating Game, a Muggle television show.
And broadcast it on the WWN.
And set it at Hogwarts.
Of course, I needed some inside help. Dumbledore was only too happy to help. Well, no, he wasn't. Of course, the prefects/Head Girl/Head Boy whined and kicked and screamed like little toddlers, and the Heads of House didn't mind (except Snape, but he always minded about things like this), so what else could he say? I made them all swear that they wouldn't say a word to anyone about this. But surely you know what Dumbledore always says about secrets.
"Naturally, the whole school knows."
They were getting excited.
I had to work fast.
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A/N: I'm sorry my chapters are so short, but it seems to work this way. It might not make much sense right now, but it will soon enough. Reeeviiieeew?