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Hey I got inspired so here is chapter two. Hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writting it. The best part of this was it was only supposed to be two paragraphs, but turned out to be its own chapter.

Jiraiya burst into his office. He threw Naruto into a chair on one side of a large desk and took a seat on the opposite side. Then, he said while rubbing his forehead therapeutically, "What am I going to do with you?"

Naruto gave a loud boisterous laugh and replied, "And who was the one peeping?"

Jiraiya gave a quick retort, "Do you think I missed the slingshot and your 'ammo'?" Naruto was stunned in all the commotion he forgot about "The Great Naruto Plan to Destroy Sasuke While Sakura Was Watching Plan". Jiraiya continued, "How many times have I taken that thing away from you?"

"As many times as I've stolen it back," Naruto snapped.

Jiraiya let out a sigh and replied, "Well whatever, your not in trouble today. You ruined my research so, now you have to entertain me. Are you ready?

"And if I refuse?" Naruto tested. He didn't feel like it right now.

"You get a trip there," Jiraiya said with a sneer.

"Fine," Naruto said as he gave up.

Jiraiya reached into his desk and pulled out a deck of cards and three boxes of paper clips. One was very heavy this one was Naruto's, the next one was about half full, but not quite this one was Jiraiya's, and the last one almost empty this was their usual third player's. Jiraiya noticed he had picked that one up and said, "Ohhh yeah, she's not here."

Just then a women burst thought the door and yelled, "What all the commotion?"

Jiraiya mumbled to himself, "Speak of the devil."

"What?" the woman yelled in reply.

"You're causing all the commotion!"

"Whatever, why is Naruto anyway, is he..." she trailed off as she saw the cards. "Wait, you guys started without me? Why would you do such a thing?"

"You weren't here Tsunade, anyway why would you care your not supposed to be encouraging gambling in a school being the principal."

"Shut up and deal me in, pervert."

Principal Tsunade was very good looking for woman her age. In fact, she was extremely good looking. Tsunade had long blonde hair, brown eyes, and a gentle face. All packaged in with an explosive temper. She even had an army of snitch fanboys who'd do anything she'd ask. They were never allied like the Sasuke fangirls, but anyone found obsessing over Principal Tsunade was just called a TUSK (Tsunade's Unofficial Snitch Klub) member and was considered lost. Naruto wasn't into that older women crap as he called it. Tsunade didn't know about TUSK. She knew that she had little fanboys, but didn't think it was as deep as it was. Tsunade hated work so could usually be found roaming the halls. She also had an ever-growing affinity for gambling, but had the worst luck known to man. So, an opportunity like this was hard to pass up.

Tsunade stared down Naruto and that told him to get out of her lucky chair. The game went on as usual Naruto won way too much, Tsunade hardly won at all, and Jiraiya would win now and then and make Naruto and Tsunade get upset with his comments. For Naruto this was a usual occurrence. So often it almost seemed that the Principal and Vice Principal were some of his friends. Naruto got into trouble, got sent to Jiraiya's office, he get lectured and punished, they'd play cards, and Tsunade would burst in and get upset for not telling her. Naruto would get punished most of the time, but sometimes the punishments were kind of weak. He remembered overhearing Jiraiya saying something about his situation and needing to vent frustration and get attention.

The door flew open once again and another familiar women rushed in. "Tsunade-sama," said in relief.

Naruto looked over at a clock. A surprising 40 minutes had passed. "Not now Shizune," Tsunade rebuked.

Shizune was Tsunade's secretary and usually was the one keeping the school going. She had black hair that hung right over her shoulders. Having a pretty face that usually looked worrisome. Shizune could usually be found scolding or searching for a principal that seemed allergic to work and seemed to be the only one that could get the almost reluctant principal to do some work.

"Tsunade-sam..."

"Not now, I'm winning"

"Tsuna..."

"SHHHHHHHHH, I'm about to win my fourth hand."

Shizune knew the importance of this to Tsunade it'd take a lot more than her to pry Tsunade away from the game. The fourth hand something of importance. She had never won four hands in a row. This would some kind of miracle. The school could be on fire with fire licking the door, a massive earthquake could hit a leave the school split in two, or hordes of terrorists invading the school and a AK-47 pointed right at her and Tsunade would still be wondering if she should draw two or three cards. So, Shizune did the only thing that she could: take a quick peak at Tsunade's cards and quietly take at seat.

Tsunade had been starting at her cards for what seemed an eternity before Shizune had interrupted. Now it seemed liked it'd start all over again. There was one agonizing minute after another. Time seemed to slow to a near halt. Tsunade knew the exorbitant time she had taken. So, to make up for it she decided to make her draw dramatic. "Two cards, please," she said with her most playful voice. One moment passed then another. Then, Tsunade looked up: Naruto was long since sleeping, Jiraiya nursing an unmarked bottle, and Shizune was off in her own world. "Two cards you old pervert!!!!!"

Everyone came back to the game with a start. "Ohhh, so you've decided to play," Jiraiya responded.

"Just gimme two cards you old pervert!!!!! Before I suspend you!!"

"Touchy," Jiraiya said in a huff. Tsunade starred him down as Jiraiya pealed two cards of the top of the pile and threw them in her direction.

Tsunade looked down at the cards that had just slid under her hands. This was it, the moment of truth so to speak. She was about to reach for them when Shizune interrupted. "Tsunade-sama," she said very tentatively.

"What!?!?!?" roared Tsunade, giving a look that would make your blood run cold. This one look would make you beg for the evil eye.

"Would you like to make a bet?" Shizune said trying to keep her composure.

"Really?" Tsunade said with a bright smile.

Shizune breathed a sigh of relief the old Tsunade was back. "Maybe Tsunade-sama, if you win you don't have to do any work that doesn't have to be done for the rest of the week," Shizune was still a bit on the hesitant side.

This was an excellent deal it was Wednesday after all. "And if I lose," Tsunade said with distain.

"Than you only have to one thing before you go home today and work hard tomorrow." This sounded pretty light, but Shizune knew she could hook her into lots more work.

"That's fine because there's no way I'm going to lose," bellowed Tsunade after pounding fist on the desk.

"Whatever, old lady Tsunade just play!" barked Naruto.

"Fine!!' she yelled and picked up her two cards and then gave the grin of all grins. "Take this!!!!!!!!!" She exclaimed with supreme confidence while laying down a 7 to Jack straight.

"Ahhh, I lost," Naruto said sat back down a little depressed.

Great, now all that was left was that old pervert and looked a little depressed himself. "Lay down your hand," Tsunade sneered at Jiraiya.

"Fine this is all I have," said a little depressed throwing his hand one card at a time. There was a 7, a 10, a 3, an Ace, and a Jack. Oh Yes, she had won, she had won, but wait a minute there something strange about these cards. They were all the same colour; no wait all the same suit.

"Flush beats a straight I believe," Jiraiya teased.

This was more than she could take. Firstly she lost her record, secondly she lost to him and thirdly he had to gloat. She leaped over his desk and started to strangle him and once she was sure he was dead she said, "Come on, Shizune we've wasted enough time here."

Tsunade left and Shizune was soon to follow, but not before Shizune apologized for Tsunade's behaviour.

Naruto moved over to where Jiraiya was laying on the ground and said, "Hey old pervert, can I go now?"

Endnotes: So thanks for reading and please review. Please write review I like them it makes me feel special. Next Chapter Naruto finally gets out of Jiraiya's office and gets a punishment that's pretty much perfect. It should be up in 3 or 4 days.