Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or am affilated with it in any way, shape, or form.

I really sorry I 'm in university and have more homework than you can imagine. I'll try to get another one in week or a week and a half. I felt so bad I made this chapterlong. Thanks for waiting enjoy!

Naruto began a long trek up what seemed to be a mountain of stairs to get to the front doors of the school. It was only eight stairs, but Naruto after "helping" Anko this morning was tried from lack of sleep and picking up all those books. Some of them were pretty heavy. So, to Naruto these were eight stairs too many. Naruto made a metal note, 'Shoot whoever invented stairs... and bookshelves.'

After Naruto finally made it up the front steps of the school the fun really started. Over the intercom he heard a loud "Naruto Uzumaki please report to the principal's office".

"What the hell did I do now?!?!?!?!?" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs.

Naruto was pounding his feet on his journey towards the principal's office. First Anko, then he forgot his lunch, and now this. He couldn't take it, but then he saw something, something that made his heart jump. A banana was hanging out of an unsuspecting lunch bag. As Naruto passed he snatched the banana. 'No water for lunch today.' He thought gleefully. Knowing that he at least had something for lunch, Naruto skipped with glee towards Tsunade's office.

He had made it now and he was going to do something he wanted to do the entire trip. He was going kick open the door. He got ready. He wasn't going to waste this chance. Not like this morning. He got ready, he got set, and he was off. Just then as Naruto was flying straight towards the door, it flung open and Naruto did a face plant right into Tsunade's breasts.

"I asked you to come to my office not inspect if my blouse was missing a button," Tsunade said curtly.

"Yeah, uhhh... sorry about that," said an embarrassed Naruto scratching the back of his head.

"About that, I have an important mission for you today," said Tsunade while removing Naruto from her cleavage.

"Mission? You mean punishment!!!!" yelled Naruto furiously.

"Whatever," said an unconcerned Tsunade, "Since you were in Jiraiya's office yesterday, I am correct in assuming you were in trouble?"

"Yeah... BUT I ALREADY GOT PUNISHED FOR THAT!!!!"

"Whatever, I'm the principal I can do whatever I want. Now, because of yesterday and more recent events I've decided to bestow you the honor of looking after Ton-Ton," Tsunade dictated.

"Again!?!?"

"Yes again. You know what to do," Tsunade reached from under her desk and pulled out a small pig wearing a jacket and fake pearls. Tsunade walked over to Naruto and shoved the pig into Naruto arms. "You two get along nicely now," she said patting Naruto on the head. "Ohhh, did you see Shizune out there?"

"No, I don't think so," said Naruto still in shock.

"Good, have Fun!" she said with a wink and disappeared.

Naruto stared at his newfound responsibly and it snorted. He knew the drill. Tsunade had two loves in her life, her pig Ton-Ton and gambling. She always made sure both were taken care of. Unfortunately Naruto had just deal with it. If he let Ton-Ton runaround the school, the pig would be caught and Tsunade would probably blame it on Naruto. The reluctant pigsitter tucked it under his jacket and headed out the door.

Naruto had difficulty with his locker. Naruto had forgotten how hard it was open a locker with a pig under his jacket. He finally got it open, took his backpack out, and put Ton-Ton inside. Ton-Ton looked sad. "I'm sorry I can't skip to look after you today. I'm already in enough trouble," said Naruto trying to console the pig. Ton-Ton snorted angrily. "If I gave you a banana and visit between classes would you forgive me?" Ton-Ton snorted as if he accepted the terms. Naruto reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out the pilfered banana. Reluctantly giving it to the crafty swine. He waived goodbye, shut his locker and headed for class. He thought to himself, 'Great now I'm bargaining with a pig.'

First period went off without a hitch. Naruto was going to visit Ton-Ton between periods and then remembered something, pigs can't tell time. Second started as usual: Sasuke was surrounded by fangirls, Naruto was sleeping, the room was loud with all the students chatting and Kakashi-sensei was over 10 minutes late.

A passerby accidentally bumping his desk awakened Naruto. He surveyed the situation and found nothing out of the ordinary and was infuriated because once again the pink-haired angel was amongst the Sasuke fangirls. Naruto couldn't take it; once again he had lost her to Sasuke. It was unfair. He was unconscious this time. Naruto got so angry he ran over to Sasuke's desk and threw it over. Then yelled, "SASUKE!!!!"

Sasuke looked as if he finally had something to do, "What?" he said with a frightening scowl. After that there was a deafening silence. They stared at each other for an eternity and then some more. Everyone was frightened, the Sasuke fangirls were horrified how could he do this to their Sasuke-kun. You could feel the air of disgust. If one were come upon this he/she might think that it was a battle of wills, but really Naruto hadn't thought far enough head to think of what to say.

"Ohhh... a staring contest. Ino who do you think is going to win?" said voice from a man who had suddenly come out of nowhere.

Ino looked up and over and when she realized who it was she answered, "Sasuke-kun of course, Kakashi-sensei."

"Hmmm... interesting I think it's a fair fight so far," said the tardy sensei, "Looks like they don't even know the rest of us are here." Kakashi-sensei began to test their concentration. He waived his hand in-between their eyes, snapped his fingers, leaned over to Naruto's ear and went "Anybody home?" after that didn't work he went over to Sasuke and said "Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello," while doing a fake echo. "Hmmm... a fair fight indeed, but... I think nobody wins," and with that he poked both Naruto and Sasuke in the eye.

"Owww... that hurt. What did you do that for?" said an injured Naruto.

"Because you're disturbing the class."

"How am I doing that? Kakashi-sensei isn't here ye..." Naruto paused in mid-sentence when he found the missing sensei.

"Sasuke pick up your desk and everyone else back to your seats," announced Kakashi.

Kakashi was one of the math teachers for the school. He was a tall, slim man. He had silver hair and seemed to stand up and tilt to the side. He wore a mask that covered the bottom half of his face and to why that was, was anybodies guess. He had about as many fangirls as Sasuke. Basically if a girl wasn't interested in Sasuke they were interested in Kakashi and if they weren't interested in Kakashi they probably had a boyfriend.

Everyone got resettled and the class began on schedule. 15 minutes late was about how much on time Kakashi was always anyway, but that never stopped someone asking why he was late. Today it was Ino's turn, "Sensei, why were you late?"

"Oh that... Well you see I was walking the school grounds and I saw that some baby birds were hatching. So, I had to watch the miracle of birth."

"Liar!!!" yelled half the classroom.

Kakashi continued as if nothing happened and went back explaining the intricacies of parables. Time passed and everyone seemed to have forgotten about the previous events. Everyone resumed to normal class activities. Students writing notes, Sasuke seemed to be thinking of something else, Naruto was sleeping, and Sakura was answering all the questions. "So, does anyone have an answer?" asked Kakashi.

"Sensei," said Sakura as her hand shot up.

"Sakura," said Kakashi as he plopped his hands on her desk.

"Yes Sensei," Sakura said tentatively.

"There's a new rule in class. You can only answer 27.8 questions a week," said Kakashi with a grin.

"Yes Sensei," Sakura said excited. The reason Sakura was excited was because she got special treatment and when you get special treatment you get noticed. So, with her getting noticed there was a small chance Sasuke would notice her and getting noticed by Sasuke was always a good thing.

As Kakashi turned around he noticed a pink strip fly across the bottom of the open classroom door. Kakashi was familiar with this pink strip and knew how to deal with it. He had the fortune of being a pigsitter before. "Naruto," he called.

Naruto drowsily responded, "Yes Sensei."

"I want you to answer a very simple question. Now your answer to this question is very important and your future at this school depends on it. If you have a pig and if you give that pig to someone else then how many pigs do you have left?" he skillfully queried.

Naruto sat there confused and thought to himself, 'What's with the pig question?'

Kakashi recognized Naruto needed a push so he added, "Maybe we should go to Tsunade-sama ask this in front of her?"

Naruto's eyes widened as he realized what Kakashi was hinting to. Naruto stood up and asked quickly, "Sensei, can I go to the washroom?"

"Good answer," responded Kakashi. Naruto raced to the door and then stopped. To this Kakashi gave Naruto more help, "I believe the washrooms on the left would be closer." Naruto gave a quick nod and ran down the hall.

"How did the hell did the pig get out?" Naruto said aloud. It was then when Naruto noticed his right jacket pocket was heavier than it was supposed to be. He checked it while he was racing down the hall and sure enough there was the lock from his locker. Naruto would have cursed something fierce right then, but he was too busy right now.

Naruto spotted Ton-Ton as he turned the corner and went to top speed. Ton-Ton speeded up as well, but Naruto wasn't to give up yet. Naruto then sprinted down a familiar passage in the school. Right near the principal's, vice principal's, student consular's and school secretary's offices.

Jiraiya noticed a pink stripe stream across the bottom of his door, followed by a peach and blond stripe, and then a few seconds later it happened again. Jiraiya got up from his chair and looked out his door and recognized what was happening. He gave a loud laugh, in fact he laughed so hard he had to lean against the wall. Naruto looked up from his chase to find a sensei that couldn't control himself. "Hey, Old Pervert could you at least help me?" Naruto yelled.

"No," said Jiraiya in-between laughs. Naruto looked back and shook his fist, but in his rage and hurry Naruto didn't notice the lockers that he was rapidly decreasing distance with. (SMASH) Went Naruto into the lockers. Jiraiya seeing that couldn't contain himself and started rolling on the ground laughing.

Naruto regained he senses to find one useless sensei and one missing pig. "I hate you, you Old Pervert!!!" Naruto yelled down the hall and once again he was off.

Some minutes passed and still no Ton-Ton and Naruto had long since stopped running. Not even a trace of the wayward swine. Naruto's stomach growled and he had a quick image of Ton-Ton flash through his mind on a spit over an open fire. He couldn't think of that stuff right now. He needed to find that stupid pig. Then there was a clue, a loud squeal, but wait it wasn't from a pig it was from a girl.

Naruto spirited in the general direction of the scream and found the wretched pig. He also found something else to his surprise; Sakura-chan. Naruto stared completely baffled as Sakura snuggled and baby talked to the errant pig. Something boiled down below inside Naruto and his jealously exploded. "Get back here you stupid pig!" Ton-Ton leaped from Sakura's arms and he began chasing the pig around her. "Stop, sit, heal, Ton-Ton!" exclaimed Naruto in desperation.

"Ton-Ton? Ohh... Here Ton-Ton," called Sakura. Ton-Ton stopped in mid stride and leaped towards Sakura. Naruto made a dive for Ton-Ton and Ton-Ton smashed into his face. This in turn threw Naruto back and he landed right on Sakura's breasts. This was the second time something like this had happened today. The first time was more soft and bouncy, but this time there was only one word for it, heavenly.

Sakura pushed Naruto off of her, snatched Ton-Ton off Naruto face, and slapped him with all the strength she could muster. Naruto nursed a newborn pain and said, "Heh, sorry about that."

"You should be!" said a fuming Sakura. Then she slapped him again.

"What was that one for?" spat Naruto.

"For yelling at Ton-Ton," she said crossly and then snuggled with Ton-Ton.

"Why are you even here?"

"You aren't the only person that has a bladder you know! Why do you have a pig at school anyway?"

"That's none of your business. Ton-Ton lets go!" answered Naruto. Ton-Ton didn't move. "Ton-Ton," Naruto said under his breath. Ton-Ton snorted defiantly. Naruto then stared down the pig for a while and then said, "Uhh... Sakura-chan would you mind telling the pig to come with me?"

"Ton-Ton why don't you go with Naruto?" asked Sakura. Ton-Ton gave an angry snort. "Looks like Ton-Ton doesn't like you."

"Like I care!! Your going back to my locker and..." Sakura slapping him interrupted Naruto in mid-sentence. Apparently that was her favourite thing to do today.

"You keep Ton-Ton in your locker?!? That's it I'm not giving Ton-Ton back to you." Sakura said shocked.

"But he's not mine. I need to return him by the end of school," Naruto argued.

"Fine, I'll give Ton-Ton back to you at the end of school," she proclaimed back.

"We're going to have fun at lunch. Aren't we?" she said in baby talk to Ton-Ton. Naruto's stomach loudly growled. "Don't even think about it." Sakura said as she snapped her head back at Naruto.

"But Ton-Ton ate my lunch," Naruto pleaded.

"Is this true?" she asked Ton-Ton and Ton-Ton gave a nodding snort. "Okay I'll find you at lunch. And wash up. I'm not giving you anything if you still smell like that," she dictated. And after that she was gone.

Naruto gave out a loud cheer and then he lifted his arm and smelled. He did stink, but was so tried he wanted to take a nap. The day had been long and tough so Naruto sat down and propped himself up on the lockers. Then hebegan dreaming impossible dreams of the lunch to come.

ENDNOTES: Hey so thanks for waiting. Hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writting it. I will write the next chapter in the week to a week and a half, I PROMISE. Ohh.. check out the chapter titleI spend a long time thinking of good ones.Hmmm... Let's see what's next. Ah, next chapter Sakura and Naruto have lunch with Ton-Ton so for those of you who like fluff get ready. Oh yeah Don't forget to review. I get excited when I find I have a review. So see you later. ttfn