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Hey, I know I said it'd be later, but like you care if its early. So, another chapter in a week at least. It would be earlier, but I have tons of homework. So I'll get to work right after I publish this. Oh, yeah thanks for the reviews. I don't know I thought reviewers should get a reward for reviewing so see below.

"Naruto-sama would you like some more?" Naruto gave no answer. "Naruto-sama please eat some more. I made this lunch for you and I would so depressed if you wouldn't eat anymore. Come on, Naruto-sama I made this lunch just for you with all my love and for you to not eat it all would mean you did not accept all of my love," Sakura pleaded.

"Ha, I tricked you. Of course I'll eat more," Naruto teased.

"Naruto-sama, how could you be so mean as to worry me like that?" Sakura pouted.

"I cannot resist the face you make when you're upset. It's so cute, I had to see it once more," said Naruto in response.

"Naruto-sama is so mean, but I cannot bring myself to dislike you," Sakura pouted once more.

"Sakura-chan can we continue with lunch?" asked Naruto.

"Of course, nothing brings me more joy than to spend time with Naruto-sama," said Sakura. "Oh and Naruto-sama please get up."

"What? Why would I want to eat standing up?" questioned Naruto.

"Not stand up!! Wake up NOW!!!" roared Sakura. This was followed by something hard slamming into his face. Naruto woke to find his face planted on the cold, hard school floor and a throbbing pain in his left cheek. Naruto was all too familiar with the source of this pain.

"Stupid, lady Anko," he muttered.

"What did you say?" said a furious Anko as she peeled him of the ground by his collar and slammed him into the lockers.

"Nothing," Naruto said in fear for his life.

"That's what I thought. You're skipping school, in school while sleeping in the hall. How stupid are you? At least hide in the library or something like that," Anko lectured.

"But…" Naruto paused. It was a long, long story with many parts that hardly anyone would believe. Naruto gave in; he didn't feel like explaining it, "Sorry."

"Good," she said while finally releasing her grip, "I still think you need to be punished so, I'll make an appointment for you."

"NO!!!!!" Naruto said in fear. Anko was the student consoler and the place he hated most in the world was there. Just thinking about it made Naruto shiver. No matter how bad Naruto was teased by Anko otherwise. As soon as he stepped in that office it would increase by tenfold. "No, it will never happen again," Naruto corrected himself.

"You mean you'll never do it again or you'll never get caught again?" Anko said giving an evil grin.

"I'll never do it again," Naruto said solemnly.

"Do you promise?" asked Anko.

"Yes," Naruto gave a blank reply.

"Really?"

"Yes." Naruto sneered.

"Really, really?"

"Yes!"

"Really, really, really?"

"YES!!!!"

"Sheesh, calm down. Classes are still going on," Anko taunted.

"What!? What time is it?" he asked surprised.

"I don't know you're the one with a watch," she said tersely.

Naruto checked his watch. It was 11:50. He'd better get going if he had to clean up before his big lunch thing with Sakura. "See you later," Naruto said as he zoomed off while actually heading for the washrooms this time.

"What's with him?" said a confused Anko.

"Sakura are you coming?" asked a hurrying Ino.

"Yes… Uhh… No, I have something to do. I'll meet up with you later" Sakura covered.

"I'll come with you. I'm bored anyway," offered Ino.

"No, its just some boring stuff. It'd be no fun at all. You'd be more bored. I'll catch up with you later, I promise," Sakura said badly lying.

"Okay see you later," said Ino puzzled.

"Yeah, see you later." Sakura said as Ino disappeared down the hall. Sakura was upset she really wanted to show Ino and maybe a couple other of the girls Ton-Ton. Everyone would swoon; it would be great fun and their little secret of course. There was one problem with that plan; Naruto was going to be there. 'He has to ruin everything!' she thought. Not only did she have to find him and find some place where no one would see them. She had to get there with Naruto without being noticed. She also had to share her lunch with Naruto and Ton-Ton. She figured she could deal with this as long as Ton-Ton was there.

Sakura set off to find Naruto and found him as he was just getting out of one of the boys washrooms. She had planned the whole escapade on the journey here. It was a good plan. So good in fact she thought she had to name it because everything great deservers a name. She called it "The Secret Sharing of Lunch for Two Swine" or Plan Triple S for short. "Come," she said to Naruto as she passed him. Naruto was confused, but he followed.

This was step one of Plan Triple S; get Naruto to come with her without it looking like they were together. Then there was Step two; get Ton-Ton. She had kept Ton-Ton in the old gym shed in the back. It was only used for clubs so storing Ton-Ton there until after school was a perfect plan. Step three was get Ton-Ton and Naruto to the alcove on the side of the school without Ton-Ton being seen. This was an easy step because the shed wasn't that far away.

"Sakura-chan where are we going?" Naruto queried. She chose to ignore him inside and explain outside since Naruto following and asking her questions was normal.

They made it out and halfway down to the shed when Sakura said, "To get Ton-Ton."

"Oh, where did you put her?"

"In the old gym shed. Its a lot more spacious than an locker," said Sakura taking a cheap shot.

Naruto felt embarrassed and fell silent. They gathered Ton-Ton at the shed and arrived at the alcove. Naruto sat down on one wall and Sakura and Ton-Ton took the other. Sakura began to unpack her lunch. There was more than enough for two. She had everything even a blanket and when she was done Naruto couldn't believe his eyes. It all looked delicious too. Sakura was about to feed her little Ton-Ton when Naruto asked, "Heh, do I get anything?"

"Oh yeah, thanks Naruto I almost forgot." Naruto got excited. His eyes began to dart along the blanket. "Here you go," she said tossing him a juice box and went back to feeding Ton-Ton.

"Uhh… Sakura-chan. It that all?" Naruto asked.

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!" fired back Sakura.

"No, juice is fine," Naruto shied away back to his wall.

Sakura went back to Ton-Ton. Sakura would give Ton-Ton food and tickle her stomach. Then they would make little cutesy noises at each other. This went on for a while and Sakura enjoyed every minute of it. Naruto who had finished his juice pretty much right away had nothing to do except watch the happy couple.

Sakura went to grab an apple for Ton-Ton when she saw Naruto. He looked hungry and bored. She thought she might give him something she did pack a big lunch and she was on a diet. She didn't want her food to go to waste. Sakura made an extra big lunch everyday on the off chance Sasuke would need some, but usually her dad would have it after supper for a snack. Then something weird happened. Naruto smiled at her. It was different from his regular smile. He wasn't trying to be funny or was embarrassed. It was a nice smile, genuine smile, it was just plain old a good smile.

Now because of that smile a torrent of thoughts ran threw Sakura's head, 'Gee, Naruto has a nice smile. I like it. I wish Sasuke-kun would smile at me like that, but why does it have to be Naruto. He shouldn't smile like that. Is he still smiling? Yes, he is. Why does he do that? Only Sasuke-kun should smile like that. It's unfair. I think I'll tell him to stop. If he's still smiling of course. Is he? I'll check… Yes, he is. Wait, why didn't I tell him to stop? I know its because he's smiling. He should stop that you know. I think I'll tell him, but it's just… it's just… that he looks nice smiling like that. He almost looks se... NOOO!!! Naruto stop smiling. Naruto stop smiling! NARUTO stop smiling!! Naruto-kun stop smiling!!!!!!!! Wait, KUN!?!?!?'

"Sakura," Naruto interrupted her train of thought.

"WHAT!? No, sorry what?" she corrected herself.

"I don't know it's just the way your holding Ton-Ton or something. No, wait that sounds weird. Ummm… What I'm trying to say is Sakura, you look like you'll make a great mother," struggled Naruto.

Sakura smiled like it was the first time she was happy in a long time. She didn't know why or how, but Naruto had said something right for once. Then he smiled again. Another one of the smiles that gave Sakura those weird thoughts, but she didn't care this time. This time it felt more right. "Naruto."

"Yes, Sakura-chan," Naruto was a little confused. Sakura had never started an unnecessary conversation with Naruto in her life.

"Eat whatever you like," Sakura said still giving her satisfied smiled.

"Really!!!" Naruto got so excited he pounced on the food and Sakura just sat there and smiled.

Ton-Ton leaped from Sakura's arms ran into another lady Naruto knew pretty well, Shizune. "Hello Ton-Ton and oh, Naruto-kun and Haruno-san, is it?"

"Yes, it is," Sakura answered. Sakura stood and did a bow as she greeted Shizune. She was in shock. She didn't know if this was a bad thing or not. Naruto on the other hand was too busy eating to notice their new companion. "Naruto," she said with some zest as she interrupted his feast.

Naruto looked up at Sakura and found she was doing some subtle pointing to Shizune. It took Naruto awhile, but he eventually got it. Naruto looked over and found to his surprize Shizune. He waived with sandwich still in hand and said, "Oh Nee-san, are you taking Ton-Ton?"

"Yes Naruto-kun, she's the only one who can find Tsunade-sama," answered back Shizune. Tsunade wasn't very original with her hiding places, but she was good at hiding in them. That's why Shizune needed Ton-Ton. Ton-Ton could find Tsunade in a flash.

"Oh well, see you later," said Naruto and went back to gorging himself.

"Oh, Haruno-san?" Shizune asked Sakura.

"Yes, Shizune-san," Sakura replied.

"You shouldn't be dating, especially on school property," Shizune pointed out, "But since you guys make such a cute couple I'll let it go this once."

Sakura looked back and it did look like a date: the blanket, secluded place, just the two of them. Sakura knew this was bad so she went on damage control. "No, no, it's nothing like that. Well you see I found Ton-Ton and Naruto in the hall and me and Ton-Ton had so much fun Naruto invited me to feed Ton-Ton," Sakura spilled out.

"Oh," said Shizune not believing Sakura, but pretending like she did, "Well then sorry and continue."

Sakura knew she didn't believe her, but figured who's the school secretary going to tell. Shizune left with a waive and was off with Ton-Ton in hand to find the negligent principal.

Sakura turned back to find Naruto finishing off the last bit of her lunch. So, she began to pack up all the garbage and blanket among the other things. The lunch she made for Sasuke was now Naruto's. Naruto was lying there with his hand on his stomach and looked like he was going to pass out. Sakura thought to herself, 'If I looked like a mother back then, then he definitely looks like a father right now.'

"Thanks Sakura-chan. That was delicious," Naruto complemented.

"Well, we should get going class is staring soon," Sakura said changing the subject.

Naruto looked down at his watch and found she was right, "Ahh, I got to go. Bye!" Naruto got up and was off, but as he was turning the corner out of the alcove he tripped on a larger rock that was sticking out, but was still embedded in the earth. Naruto fell to ground and twisted his ankle. Naruto shot right back up and started doing some funny jumping around as well as noises. Just paying attention to his ankle Naruto didn't notice the wall was still there and smashed right into it. Naruto then yelled at the wall and subsequently the rock he had previously tripped on. He all of a sudden stopped and looked as if he remembered something. Turning back to Sakura he once again said, "Bye," and ran off.

Sakura giggled to herself, "Silly Naruto-kun." Sakura halted everything. She had done it again. She had called him, Naruto-kun. She thought back to why this was and remembered something. She was thinking about Sasuke well both times and probably got used to attaching kun. So, she dismissed it as nothing.

Okay so here's your reward... You get an AWARD from ME!!! (I'd be better if I had trophies, but I guess you can imagine them.)

I guess they need names to make them sound cool... so how about the Kyuubis??? Nah, that looks weird. Too bad it sounded cool. Hmm... How about the Cool awards? Nah, that sounds lame. (Oddly enough) I got it the R2's for reviewer's reward. Well good enough. Do you guys have any ideas? If you come up with a cool name I'll name an award after you. Talk about incentive.

Okay so here's the awards (the catagories are what I feel like that chapter)

Best name goes to...
carrot stix!!!!!!! - because it made me laugh and I like carrots.

Funniest review goes to...
Hiei'scutegirl!!!!!! - good stuff, good stuff. I lobe you for reading my story.(see review)

Worst grammer goes to...
inu's-girl-forever!!!!!! - didn't even use capitals, Wow!

Coolest sounding nameaward goes...
SilverWolf073!!!!!! - because I like wolves and a silver wolf got to be twice as good as a regular one.

End notes: Yah, I got four reviews, four is the most awards I ever got for a chapter. Oh yeah if you read the top you'll see that I said this chapterwas early. Well it isn't any more and I'm to lazy to write something else. I was half done editing my story on the Document Mangerand went out to see something on this site and could notget back in because it was read only site at that time. Oh well its here now, enjoy! Oh yeah, I forgot to do the next chapter thing. Hmmm... What was it again? Oh yeah, its Gym class with Gai and its the socail dance unit. (evil grin) ttfn