Thankyou for reviews so far, I am happy you are thinking its funny, i know its a lil immature but the Labyrinth was rated G for a reason ya know! The thought of The Fab 5 visiting Jareth made me piss my pants anyway!!!

Sarah is coming soon, I just gotta figure a way how to introduce her and Hoggle, any idea's for what should happen next, let me know!!

Jaz

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"Ok J man, so what were your plans before hand to propose to Sarah tonight?" Jai asked curiously

"Honestly…" Jareth turned in embarrassment "I have no idea, I think I was just going to just come out with it after dinner, but I am still very nervous about it."

"Er, well thank god we came in that case, I don't think food poisoning is the way to go in a proposal-situation to Sarah, J- I saw the road kill prepared earlier!" Jai replied "and as for you being nervous well don't worry Ill give you a good old prep talk after the guys have done their thang with you. But we need to think of something more, um, romantic in your proposal, she is the women of your dreams obviously so you want tonight to be a memorable one"

"Yes well I guess I could make a song up. We, well I first fell in love with her with a song I sang for her at a , um, ball we went to,…"Jareth paused momentarily "….but it was a hallucination at the time for her.." he finished off quietly but enough so Jai could hear. "I don't know if she would still remember it because, well how we got together finally was after when she was aboveground, and we confessed to each other our feelings on her 21st birthday, and I apologized for the baby brother incident and all"

"OHHH I know, and no snaps for you because of that apart from the fact you apologized! But she's in love with you now which means she's forgiven you, obviously hence the engagement, and I want you to sing her a song again, IN a ballroom, so this time she atleast will know whats going on!" Jai concluded "So I want you to think about the song today you are going to sing to her, and Ill fill the rest of the guys in on whats what ok! I will give you another prep talk after. There is nothing to be nervous of because you are in love with her and will spend the rest of your life with her- if you don't screw it up ook!!"

"Alright then"

"Good,"Jai smiled, "Now I think Carson wants you" and with that he dragged Jareth back to his bedroom

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Meanwhile, while Jareth was having his 'talk', Carson and Kyan were still in Jareths bedroom rummaging through clothing and shoes and glitter that belonged back in Ziggy stardusts wardrobe.

"Oh my GODDESS!" Carson said after throwing 50 pairs of spandex onto the already mass heap of grey and black spandex on the floor, and leather like bondage clothing.

But now he had found a pair of pink spandex tights and held them in the air like they were Bridget Jones granny underpants.

"I am too scared to know WHAT this man was doing with these! But I wonder what they feel like???". And with that he put them on over his green lime green fitted jeans.

"HA you think that's bad take a look at this" Kyan laughed, he had just put on Jareths 'Feather' Jacket (same one he wore on Sarah's final confrontation), and on his head, a strange hat that looked like a bird with a 'chapped' beak if that was possible. Carson pissed his pants at the sight, started dancing around the room wearing Jareths pink spandex tights with Kyan. Then the bird hat started talking.

"OOOOooorrrrrrrrrr take me off your head right now" The bird hat squarked in a Spanish accent, "Your makin me dizzy" it pleaded, but now its eyes were going round and round so Kyan took it off and looked at it strangely. "Its your lucky day birdie," Kyan said quickly reaching into his vintage jeans pocket, pulling out a pot of pink strawberry lip balm and plastered it all over its beak, grabbed a purple feather scarf wrapping it around its neck, making it now look like a transvestite bird hat.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO JUAN" Jareth said now in the room with Jai behind him, who was giggling at the sight of the tranny bird hat passed out on the floor, and his friends in Jareths 'clothes'. "Juan?" Kyan said questioningly

"JUAN ……JUAN WAKE UP" Jareth ran over to the now tranny bird hat and shook him awake. "Si si signorita, kiss me quick you blonde haired beautiful girl…mmmmmMmmm" and with that Juan- the tranny bird kissed Jareth- or pecked him whatever u like! On the lips- and a disguisted Jareth threw him out the window.

"I am going to ask you to ignore that little scene….." a tomato red Jareth said standing up now

"BUT I WILL NOT BE IGNORING YOUR EXPLANATION OF WHY MY BED CHAMBER IS NOW LOOKING LIKE THE JUNKYARD OUTISDE THE GOBLIN CITY" Jareth started yelling again looking around his room which now had all of his spandex all over the floor, grey curtains ripped off the walls, and his undergarment long johns thrown all over the place and glitter covering everything. "AND GET OUT OF MY CLOTHES" he said ripping his favourite 'feather jacket' off of Kyan.

"MY GLITTER, MY EXPENSIVE FAE GLITTER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS COSTS????

"Oh GOD I have my hands full here, a bog of eternal stench….a Junk Yard?? The rest of the Labyrinth is BEAUTIFUL!, I am just going to have to work overtime on this one!!!" Thom answered ignoring Jareths previous outburst about his glitter, now standing in the door way

"YES I AGREE!" Carson replied, "And as for your clothes and glitter all over the place Jareth well we are sending them back into oblivion, no amount of re-ordered time you can magic-dance up Jareth will bring the 80's back!" cutting Jareth off before he could say anything, and with that he grabbed a crystal Hoggle had given him to transport them back aboveground, "You have the right to remain silent, " Carson added grabbing Jareths arm, " we have a date with Calvin Klein" and with that they both were transported aboveground to David Jones.

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Ok for your Americans wondering wtf is David Jones, its basically your equivalent to Neiman Marcus, Im an Aussie so I have to improvise!! Reviews Reviews plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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