Recommended Music to d/l from Kazaa or whatever u use to d/l moosic for this is
Sexy- by French Affair
-Trust me its funnier hearing the song and picturing this!!!!
As they magically – poofed- into the Mens Fashion dept. of David Jones, Carson got to work asap, dragging Jareth through isles of pants, tops, shirts and ties- all of the top fashion designers like Yves Saint Laurent, Calvin Klien, Marcs and lots more.
"Now we will take these faded/non faded vintages…these khaki's coz they are so fab for summer….this white shirt will look like sex with this……these suits……these shirts…..." And soon Carson and Jareth's arms were loaded with clothes but Jareth was in another world. Music.
Music that had just started blaring out of the high-tech speakers was foreign to Jareths classical-orchestra, inclined ears
'Your so Sexy, sex sex SEXY!!.....' The music was actually rather fun Jareth thought and started to loosen up abit, it was getting louder by the second, a marketing scheme to get other male buyers into the shop along with their girlfriends, "I say CARSON........" Jareth had to yell a little…"What is this music, its so….fun!" and with that Jareth threw the clothes down in his hands and started dancing around the room –think magic dance, thrusts and all!!!- scaring the life out of a wide eyed Carson now and a few employees and of course customers.
"ARGHHHH !!!!!! Jareth if you continue dancing like that I am just going to HAVE to call security on you!!! And I don't even work here!" Unfortunately Jareth was too far in the song to listen, and having too much fun thrusting "Carson I think this song should be me and SARAHS- I can just imagine myself dancing with her right now Mmmmmm"-thrust, step, thrust. "Why don't we have songs like THIS underground!!!!!"
Thrust/Thrust/Step/Thrust
"Come ON Jareth, hon" Carson tried pulling Jareth by the arm now "your brand spankin' clothes are ready for you to try on, and you are so going to pull a muscle doing that- maybe one you will need to use tonight???, and I mean don't you wanna see what it feels like in Calvin Kliens pants??" Carson said worriedly now, totally embarrassed at the fact a few hot guys were now pointing at Jareth and laughing
"No!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Jareth laughed in a deep voice still dancing "Carson I will show you how to do this dance move….." at which Carson was now being taught how to thrust by a very willing King of the Goblins, and although he found it funny, people were now laughing at him as well. "Arghh plzzzz someone help" Carson whispered to himself desperately.
Then who should come to the rescue but Sarah
"OH GOD CARSON YOU DIDN'T BRING JARETH HERE" now pissing herself with a small gathering crowd. Sarah pushed her way through and walked up behind Jareth dancing still, he was oblivious to Sarah's presence. "I knew earth music would get him freaky but not like this!" eying Jareth doin his thrusts into thin air
"AHHHH!! Sarah ATLAST….. now you can make your fiancé STOP THE DANCING- and I am not the one who stops the dancing usually, but this is just too FREAKY for me!"
"Hello Darling" Sarah said finally interrupting the thrust dance Jareth was really getting into, "Not now Cars……OH AR SARAH!" Jareth said turning around and nearly stacking it, he wasn't embarrassed dancing to this strange but fun earth music, but in front of Sarah he was.
"He he he!! Jareth you have no idea how funny that was…." She laughed "Im you're your having fun with the Fab 5 but………..DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN" she added with much serious tone, but of course just teasing him. She then grabbed him by the neck and smacked a kiss right on his lips. Jareth laughed "But you are just so sexy Sarah" he said seductively, grabbed her butt, making Sarah giggle, and of course returned the favour deepening their kiss.
Carson finally embarssed now at the two in front of him going for gold in the groping Olympics spoke up 'OK Id say get a room but Thoms re-decorating it now' at which they both looked up and Jareth just slinked his arm around her middle.
"Speaking of why I am here Sarah" Jareth looked down to her giggling at the thought of a metro-sexual Jareth, as well as what the Fab 5 had planned for him, "Thank you, I think it may just be fun after all" and he smiled at her kissing her on her forehead. " And you must remind me to thank Hoggle too" he added more carefully.
"Now, I made sure Sarah was to turn up here, my fashion assistant Suzie will be taking her clothes shopping for tonight, coz Jareth, you can't have all the fun now!" at which Carson shooed an un-willing Jareth away from Sarah and into the dressing room with all the clothes. Jareth poked his head out the small wooden slatted door, giving Sarah a desperate look, but grinning and Sarah just laughed, blowing him a kiss and mouthed 'good luck babe'.
After putting the clothes on the racks in the room Carson ran out, seeing Suzie and Sarah just met, and he sent them in the opposite direction, to the female fashion dept and, then returned to see Jareths fashion do's and fashion don't's.
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"I DON'T LIKE THIS ENSEMBLE CARSON" Jareth yelled out. He was standing in the dressing room wearing a pair of flip flops, vintage jeans, a white tank top with a white shirt that had to be "jszzhhoeed" up at the arms or something like that anyway, he wasn't sure of this strange slang Carson used. The worst part of this was that on his head was a rapper style hat –think usher- and a pair of clear coloured glasses. So of course, Jareth basically hated it.
"I WANT MY SPANDEXXXXXXXXXXX" Jareth wailed.
"NO SPANDEX FOR YOU!" Carson yelled back like a mother telling off her child for having candy before dinner. "Now come out and let me see you sexy thing!!!!!" At which Jareth hesitantly opened the door and stepped out with a sour look on his face. "I feel SOO uncomfortable in these, pants, if that's what you would call them, and MY FEET ARE SHOWING!" holding his right leg up, with his flip flop showing.
"Oh Jareth I could eat you up right now" Carson grinned ignoring Jareths last comment, "BOY you look SO damn delicious!" Carson squelled and did an extra 'jshzzoosshhh' on Jareths shirt arms. Truthfully Jareth looked pretty hot right now, he just wasn't used to Human fashion.
"Ok well this is definitely one for the keeping but we got thousands of other things for you to try on so hurry and strip so we can choose something for you to wear tonight, I am thinking…."Carson looked in the dressing room door and grabbed a gorgeous black Calvin Klein suit with a white Yves St Laurent shirt, "This one!!!" and shuved the suit into Jareths arms to try next- obviously it was gonna be a winner!
After a few hours of trying on all Jareths new wardrobe, he slowly started getting used to the fashions human males wear, and found it to be quite enjoyable. (Secretly though after all this he would still wear his spandex occasionally- if he could find it that is) He came out though with some really nice shirts, ties, denim and leather jackets, shoes, pants and jeans. Sarah would of course just die right on sight from this newly metro'd sex god, Carson had turned this spandex man into a sexy, stylish goblin city model. And for that Jareth was beginning to be thankful.
Kyan walked in and smiled at the two men, Jareth though was still getting changed back into his spandex because they had to ring up all the other clothes. "Having fun Jareth?" at which Jareth did come out of the fitting room but with just his vintage jeans, flip flops and no top on, showing off his beautiful chest that wasnt overly muscles, just enough to show off his pecks, but beautiful- quite yumalcious!
"He was havin a blasssstt Ky……. apart from the beginning when he discovered 'Dance, 2004'" at which Carson cringed at the flashbacks of Jareths 'air'thrusting, at which Kyan just laughed.
Jareth glared at Carson with acute 'ha ha' sarcasm, and answered Kyan ignoring Carson's references to his dancing style.
"Yes actually I have come quite accustomed now to your fashions on earth, although at first I was quite uncomfortable with 'jeans'" he pointed down to them " but now I am getting used to them, I still don't know about these 'flip flops' though, I mean Sarah wears them I guess they must be an Human thing" Jareth said still wearing a brown one he was about to take off at which Kyan stared at mouth open, not at Jareth flip flip but foot.
"Jareth.. when was the LAST time you have a pedicure??????" Jareths feet weren't that bad, but to a gay guy, Kyan could tell Jareth hadn't had a pedicure over the last millennium. "And the hair……" Kyan looked back up at Jareths long, unruly, blond layers tragically, shaking his head with a tsk tsk
"OK time to go Jareth, sorry Carson but we are audi, appointment with Toni&Guy right now!!!" and with that Kyan started running out of the shop, pulling Jareth along with him
"Ok Byeee guyssssss and Jareth "Carson yelled out behind them "Ohh and Im buying you NEW underwear for tonight Jare-eyyy! You DEFINITELY DON'T need socks!" remembering when Jareth came out the change room with just his long johns before, no socks in pants, yep he was a big boy alright!
A few girls started laughing and looked at Jareth now though after Carson's promise to buy new underwear and no 'socks' policy. Jareth just frowned at them but not understanding what they were laughing at, his friend Carson was just buying him underwear, and being kind telling him he didn't need a 'sock'. 'Humans are so strange at times' he thought to himself… he shrugged with a shake of the head and ran out the shop with Kyan.
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Well Hope that was fun fun funny! I had to mention the 'thrusts' because I used to laugh about that all the time with an old friend, when Bowie was doing magic dance lol, if you don't believe me watch it!!! I mean his package is hell sexy but it's the irony of 'air thrusting' that's piss funny
Labyfan- Lol your so right about David Jones-David Bowie, I completely forgot that that was even his real name,/doof/!it's a pretty prestige, fancy shamancy store here in Australia, just like our David MmmMMMM!!!