Moonjava-thanxxxxxx! Wrote a lil more

Holy-psychic-vulpix- Heres more! Thanx!

FlannelNirvana-Why thankyou, I adore the fab five and Labyrinth too

Theshadowcat- Ahh queer eye hehe, and yes Thom;s reaction to the bog will be..argh just read it! Thankss!

White-Dragon-Goddess- Thankyou! And yes you may use Queer Eye in your story, I only read Labyrinth fics in anyway! And I don't own Queer Eye in anyway so yeah feel free to use the guys! (although id love to have my personal gay chef, fashion guru, culturalist, chef and interior designer!) I will love to read ur story when u do it cuz it sounds like it would be pretty funny!

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Back in the Underground Thom had just discovered the Bog.

"Oh…My…..God" The gorgeous gay Interior Designer said with disgusted awe looking around, hand on nose, safely on the shore. (edge of the 'rock' bridge)

It was like any other day at the bog. Dragon flies buzzin around the stinky goop bubbling up, the half looking willows surrounding it and of course the stench was at its best.

Or worst one would say.

"Who goes there!" A fox suddenly jumped out, knocking Thom backwards on the dirty ground.

"Um, excuse me? See these" Thom gestured to his pants angrily,

"Yes" The fox said care-lesely.

"Breeches, what about them?"

Getting up, now dusting them fiercely as if he had just found he had sat on dog-doo he glared at the fox.

"They are not breeches, they are slacks, but not just ordinary slacks, they are PRADA, so don't do that again or I will seriously have to bitch slap you into that disgusting, smelly, so non-contemporary defiance in anti-euro art, boggy thing" Thom huffed at the fox.

The fox looked confused, understanding probably about one word in that whole sentence but then lightened up. "Oh you must be one of Hoggle's friends from aboveground"

Thom continued to walk along the shore nodding holding his nose, at a safe distance of course not to actually touch the bog water.

"You may address me as Sir Didymus, his brother, and guardian of thy bog"

Thom whirled at him. "Ewwww, that's disgusting, who would want to spend all day in this stinky place"

Sir Didymus looked shocked. "Stink? I do not smell stink, the air is sweet, the air is fragran…"

"Its stinks, trust me, Im an interior designer, and although interiors are my speciality, I know a thing or two about outdoor entertaining, and this place is a big ol stinky mess"

Thom screwed his face up looking at a burbling blob in the bog.

"One I intend to clean up" The blob seemed to let out a 'fart' sound and Thom quickly put his hand over his nose again. "Ok maybe Ill get some cleaners to do it but it doesn't mean I don't intend getting this place clean and sparkly"

Sir Didymus looked around, and seemed to agree the bog was looking pretty bad, so reluctantly agreed.

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Aboveground- Kyan and Jareth at Toni&Guy

"Hey Shay how are you?" Kyan smiled at the hip-young hairdresser sporting a rather outlandish hair do, chipped here, layered there.

"Good thanx" The hairdresser said coolly.

"Meet Jareth" Kyan shuved Jareth infront of the hairdresser. They shook hands then the Goblin King was urged to sit down on a swivel salon chair, getting cloaked with a black hand towel around his neck, and a black waterproof smock over the rest of his body.

Jareths hair analysis started straight away.

"Now this guys never seen a treatment in his life…need I say more?" Kyan told the hair dresser

Shay weeved his hands through Jarehs unruly golden locks with a very gay 'tsk tsk'.

"Yes, and the right cut is important, who has been cutting hair by the way?" The hairdresser held a strand of Jareths hair up that seemed to be all lengths.

"My goblins of course"

Shay just laughed thinking it was a joke, then saw the serious look on Kyan and Jareths face and immediately stopped. He thought he was strange.

After a grueling half hour of chipping, cutting and blow-drying, Shay finally finished Jareth's hair. Jareth looked in the mirror.

It looked exactly the same, even Kyan was perplexed. However Jareth was thankful, after all his hair was one of his trademarks he wanted to keep.

Like my tights….. Er breeches.

"What the hell…" Kyan bordered on screaming, looking at the so-called 'brand new Jareth hair'.

"This has never happened to me before on the show" He looked the hairdresser up and down.

"Your supposed to do some drastic change in his hair and I get the glory for…."Re-thinking that sentence Kyan cleared his throat. "You are supposed to fix his hair, are you even QUALIFIED?"

"Um yeah, I like am, its not my fault this guys got funky hair" Shay the hairdresser said tongue in cheek.

"Well then…….. Consider yourself, de-gayed" Kyan snarled at the poor hairdresser who was now in shock, tearing up. Everyone knew the Fab Five were like the gay Mafia of New York. Do anything wrong by them and it was hell for a gay. Getting your gym membership revoked, not getting tickets to 'My Fair Lady' were just some of the punishments, oh it was hell.

Sighing annoyed and still glaring at the devastated hairdresser who could have ruined his reputation, Kyan dragged Jareth over to the manicure/pedicure desks.

"Unless you want me having a bitch fit I would shut up and enjoy this next part of my segment" Kyan huffed at Jareth.

Jareth, although not the one to be messed with, could see Kyan was in a shitty mood so just agreed whole-heartedly with the whole manicure and pedicure ritual.

1 hour after Manicure and Pedicure proceeded.

"I mean GOD…. ITS SO UNFAIR" Kyan had talked and bitched the whole way through Jareth's manicure.

"I mean, Carson gets FASHION GURU, Ted gets to be a CHEF, Jai gets to be the CULTURALIST and Thom gets to be the INTERIOR FUCKING DESIGNER" Jareth opened his mouth to say something but got cut off again.

"I mean IM A FRIGGEN GLORIFIED BEAUTICIAN"

Jareth sighed, this was worse than when Sarah was on her monthly.

"Ok were done" The chirpy manicurist blonde squeled.

Finally

One could just look at Jareth and see he was thankful for that.

"At last" He mumbled getting off his chair and away from the ear-bashing Kyan next to him.

Kyan eyed him dangerously. "What?"

"Oh….I said atlast..er atlast I…" Jareth fake laughed seeing Kyan not changing that dangerous glare, shit what do I say …oh I got it…

"Atlast I got a manicure" Jareth fell silent not really sure what Kyan's reaction would be.

Kyan however smiled, at least one thing worked out for him and his reputation, or so he believed anyway. Jareth sighed, his ears may live to hear another day

"Well there's Teddy boy" Kyan pointed to the doorway where Ted was standing.

"And don't you dare tell anyone about what happened here today" Kyan glared once again at Jareth before smiling again sweetly.

Jareth was actually pretty freaked at Kyan's lil warning speech, and laughed nervously agreeing to not talk about Kyan's 'bitch-fit'. He then thankfully parted for Ted at the doorway, away from Kyan and his womanly mood swing.

He waved bye bye to Kyan anyway, then looked over at Shay who was still crying, silently mouthing thank you to him then left with Ted.

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lol, ok, so there is the update! I hope those who reviewed are happy, cuz I wasn't gonna im so busy right now with uni etc, and my other stories but thought I better update for ya!

Thom and the bog will be covered next chapter, I was too buggered to write more this time sorry!