Yeah, yeah, I don't own any of this. Except the lyrics. To the tune of "Lord of the Dance"...the first part is the refrain (as you've probably guessed). Enjoy!

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."

"I led a happy life until I was one,

Then my parents were killed with the setting of the sun.

He came and he went like a flaming torch,

And I was left on the Dursleys' porch!"

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."

"I tried to reason with Draco Malfoy,

But he was an arrogant, poor, foolish boy.

Then I found Hermione and my friend Ron,

And they came with me and the quest was on."

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."

"Voldemort was able to mess with my brain,

The other people, they said I was insane.

They shook their heads and they passed me by,

But trust me, this was not a lie."

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."

"We left for the Ministry to save the last Black,

I couldn't shake Ginny, Luna or Neville off my back.

But it was all just a trick, I couldn't believe what I'd done,

It's all my fault that Sirius is gone."

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."

"It turns out that I'm the 'chosen guy',

One of us will live, and the other one will die.

I'll be ready for you when you come for me,

Let's live out this prophecy."

"Curse you, wherever you may be,

You are the cause of this scar," said he.

"I'll kill Voldemort, wherever he may be,

For I am the boy wizard prodigy."