Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!

Chapter Eight: Boyfriend Boxes 4

Summary: Yelling. Complaining. Dean's stupid. More yelling. Greg's an asshole. More complaining.

Spoilers: Only for the last chapter, and what are you doing reading out of order anyway?

Disclaimer: Got rhythm, can't miss a beat. Got new skank, it's so reet. Got something, I'm winking at you. Gonna make you, make you, make you notice I don't own Gilmore Girls. 

Distribution: E-mail rocks, people! Whoo! Sami57peace2u@hotmail.com

A/N: I can be mean to Mississippi, cause it's where I'm from.

I am so close to finishing "Another World" it's scary, so I'm going to slow down on this for a while. Oh, and I'm also going to be in a play next Saturday/Sunday, so I'm gonna be working on that too. Read anyway!

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Paul: Lorelai's hilarious.

Noel: Especially when she's drunk.

Jess: So, do Greg's parents hate Rory now?

Todd: They should hate their son. After all, he's an asshole.

Paul: Todd!

Todd: What? I'm telling you, it's true!

Noel: Whatever. So how stupid do all of you think Dean is?

Todd: Asshole-like.

Jess: Kinda like Greg, huh?

Paul: Don't you start, too.

Jess: I'm not. But I do think he's stupid.

Dean: What? Why am I stupid?

Jess: You married Lindsay, idiot.

Dean: Lindsay? Lindsay who?

Jess: Lindsay, your girlfriend after Rory. That would make her what, your second girlfriend?

Dean: Third. I went out with this girl in Chicago who dumped me and later my cousin.

Paul: Nice. You sure you don't mean Mississippi?

Dean: Huh? No, I lived in Chicago.

Jess: You're still stupid. You got married right out of high school.

Dean: Well, apparently we're still together, aren't we?

Noel: That's true.

Paul: Doesn't prove anything, though.

Todd: And Rory said that you guys split up and just got back together.

Dean: Oh.

Jess: So you're basically just stupid.

Dean: Oh.

Todd: I can see Dean as being stupid.

Paul: And an asshole.

Noel: Paul.

Paul: What? Oh, dammit, I've been here too long.

Noel: I think we all have.

Dean: Do you think that after she gets married she'll shove us in the attic?

Jess: And that will be better?

Dean: We'll have more people to talk to.

Jess: God, I hate this godforsaken closet.

Paul: We all do.

Noel: Yeah, really. It's tiny.

Todd: And too close to all of you.

Paul: Yeah, that's definitely the worst part.

Dean: I hate all of you.

Jess: And we hate you, Dean. And we hate you.