Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!

Chapter 10: Boyfriend Boxes 5       

Summary: Noel's a dweeb. Felicity's canceled, and Scott Foley is an idiot and split up with Jennifer Garner, ass-kicker extraordinaire on the hit ABC show that was originally code-named Felicity As A Spy.

Spoilers: Why the hell did Scott Foley split up with Jennifer Garner? They were one of my fave celebrity couples. Sigh. I guess now I have to just focus on Reese and Ryan, who are pregnant again! Yay! Happy couples having babies, how nice.

Disclaimer:  You know what I just realized? I'm writing "Boyfriend Noel" as if he were actually Noel from Felicity, except instead of Hannah, Natalie, Ruby, or Felicity, he went out with Rory. Yes, I have been watching too much Felicity. I'm so weird.

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A/N: Sorry it's taken so long, but it was break and I was finishing Always You (Thank God it's over! Thank God!) and Another World (which I finished pretty well, thank you very much. It seems to me that the ending and the overall meeting of everything did the story justice.)

Ooh! And you know what else I did? I saw Identity, number one movie in America right now. And let me tell you—it's a kick-ass movie, just wonderful. Amazing twists and turns throughout the entire thing, and it was just a fabulous thriller type movie. On top of all of this, I adore John Cusack, so I loved it that much more!

And I've got two more ideas for fics, one of which I'm already writing, another of which I'm wearing out my mom's old Bangles tapes for.

Anyway.

On with the show!

Oh, and for some reason, the boyfriend boxes are actually kind of hard to write. I like writing the regular stories best, especially since the next chapter has some fabulous twists! Whoo-hoo!

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Dean: Witness the infamous Gilmore hit-and-run.

Todd: What?

Paul: Any kind of emotional attachment or heartache, and—

Jess: Boom! They're off like a rocket.

Dean: First kiss.

Jess: Any first kiss.

Paul: Any declarations of love.

Dean: Wedding proposals.

Jess: Ending of wedding proposals usually involves running off to a college.

Dean: Ending of relationships usually involves running to a prestigious university.

Jess: Freak-outs on the dance floor involve running to the bridge.

Paul: More than two months in a relationship involves a major life examination.

Jess: Which usually results in a movie night, complete with chocolate, and a break-up.

Dean: To be counter-acted with a make up the next day, after the effects of the chocolate has worn off.

Todd: Ignoring them involves them running into the arms of another.

Paul: True.

Dean: For both Gilmores.

Jess: Yeah. Don't you agree, Noel? You've been awfully quiet.

Noel: I'm a dweeb.

Paul: What?

Noel: Oh, yeah. I'm a big fat dweeb. I mean, I was gonna be this great graphic designer, but here it is, six years later, and I'm…reading to old ladies? How much of a dweeb am I?

Jess: Actually, I was asking your opinion on the Gilmore hit-and-run technique.

Noel: Lorelai just exhibited the major signs.

Dean: Yep.

Paul: Walking away from the object of affection.

Noel: Not saying anything to him.

Jess: Grabbing a beer.

Dean: Fleeing without saying anything.

Jess: I wonder where she went?

Noel: My guess is somewhere where she could be comforted.

Dean: And that would be…?