Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!
Chapter 12: Boyfriend Boxes 6
Summary: BBs talk. Everyone complains about how asinine Greg is (read: asshole). Someone mentions that Rory's lost, a shout-out to Lorelai's last line last chapter. There's a new box in the closet—and it's so scary Dean freaks out and gets shoved to the back of the closet—unfortunately, not for long. And maybe not at all, depending on what direction this chapter goes in. You see, I never know anything about these BB chapters. I just kinda type and see where it takes me. It's fun.
Whoo! Long summary. Probably longer than the chapter.
Anyway….
Spoilers: None whatsoever. I believe that I'm deleting this section soon. Unless I get a major spoiler…but I don't think I'm gonna be getting any more, seeing as there's only two episodes left!!! SAD!!!!
Sorry.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. Dean and Jess belong to Amy Sherman-Palladino. Noel, I just realized, belongs to J.J. Abrams and all those other people at Felicity. Paul Keith is this guy from my church (although his character is different), and Todd is my dad's name. Although, my dad doesn't act like Todd. So, you know, basically the name is not mine. But it's not yours, either, so just ignore me and read.
Distribution: You know where to reach me!!
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Noel: I think I'm claustrophobic.
Dean: Only you could become claustrophobic after six years.
Jess: Yeah, you decided you were claustrophobic after five.
Noel: No, seriously, it feels like we're getting squished tighter in here.
Paul: Everything's the same it's always been.
Todd: Except now Rory's marrying Greg, that asshole.
Paul: Todd.
Todd: Sorry.
Jess: Yeah, everything's the same.
Noel: No, it seems like there's more of us.
Todd: How long ago was I added?
Dean: Two years, almost.
Todd: Yeah, nothing's new.
Noel: I swear, there's a new box in here.
Paul: Just Lane's wedding stuff.
Noel: Is that it?
Todd: I think s—Wait! What's that?
Dean: It says "Wedding Crap."
Jess: That's Lorelai's handwriting.
Paul: That's something Lorelai would say.
Noel: Okay, I'm gonna venture out on a limb here and say that's Rory's wedding box.
Dean: For her wedding to Greg?!
Jess: No, her wedding to you. Yes, her wedding to Greg! Who else?
Dean: I dunno, it just seems…more real now.
Paul: Dude, she's been going out with the guy for over a year and a half.
Jess: She's been wandering around the house for two weeks flaunting her ring.
Noel: It's a great ring.
Todd: From an asshole.
Paul: Todd….
Todd: It's true, I'm telling you. He's an asshole.
Jess: Can we drop the goddamn asshole subject? It's getting really annoying.
Todd: He stole her from me!
Paul: You ignored her!
Todd: So did you!
Paul: And she ran to you!
Todd: No she didn't. She was hung up on you for a long time.
Jess: Ignoring her is just plain idiotic. We've all done it at one time or another.
Noel: Yup…every single fucking one of us.
Dean: We're all idiots.
Jess: Big time.