Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!
Chapter 14: Boyfriend Boxes 7
Summary: What? Boyfriend Boxes? What the hell is that?
Disclaimer: I seriously own nothing. Except for…no, wait…nope, don't own that either.
Distribution: Tell me. And I'll love you (sings) Forever!
Sorry.
Spoilers: Dammit! I was gonna stop this! Oh, well. No spoilers here either. I don't think.
A/N: I seriously have no idea what the hell is gonna be said here. Just read and find out with me! Whoo!
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Dean: So, where do you guys think Rory is?
Jess: Probably wandering around town.
Todd: Wondering what's she's doing with that asshole.
Paul: Todd!
Noel: Seriously, let's just drop the subject of Greg. Completely.
Dean: We could talk about the fact that Luke and Lorelai are very much in love with each other.
Jess: That I knew. Known it since the second I stepped off the bus and practically the first thing Luke mentioned to me was that we were going to Lorelai's house for dinner.
Noel: But are they meant to be?
Paul: Is everyone meant to be with someone? Or do we all just stumble across someone to love?
Todd: I think everyone's meant to be with someone.
Paul: Says the guy with a different girl every week.
Todd: I'm just looking for the right one.
Jess: And do we all think Rory is the right one for us?
Dean: Not for me, since apparently I've been married for a while to someone else.
Noel: We were never deathly serious—we never even told each other 'I love you'.
Paul: I think I was a little hung up on my ex-girlfriend.
Jess: You were practically her Christopher.
Noel: Practically. Except Rory wasn't a mother at sixteen.
Todd: She still isn't a mother.
Dean: Which is good, seeing as she's not married.
Jess: Right, Dean. That's the only way someone can have a baby.
Dean: No, I know that. It's just—I don't know what it is.
Noel: Hey, I thought we were gonna throw the high schoolers into the back of the closet.
Paul: Watch it, Noel. You're only two years post-high school.
Noel: I'm watching it.
Todd: I say we all just tape ourselves up.
Paul: How?
Todd: I dunno…maybe we should all fall over and spill, and then Rory'll tape us up.
Jess: Maybe we should just shut up for a little while.
Paul: Shutting up's good.
Jess: And besides, I like REM.
Paul: My dad lives near Athens, Georgia.
Noel: That's where they're from.
Jess: Thanks, Noel. Didn't know that.
Dean: You didn't know that?
Todd: Of course he knew that; he was just being sarcastic.
Noel: As is his nature.
Paul: As we all know.
Dean: Very, very well.
Jess: True. I'm sarcastic and I don't like to hide it.
Noel: Still, it's not exactly the best character trait.
Jess: Shut up; she's playing "It's The End Of The World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"!
Paul: That's a long name for a song.
Jess: Shut the hell up!
Dean: It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of—
Jess: Hello, Dean! We're not at that part yet!
Dean: Sorry. That's the only part I know.
Jess: Well, maybe if you'd listened, you'd find out the other words.
Dean: Oh.
Jess: Yeah.
Paul: Would you stupid teenagers shut up!
Jess: Well, now that you've asked politely….
Dean: Were you being sarcastic again?
Jess: No.
Dean: Oh. Wait, was that sarcasm?