Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!
Chapter 16: Boyfriend Boxes 8
Summary: Todd's an asshole. Hee. Noel's an idiot. Todd's an asshole.
Disclaimer: Nope, not mine. Whoo-hoo!
Distribution: I love getting my stories stuck on new websites, but I like to know before hand. So if you could just e-mail me….
A/N: Omg! I'm so stupid! I was supposed to write about four more things in the last chapter! So, I have written them. So, please read Chapter 15 one more time, so that (1) you can understand this chapter, and (B) you can understand the next chapter.
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Todd: Still got my wits about me, huh?
Paul: You're an asshole.
Dean: You just…made out with that other girl?
Todd: 'S what I do. It's why I'm a movie star.
Paul: It's idiotic, is what it is.
Todd: Hey, you aren't a movie star—if I were you, I'd shut up.
Jess: He's not an asshole, either.
Noel: Well…
Jess: Fine. Besides that one Christopher/asshole-like indiscretion, he's not an asshole.
Paul: Yes. Thank you, Jess.
Jess: You're welcome. Just remember this moment the next time you guys decide to gang up and shove the three of us in the back of the closet.
Noel: Yeah, that wasn't fun.
Dean: No, it really wasn't.
Paul: You know what I'd like to talk about now?
Dean: What?
Paul: How stupid Noel is.
Jess: Hear, hear.
Noel: What about how stupid I am?
Todd: Yes, there's so many incidents to choose from.
Paul: While there are many incidents to choose from, I was thinking about the whole "liking Paris…like that" fiasco.
Jess: That was stupid.
Paul: I whole-heartedly agree.
Todd: Yeah. Dude, it's Paris.
Dean: The human robot.
Todd: The human non-feeling robot.
Paul: And she's not even like Lee Majors, or that robot guy in Chip. She's just…high-maintenance.
Jess: High, high-maintenance.
Dean: So the opposite of Rory.
Noel: Yeah. I don't know what I was thinking.
Paul: Paris.
Todd: Dude! That was stupid.
Paul: You've done stupider.
Noel: And it was usually broadcast on TV, what you did.
Todd: Eh. At least I didn't like Paris.