1Title: Rory Gilmore, This Is Your Life!
Chapter 18: Boyfriend Boxes 9
Summary: Um, I've lost my sheet with this on it. But, it's gonna be the b/f's talking about Rory. Mainly.
Disclaimer: Nothin'. I suppose.
A/N: Don't yell. Yeah, I know–almost two years. Well...don't yell. Just read.
I do wanna say, however, thanks for the 106 total reviews–that's just amazing. I hope all of you guys are still reading.
Noel: Man. It's kinda boring here without Rory.
Paul: You're just bored 'cause Paris isn't here.
Noel: Shut up.
Todd: Dude! That's funny, 'cause he used to like Paris!
Jess: Idiot.
Dean: Oh! I get it now!
Jess: God! Idiot!
Dean: Who are you calling an idiot, Diner Boy?
Jess: You, Bag Boy!
Noel: All right, boys, settle down.
Paul: I say we gang up and shove them in the back of the closet again.
Noel: Hey! What was I doing?
Todd: Being an idiot.
Paul: No, actually, Todd, that was you. And the high school boys.
Noel: So I still have to go back there?
Paul: No, that's okay. Perhaps we'll just send Todd back there.
Jess: No, I suggest we shove Todd off the shelf, onto the floor.
Noel: And then the two high school guys in the back of the closet!
Paul: And then we'll leave me all by myself with you! Yeah, I'd rather dive onto the floor.
Todd: I can help you out with that, man.
Noel: No, don't throw Paul on the floor. He's too nice.
Dean: I'm nice.
Jess: Silence for so long, and that's what you come up with? "I'm nice"?
Dean: Hey! I am!
Jess: Oh, yeah? Well, say hello to my "nice" fist, bag boy!
Dean: Hey! Get off me!
Jess: You get off me!
Noel: All right, that's it, into the back of the–hey!
Todd: Ha, ha, got rid of all three of them! That was great, Pa–
Paul: Yes. Silence. At long last.