Author's Notes: Sorry for the long wait between updates. I'm a rather slow writer…something I maybe should have thought about before posting ;). Anyway. Thank you for all the wonderful and helpful reviews here and at Kansas, and I hope you enjoy. Reviews welcomed and appreciated.
Chapter 3: Mummy, Daddy? Can I Have A Peanut Butter And Microglobular Sandwich?
Somewhere in the universe, a family with 2.5 children, a loving housewife, and a bread-winning father is called normal.
Not here.
Here, normalcy is a shoot-'em-up mother who comes home from work an inch away from death, a dad known by the galaxy for destroying large armies/entire planets, and a five year old boy in a seven year old body whose closest thing to a pet dog is a singing robocleaner.