Amanda dragon- YAY!! Final fantasy!! I've not actually completed the game yet, I am still on Mount Gagazet (?)... I've only had it for three weeks!! I am very sorry to Tidus fans who love him to pieces. I am also sorry if I offend any fans of the other characters!! I just couldn't resist making fun of him. I know that this may be crap, it will get better!!! I don't know the order of events so everything may be muddled up.

Chapter 1- The Bad Beginning

Tidus sat in front of his mirror staring at his reflection. His eyes were red and puffy because his neighbour had stole the blitzball that he had accidentally kicked through the window. It was the best one he had. He began to evilly devise a plan to get it back. He was about to get some dynamite until he could hear his fans screaming outside. It made him realise that he had a game to play. He recalled that last time he had forgot how to get into the watery ball thing and the firemen had to come in with a long ladder to get him in. That didn't work and the embarrassing thing was that the way in was underneath the ball. Instead of going in, he cried like a baby and locked himself in the bathroom. His team lost. Badly. He had become the worst Blitzball player in the world in one year. He wrestled with the memories until they were out of his mind. He took deep breaths and reluctantly walked outside. Two old ladies were standing in front of his door, waving a small flag. He burst into tears and ran past them. A strange child appeared out of thin air and followed him.

He dashed down the street and a man wearing a dress barged in front of him.

"SIGN MY BLITZBALL!!!!" He screamed. Tidus grinned and wrote 'penguin boy' on the ball. "THANKYOU PENGUINBOY!!"

Tidus ran into the stadium. He got comfy in the pool of water while several of the opposing team's members walked by and laughed at him. He was wearing ancient dungarees and did look like a freak of nature in his clothing. He soon fell asleep.

Meanwhile...

A strange man in a red coat (Auron if you didn't know) was dragging along a 5 pint bottle of vodka on top of a building. A huge wave was heading his way. He looked at the monster and drained his bottle. He then lost his balance and fell off the building.

Back to Tidus...

He suddenly woke up as a blitzball hit him on the head. "Wake up wacko!!" One of his team mates shouted. Tidus slowly got up and dried himself with a towel.

"HO WACKO!! We are going to get drenched in a minute so why do you dry yourself?" Another team mate said.

"To retain my beautiful hairstyle!" Tidus said. Everyone backed away.

"The game's about to start!!" A team mate said. Everyone walked out. "Remember, the entrance is UNDERNEATH the ball."

Eventually, everyone was inside the watery ball and the game was about to start.

"Ok everyone!! This game should be exciting!!! 3...2...1...G-" the commentator began, but was cut off by Tidus.

"I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!" He screamed (don't ask me how they can talk underwater).

"WAIT UNTIL THE BREAK IN THE MIDDLE YOU PRAT!!" the commentator yelled down the microphone. With that, Tidus burst into tears and began to exit the stadium. He then spotted a massive wave coming. Several large beams came out of the wave and blew up buildings. One came right towards him.

Back to the drunken Auron...

"I am never going to touch another drop of vodka again..." Auron muttered to himself while rubbing the big bruise on his head. "And where is that stupid boy I was supposed to find?!!" Just then, Tidus came flying out of the sky and landed right in front of him. "Thank Yevon!!" Auron praised. He then realised that Tidus wasn't going to wake up. "Yevon!! Sin!! You better make him wake up or I'll..." Auron began but was interrupted by Tidus waking up. Tidus looked at Auron and burst into tears. Auron backed away and walked off, pretending that he hadn't done anything. Why am I stuck with this freak? He thought.

"Hey!! Wait!!" Tidus cried while applying hair gel onto his mop. He ran after him. All the people of Zanarkand were sitting on deck chairs, under umbrellas and drinking cold drinks for no apparent reason. They couldn't care less about the big ball of watery gloop floating in the air, blowing up everything. As Tidus was running along, a small boy wearing strange clothes kind of froze time. Everyone drinking cold drinks was frozen in mid-slurp. "Hey!! What are you doing!? Does this time freezy thingy ruin my hair? If it does, I am suing you." Tidus shouted. The boy vanished and everyone continued to drink. Tidus shrugged his shoulders and ran up the road. He met up with Auron who was drinking another 5 pint bottle of vodka.

"You said that you wouldn't touch another drop of vodka." Tidus said smugly.

"Eh? Did I? How do –hic- you know? You where –hic- sleeping."

"Was I? Well that's just...... OH SHIT!!! THERE IS A MASSIVE MONSTER COMING UP BEHIND YOU!!!" Tidus screamed while curling up into a little ball and crying. Auron turned around and there was a squid thing flying through the air. It apparently had lost its bearings and ended up jammed into the floor in front of him.

"Hey!! That's not supposed to come until after we kill some bug things!! It says so in the script!!" Auron shouted to the crew.

"Uh... Let's just forget about that bit. Or do you want to fight all of the bugs?" The stage manager asked.

"NO!! TIDUS!! GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!! HELP ME KILL THESE SINSPAWN OR I AM FIRING YOU!!" Auron screamed.

"You can't fire him!! He's the main character!!" The stage manager screamed.

"SHUT IT!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO DO!! TIDUS!!" He shouted as the stage manager summoned Valefor and flew off. Tidus came creeping over to him while wiping the tears out of his eyes. Why can't I be with a braver person? Why me!!? Auron thought. As if answering his prayers, Sin hovered over to them and started sucking.

"HELP!! A KILLER VACUME CLEANER!!" Tidus screamed.

"Hmm... WHAT ABOUT THE BRIDGE BLOWING UP!!" Auron screamed, looking at the script.

"Uh... We'll put that in... Hey!! Wait a minute!! You are supposed to kill the squid and then the bridge blows up!! READ THE SCRIPT!!" The stage manager screamed, hovering next to them on his Valefor.

"Ok!"

"No!! DON'T LET THEM LET US DO IT!! IT'S TOO SCARY!!" Tidus cried. Auron looked over at the non-scary monster. He looked back at Tidus who was crying his eyes out again. He sighed and walked over to the squid. He hit it with his sword and it fell off the edge.

"That wasn't in the script..." Auron groaned. He looked over to Tidus who was hitting the explosive truck thing. "NO TIDUS!! STOP!!" He yelled. Too late. The truck blew up and sent everyone flying and caused the road to snap in half. Tidus was clinging onto the edge for dear life itself.

"AURON!! HELP!!" Tidus screamed. Auron looked at the patiently waiting Sin hovering above them.

"This is your story. Not mine." Auron said. They were both sucked into Sin.

Amanda dragon- Was that crap or what. Please review!! No flames!! Please?