Amanda dragon- YAY!! REVEIWS!! THANK YOU ALL!! I FEEL PROUD!! SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE IT!! YAY!! The events probably are muddled up thanks to a crazy stage manager. AND I CAN'T BELIVE I LEFT OUT THE DISCLAIMER!!

Disclaimer- I was feeling neglected... Squaresoft own all the characters and other stuff. I want to own them, but I can't. Also, I DO NOT OWN BAKED BEANS!! I own the stage manager!! That is all.

Chapter two- Tidus's Secret Power

Tidus woke up. He was in a room with Auron, who was yet again, drinking more vodka. "We lost the match." He said.

"I can see that!" Tidus snapped, on the verge of tears. Auron walked off. Tidus began to wonder if this was one of the stage manager's mix ups. The strange little boy walked up to him.

"You cried." He said.

"I very well did not!!" Tidus cried while, surprise surprise, crying. Then everything went black.

He woke up and he was floating in the air. "Something is seriously wrong with that stage manager. That scene wasn't supposed to come in until later on. It says so in the script!" Tidus said to no one in particular. He then spotted a boy standing on a platform. He made sure that his hair was perfect before swimming (?) up to the little boy. Everything went black again.

When he awoke, he was standing on a pier. His mom was standing in front of him, almost exploding with joy. "HE'S DEAD!! YAY!! LET'S HAVE A CELEBRATION!!" She yelled.

"He's dead... I love him!!" Tidus cried. Yet again, everything went black.

Tidus awoke on a rock. He was all alone in the darkness. He looked at a bird that was sitting on a rock, reading a book.

"Birdie? Can you tell me where I am?" He asked. The bird quickly packed away and flew off. "AURON!! STAGE MANAGER!! COME OVER HERE!! I DON'T LIKE THIS SCENE!!" He screamed. After getting no reply he began to feel neglected. "I sure need Auron's help right now..."

Far, far away in the distance Auron was running across a high ledge. "FREEDOM!!" He screamed before diving into the water.

Tidus was now looking for anything helpful. He spotted a temple in the distance. He decided that he would swim over to it as he had nothing else to do. He was about to dive into the water until he realised that he didn't have a weapon. He cursed the stage manager for forgetting to put the sword bit in. "I HATE YOU STAGE MANAGER!! IT SAYS IN THE SCRIPT THAT I GET A SWORD!!" Tidus cursed while frantically reading the soggy script. A bird then flew into him and grabbed the script then flew away.

"Bad birdie!! Give me the script!!" He yelled while jumping into the water, trying to catch the bird. He climbed up onto a ledge and ran across a narrow pathway. A blue sphere was in front of him. Tidus was confuzzled. He touched it and it suddenly screamed "SAVE!!"

Tidus leapt ten feet into the air before crying his eyes out again. He slowly backed away from the sphere thing and walked up a very narrow pathway. A couple of birds flew up to him and started attacking him. He fell into the water. He looked into the water and saw a few green shapes darting around. "STAGE MANAGER!! GIVE ME A WEAPON!! PLEASE!! IT DIDN'T SAY THAT I WAS KILLED OFF IN THE SCRIPT!! Heck, it didn't even say that I would fall off that bridgeor even be here!" Tidus shouted to no one. The green things jumped out of the water. Tidus went under the surface to escape from them. He saw flashing lights swirling around in the water. One of the green frog things jumped at him. Tidus closed his eyes and blindly slapped it away. Funnily enough, it hit one of them and it mysteriously died.

On a ledge far, far away, Auron and the stage manager were sitting on deckchairs watching everything through a telescope. "Cracking good show!" Auron said while watching Tidus get bitten and cry.

"I agree!!" The stage manager agreed while observing the big, tortoise thing come and scare the shit out of Tidus.

Back to the terrified cry-baby...

The tortoise thing lunged at Tidus. Tidus swam away. He was doggy-paddling to an entrance to a temple. The tortoise thing swum circles around him. Luckily for Tidus, he had just had baked beans for dinner and everyone knows what baked beans are good at... FARTS!! Tidus let rip the mother of all farts underwater and zoomed inside the entrance. The tortoise swam away from the nasty smell.

Far, far away Auron and the stage manager were trying to figure out what the putrid smell was. "Auron, was that you?!" The stage manager asked.

"Blaming me!? Shameful... IT WAS YOU!!" Auron screamed back, very drunk after drinking far too much vodka.

Tidus climbed out of the water. He was freezing. He waddled up the stairs into a freezing cold room. He noticed a small batch of twigs in the centre. He stood over them. He wondered how they were going to help him make a fire. He could run upstairs to get some flint but he couldn't be bothered. He suddenly remembered the lighter he had in his pocket that he used to try and set his neighbour's house on fire. It had failed miserably. He tried to set the twigs on fire but they were too wet. He needed a powerful gust of fire. A strange idea popped into Tidus's head. He paused for a minute and held the lighter in front of his ass. As he drew energy for his hidden power, he lit the lighter and let it rip. A wall of flame spurted out and set the twigs on fire. After warming himself up, he got comfy and went to sleep.

Amanda dragon- That was unusual... Next chapter might be up tomorrow!! Anyway, please review!!! Please?