Amanda dragon- Well, seeming that reviews suddenly come in, I have to continue!! Thank you everyone!! I can't write in the names of everyone who reveiwed because I think that you'd all rather see more story!! I will only put in a few of the dreams because my memory card has two main files and I don't want to keep starting the game again. I don't own Final fantasy x and Mickey mouse.

Chapter 3- The Misadventures of Tidus

Tidus woke himself up by a particularly loud snore. He looked at one of the funny looking statues and saw a purple thing moving across it. He ignored it and started to play with the lighter. He accidentally set his shorts on fire. As his feeble attempts to put it out failed, he noticed that the tiny fire in the twigs was flickering. He then realised that the small fire was going to die on him. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DON'T GO OUT ON ME!! I RAISED YOU UP TO BE A GOOD FLAME!! PLEASE LIVE!!!" He screamed at the fire (as if it could here him). He frantically tried to cover it up for some strange reason and ended up putting it out. He burst into tears. Tidus then had a smart idea, for his brain capacity, it was smart to him and him only. He took of his dungaree pants that were burning and dumped them on the pile of twigs. They set alight. Tidus was now left in his boxer shorts and was hoping that no one would walk in. He sat down and watched his pants slowly burn to a crisp, unaware that a big monster was sneaking up on him...

After Tidus was warmed up, he looked around the room for anything that could cover up his nakedness. There was one of those horrible blue spheres in the corner. He gave it an evil glare and walked up to it. He was about to slap it until it screamed "SAVE!!" Tidus got a fright and cried (again!). As he was getting up he turned around and saw the monstrosity behind him.

"NOOOOOOOO!! DON'T EAT ME!! EAT THE SPHERE!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!" Tidus cried as the monster walked up to him. He huddled in the corner and cried as the monster advanced. Suddenly the door blew open. A strange looking girl with Mickey Mouse ears sticking out of her head walked in. She was followed by strange looking people, also wearing Mickey Mouse ears. "RUN AWAY!! THERE IS A MONSTER!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!" Tidus yelled at them. They began to walk out. "NO! WAIT!! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!" They stood by the door, refusing to move. "NO!!" He screamed as the monster lunged at him. His beans returned for their final stand and let rip a fart that made earthquakes and moved mountains. It then... uh... died, from the terrible stench. It fell to the floor and started twitching. The freakish looking people had evacuated because, the temple was crumbling in on itself.

"HEY!! Wait for me!" He screamed. Then the strange lady walked back in.

"Sjiowejklsadgfj gidsg gir giregn gisfd gbisdh hitrho fvjhpdf nbd!!" She yelled, which to Tidus, was a lot of gobbledygook. She apparently hadn't noticed that Tidus was in his undies...

"What?"

"Sjiowejklsadgfj gidsg gir giregn gisfd gbisdh hitrho fvjhpdf nbd!!" She screamed and whacked Tidus round the head. He fell to the ground....... Dead. NO!! Only kidding, I wouldn't kill him off... would I?

Tidus awoke on a boat he rubbed his head and got up. The people in strange clothes walked up to him. One of them pulled of his massive goggles. He started talking Viking and grunting, pointing at his goggles and waving them about. "WHAT THE HELL!?! YOU WANT ME TO GET INSIDE THE GOGGLES!!?" Tidus screamed. The man started grunting and jumping about. "You want me to turn into a pigeon?" Tidus asked. This was going to be one looooong day...

3 hours later...

Four of the funny looking people were having a tea party while the man was still talking caveman/Viking. "AH!! I GET IT NOW!! YOU WANT ME TO BE A SUMBARINE!!" Tidus screamed.

"He wants you to come and turn the temple on that is underwater." The girl said.

"HELL NO!! I WANNA GO HOME!! I DIDN'T FEED MY FISH!!" Tidus cried with a waterfall of tears cascading down his face.

"But first I need to give you the sphere grid explanation!" She said. She then began her very long explanation.

Tidus' eyes were slowly drooping down as the girl talked about spheres. He was just drifting off until the girl whacked him with a ruler. Tidus cried and curled up into a ball. "I AM DYING!! THE BELL IS TOLLING TOO EARLY FOR ME!! GET THE DOCTOR!!" He screamed.

"PAY ATTENTION!!" She snapped. Tidus sat up and started whimpering. She then continued talking.

5 hours, 23 minutes and 15 seconds later...

"That concludes the sphere grid." She finished. Tidus yelled in happiness and walked away. One of the guys looked lonely, so he walked over and began to talk to him. The man grunted.

"Huh?" Tidus said. The man suddenly sat up and began the looooooooong talk about the sphere grid.

5 hours, 42 minutes and 19 seconds later...

Tidus was trying to stay awake and wasn't taking in any of the stuff. He walked over to the girl, thinking that a conversation about anything except the sphere grid would snap him out of his boredom. "Hi! Come underwater with us!!" She said.

"NO WAY!! DO IT YOURSELF!!!" He yelled.

"Have it your way." She simply said and dived into the water. Tidus was now getting cold as the breeze lashed at his boxer shorts. Then the girl walked back up to him. "When did you get here!!!? You went into the water!!" Tidus yelled.

"OH!! That was my twin sister, Mikku! I am Rikku!!"

"That is a lame excuse. But anyway, my name is Ti-"

"QUIET!! You must never give your name. The great cosmic commanders name you and get displeased if they hear what you name yourself. Before you ask, I have been given permission to use the name the almighty cosmic commanders have bestowed upon me. Remember; never give your name to anyone. If they get displeased, they will ELIMINATE YOU!!"

The girl, who names herself 'Rikku', looked like she was struggling to hide something. "OH!! It can't wait any longer!! ZANARKAND WAS DESTROYED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO!!" She shouted.

"Even I wouldn't fall for that... REALLY!! WHEN? HOW? IF IT IS THAT MAKES ME A THOUSAND YEARS!! I AM OLDER THAN YOU!!"

"You said you didn't believe me."

"I did not!! I am older than you!! Bow down to your master."

"Are you saying you are from Zanarkand?"

"YEAH!! I am star player of the Zanarkand Abes!"

"Yeah right, but anyway... HOLY YEVON!!! SIN IS BEHIND YOU!!" She screamed. Tidus turned around, and there was nothing there. "HA!! FOOLED YOU!!........................WATCH OUT!!! THERE'S SIN!!!" Tidus turned around again, but there was nothing there.

"I won't fall for that again." He insisted.

"Heh..... OH MY FAYTH!! SIN!!" She screamed again. Tidus being the unlucky person turned around and saw nothing.

"THREE TO ME, NOTHING TO YOU!!!........ AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!! MOTHER SHITTING AEON!! SIN IS BEHIND YOU!!" She screamed.

"Yeah right. I ain't looking." Tidus said. Because he is the unlucky one, Sin was right behind him. Everyone started running around and screaming as a huge tidal wave swept on board. "I still ain't looking!" Tidus said while being shoved off the boat. "I am not looking!" He said while floating in the water. Then, everything went black....

Amanda dragon- Sorry for butting in!! This is two chapters for the price of one because I didn't update!!

Tidus awoke suddenly as something hit him on the head. It hurt and he cried. He noticed that he was floating in the water. He got hit again. He lifted his head out of the water. A group of people were waving at him. "Hey!!" He yelled at them, rubbing the tears out of his eyes. He was hit in the face with another blitzball. "I'm ok!!" He yelled. He was hit again and knocked back under water. "I AM OKAY!!!" He screamed. Three blitzballs came flying at him. He grabbed one and kicked it. It went flying and narrowly missed one's strange sticky up hair do. He swam up to them.

"You okay, ya?" The tall one with the mad hair asked.

"Just fine, AFTER BEING HIT BY BLITZBALLS!!!" Tidus screeched.

"You been cryin', ya?"

"No!! I never cry! Anyway, who are you? Do you deserve to be talking to me, the almighty 1000 year old boy named T-" Tidus began.

"Shh!! Me name's Wakka, team captain of the Luca Goers. You must never give your name. The great cosmic commanders-" Wakka began but was interrupted by Tidus.

"I KNOW!! If you are a team captain of the Luka Goufs, why is there a flashy sign over there saying Besaid?" Tidus asked, pointing out a massive sign with 'Besaid' written all over it.

"Uh... What team do you play for, ya?" Wakka asked. Tidus became annoyed at the fact that Wakka ended nearly every sentence with 'ya?'

"I am the star player of the Zanarkand Abes!!" (Amanda dragon- Coughcoughcough!).

"You hungry, ya?" Wakka said, making Tidus want to strangle him.

"Uh... yes?"

"Come with me." Wakka said, Tidus took a deep breath. "ya?" Wakka finished, remembering that he had missed it out. Tidus screamed and ran past the waiting sphere that screamed "SAVE!!" after him. He charged through a foresty part and randomly turned a corner. He ran and ran until he came to the edge of a cliff. He stopped just in time, but knocked a bottle of something over and tipped its insides over the cliff into the water The liquid that was spilled out looked like hair gel. He fixed his hair and picked up the bottle. It said "Hair Loss Potion. Ever wanted to be bald? Ever wanted to have a shiny bald scalp? Look no further!! Use this to make all your hair fall out and leave you with a nice and shiny scalp!! Pour into water, either accidentally knock it off a cliff into water and jump in!! Your hair will be gone in seconds!!"

Tidus dropped the bottle and started to walk back. Wakka came running in. "This is the way to the village, ya?" He said. He was about to jump off the cliff. Tidus started crying. "Now what? Ya?" He asked. Tidus cried and pointed to the water which was green. Wakka shrugged and jumped in. Wakka vanished beneath the surface...

Amanda dragon- Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!! Cliff hanger!! Probably no updates on Thursday, have to practise archery. I might update tomorrow if I don't get any homework. PLEASE REVIEW!! PLEASE? NO FLAMES!!