Amanda dragon- I am very sorry for the delay! On Wednesday I was 'busy', on Thursday I had to go away, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday my dad was on the computer all day! No fair! I'll try and update once a week. It has become very hectic here because school has started throwing homework back at me. Anyway, I feel like answering reviews so I will-

Raurenu-Chan- Thank you for reviewing!! Blitzballs are cool!!

Hmmm- Are you saying that it's bad? I know it's frantic but I have a two hour deadline to type one chapter and that is very hard for me to meet. I type slowly... Thank you for reviewing! Call me a dumbass, I am not sure what potential means... I'll look it up in a dictionary!

MeKeBa- Thank you for reviewing!! I can't remember what your new name is... I am glad you find it funny!!! I am not sure if I can make it funnier, but I'll try!

Lexial147- Thank you for reviewing!! I am saying the same thing over and over and over again! Sorry I didn't update on Sunday. You probably won't read this until the middle of this week or something...

YojimbosBlade- Yay! You think it's funnier! I'll try and make it even more by the stupid plot twist I am trying to do. It might not fit in with the rest of the game though...

Takure2004- I didn't listen to the sphere grid and accidentally talked to the man FIVE TIMES!!! It annoyed me... Maybe you could buy Final Fantasy (if you haven't decided yet) and play it until you get enough money for the bike thing? I don't yet know what level you're on!! You're probably miles away from me. I am still on the third time fighting Seymour.

Chapter 3- Wakka's Bad Hair Day

Tidus looked around worriedly. He was about to walk away until he heard Wakka call for him. Tidus took deep breaths and looked over the edge. He didn't know whether he should cry or laugh. Wakka's strange sticky up hair do was sliding down the back of his head and landed in the water with a 'plop'. The rest of his hair fell off. Wakka, luckily for Tidus, hadn't noticed that he was bald and swam away. Tidus grabbed the edge of the cliff and carefully lowered himself down. Hugging the cliff face, he side stepped along the small ledge, ignoring the strange looks given to him by the bald Wakka. He hoped that there weren't any mirrors in the village.

Wakka had given up on waiting for Tidus and swam faster. He swam and swam and swam and got attacked be piranhas! A large shoal of them was swimming towards them. They spotted him and charged at him. "TIDUS! HELP WILL YA?!" He screamed. Tidus didn't hear him because he was listening to his walkman as he was shuffling along the bank. "Uh oh..." Wakka muttered as the piranhas got closer.

Tidus was nearly at the bank he was supposed to get to. He didn't know how he knew that was the place. He jumped onto the bank, turned off his walkman and looked around for Wakka. Wakka wasn't there. Tidus shrugged and walked off, leaving Wakka to be eaten alive by angry piranhas.

Meanwhile, Wakka was swimming away from the piranhas which were fighting over Wakka's pants that were left behind (I like ruining peoples pants!). Wakka climbed out of the water and was about to brush his hair until, his head felt strangely smooth like a baby's bottom. He enjoyed the feel and then realised, that that was his hair. He slapped his head, wondering why there was no hair. He screamed. He picked up a nearby bush and placed it on his bald head. He walked up to the village.

Tidus was walking along a road and whistling. Suddenly, two black creatures lunged out at him. One of them yelled "there are fiends on the road today!" Tidus cried. He curled up into a ball. They both edged away. Tidus rubbed his eyes and continued to merrily trot along the road.

Wakka was stomping down the road until two men started walking towards him. He looked around and spotted a tree with a large hole in its trunk. He stuffed his head through it. The two men walked up to him. "Wakka! What are you doing!?" They asked.

"Collecting squirrels, ya?" Wakka grunted.

"What question are you asking us?" The tall one asked.

"Nothing, ya?"

"What point are you trying to get at with your nakedness?" He replied, noticing Wakka's bare behind.

"Huh, ya?"

"STOP QUESTIONING US!!" He yelled. He kicked Wakka's bare ass and rammed his bald head further up the tree.

"Help, ya?" Wakka asked to no one in particular.

Tidus had finally reached the village. Hooray!! He walked around in circles which made everyone stare at him. He looked at each of the houses in turn, seeing which one looked the most interesting. A blueish house which looked liked it wanted to give him a hug. He walked into it. Two men in bright purple dress walked over and saluted.

"We are the crusaders!" One said.

"What are the crusaders?" Tidus asked.

"We fight Sin!! You have to be pretty thick to not know that."

Tidus cried again.

"OH!! I am sorry!"

Tidus shut up. "What is a Sin?" He asked, forgetting the big hovering monstrosity in Zanarkand.

"Sin is a massive monster that turns whatever it touches into a hat."

"Well... uh... that is... strange... yeah...hmm..."

"Penny for your thoughts?"

"Well... Wakka said Zanarkand was destroyed... so does that mean that ZANARKAND WAS TURNED INTO A HAT!!!?"

"Uh... yes it does..."

"THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!! SIN WAS MEANT TO DESTROY ZANARKAND AND KILIKA AND WHAT EVER OTHER PLACE I HAVE MISSED OUT!! NOT TO TURN THEM INTO A BLOODY HAT!!!"

"Well... Zanarkand does make a pretty Mexican hat... Kilika hasn't been destroyed yet!!! Are you a prophet?"

"Yes!! I am the almighty 1000 year old Ti-"

"SHH!! You must never give your name. The great cosmic commanders name you and get displeased if they hear what you name yourself. Before you ask, I have been given permission to use the name the almighty cosmic commanders have bestowed upon me. Remember; never give your name to anyone. If they get displeased, they will ELIMINATE YOU!!"

"Oh yeah. I forgot. Well, I am the almighty 1000 year old man prophet!! I can tell you what will happen in life!!" Several villagers bowed down to the might of Tidus and begun kissing his feet. "I could get used to this..."

Unknown to everyone else, an enraged, bald, naked Wakka was staggering into Besaid village...

Amanda dragon- I know that may have been slightly crap, but the next one shall be about the cloister of trials!! Don't flame!! Please review!!