Amanda dragon- Hullo people!! School took up all of my time so I found it hard to heave myself to the computer. I had a bash at an IQ test and my score was 118!!! I can't respond to the reviews because I don't have time because of all the homework I have to do –-; anyways, whoever reviewed THANKYOU!!! And some people put me on their favourites list..... I wonder if it was for this story.... ANYWAYS, I am eating a banana so you can see where the inspiration came from.
Chapter 5- The Stupid Cloister of Trials
Wakka stumbled into the village, with a barrel covering his uh... things and a large bush on his head which looked like a wild, green afro. Several towns people tutted at Wakka and covered their children's eyes. He looked around and saw a massive crowd hustling around one person. He staggered over to the crowd and shoved everyone out the way... well, not really. Everyone moved aside in fear. I know YOU would. So would I...
He stormed over to Tidus who was wearing expensive jewellery, a huge crown and posh platform shoes. Everyone was kissing the hem of his robes. Wakka growled and grabbed his ear. Everyone gasped and stepped back. Several guards appeared. Wakka searched frantically for something of use. He then spotted a banana sticking out of a lady's shopping bag. He grabbed it and held it up to Tidus' head, using him as a hostage.
"DON'T MOVE OR THE BOY GETS IT, YA?!!!" Wakka screamed, long gone past the realm of sanity and deep into insanity. Tidus started crying like a new born baby. Wakka dragged him over to the temple and walked inside. The priests and other people that happened to be there froze at the sight of a hostage with a banana pointing at his head. Tidus was still crying about the fact that the banana would ruin his beautiful hairstyle and go all over his wonderful robes. Tidus cried even louder.
"Pray before you go and see lady Yuna with your new friend. You too banana boy." A man with a funny robe on said. Wakka then done a lot of back flips and cartwheels, with the barrel often showing Wakka's unpleasant parts which I won't even bother to describe. Tidus looked at him with confusion and performed the blitzball sign for victory. "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!! YOU DARE TO ANGER YEVON!! SHAME TO YOU!!!" The priest roared. Tidus screamed and ran up stairs into a room. Wakka ran after him. Then there was a big glyph thing in front of him. Wakka looked amused and sat down on the floor.
"I'll let you do the cloister of trials because I cannot be bothered to strain my incredibly smart brain, ya?" Wakka sneered. Tidus sighed and bent over to fasten the laces of his tall platforms. As he bent over, his bum knocked the glyph and a large image of a hotdog appeared on a wall near him. Tidus looked up and started drooling before the massive hot dog of all hot dogs. He longingly reached out and stroked it. The hotdog vanished. Tidus cried as the wall moved upwards. He took one step backwards and tripped and fell down the stairs. He could hear Wakka's outburst of laughter. He growled and walked forewords. A small shiny orb was sitting in a pedestal.
"OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooohh. SHINY MARBLE!!" Tidus yelled and skipped over to it. The pedestal talked to him.
"A purple orb is a destruction sphere. You can only carry ONE of them. A blue orb is a Besaid sphere. You can only carry ONE of them. Do I make myself clear? One and only one orb can be carried. Not two, not three, not seventy five but ONE! Also a glyph sphere is green and ... surprise surprise... you can only carry ONE AND ONLY ONE!!! YES YOU FREAK!! ONE ORB!! NOT ONE ORB PER HAND!! ONE ORB PER PERSON!! Get it? One orb, that's it. Read my dusty, rocky lips, no more than one orb." It explained.
"Yeah I get it. One orb. I am not that dumb..." Tidus replied. He grabbed the orb and stuffed it into the door. The door creaked open and he walked through into a narrow corridor. He snatched the orb back and headed down the corridor. He walked all the way down and came to a dead end. He roared in frustration and punched the wall... well... slapped it. The glyphs on the wall vanished and he heard a rumble. He shrugged and headed back up. He looked around and spotted a vanishing wall. He looked shocked like a cheated monkey and walked inside. There were purple shiny thing on the wall and an orb. He remembered the pedestal's warning. He shook his head and grabbed the orb. DUN DUN DUN!! HE HAD TWO ORBS!! There was a loud roar. Tidus burst into tears and fled the room. Wakka was walking down the corridor and then he had a looked of horror on his face as he saw Tidus' two orbs.
"QUICK!! PUT IT IN THAT!!" He snapped pointing at a pedestal. Tidus chucked it and it magically landed on it. The wall vanished. He stumbled because Wakka stuck his foot out and fell into the pedestal. It went skidding away and vanished. "Uh... Now what?" Wakka asked. Tidus shrugged and walked up to a shiny switch and stomped on it. A lift appeared.
Amanda dragon- Sorry I have to go so early. I have history and maths homework!!! Gotta go!! Please review!! Reviews are nice!!