Amanda dragon- I am very sorry for the wait. Please forgive me!! School is chucking lots of homework at me and then the internet broke down and then we got it fixed and then my email broke. I got lost on Mount Gagazet and spent days trying to find Seymour again, and found that I was back at the beginning. Then I caught the flu. That is my luck.

Bob- HA!

Amanda dragon- Why do people have random conversations with imaginary people?

Bob- I am not imaginary!

Chapter 6- The Meeting of the Almighty Yuna

Wakka walked onto the lift, still looking scary with the massive bush on his head. Tidus sheepishly followed and stepped onto the lift. It suddenly jerked upwards, nearly knocking poor Tidus off it. He cried as he clung onto Wakka in fear. Wakka was disgusted and pulled a long stick out of his substitute hair and prodded Tidus away.

Tidus sniffled and pulled puppy dog eyes as the lift stopped. Wakka walked in the door in front of them. Tidus followed and gave death glares to everyone in the room.

"We shall wait for lady Yuna, ya?" Wakka said. Tidus vowed to pull that bush off his head and burn it if he said 'ya' again in his presence. He began to examine everyone in the room. One of them was a large blue lion thing. Tidus, being really dumb and all, thought it was a kitty for some strange, obscure reason that shall only be known to him. He skipped over to it and hugged it. The 'kitty' punched him in the face and walked over to a lady. Tidus cried again, but ceased as he caught sight of the lady, love at first sight as I call it. She had big.... Things and Tidus's first reaction was that she had stuffed melons down her top. He rudely stared at her melons and then was slapped, with such strength, that she went sailing across the room.

"I forgot to tell you, she has a short fuse, ya?" Wakka sneered. Tidus cracked. He screamed like a rabid ape and leapt on top of Wakka, trying to rip his head from his body. Unfortunately, Tidus didn't have the strength to decapitate him, she he went for simpler, more deadlier things, like, holding him in a foot lock and tickling his feet. As he did so, the stench overpowered him so he sat in the darkest corner of the room and hissed at anyone who looked at him.

An eternity later, a lady staggered into the room, clutching a staff. "I... have become... a summoner..." she said as she fell face first onto the floor.

"THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!" The stage manager roared, slapping Auron with a handful of sheets.

"I am not the stage manager!! You are!!!" Auron screamed. The stage manager looked at the badge on his shirt and it said "STAGE MANAGER".

"I see..." he growled. He was bored about the fact that Kimahari (is that how you spell it?) Wasn't paying any attention and didn't catch Yuna.

"Can't we just skip to the part when Tidus cries about Yuna dying and all?" Auron impatiently questioned.

"We'll get to that part when it comes... if it comes. How do we know if Tidus will fall in love? He's already in love with Lulu! Maybe we can kill off her and...." The stage manager said, engrossed in thought about the fate of Lulu.

"We can also..." Auron began, and whispered it into the stage manager's ear. The plan was perfect! Nothing was perfecter! So perfect was this plan, that the stage manager claimed the plan as his own and dismissed Auron. He began to laugh evilly. (Amanda dragon- All together now!! 1...2...3... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD)

No one bothered to help Yuna up. Even though they were her guardians, they didn't raise a finger.

"NO MORTY DON'T DO IT!!" Tidus screamed, while reading his nook called 'Stuff' by Bob Tommy (also known as the dreaded stage manager). Everyone gave him strange looks. Tidus didn't notice a thing so he continued to read and shout out random things.

Eventually, Yuna got up and wiped the sweat from her forehead. Everyone else had set up a campfire in the middle of the room. She snarled and stomped up to them. She grabbed the book out of Tidus' hand and chucked it into the fire. Tidus, as we all know, cries when anything happens to him. I'll leave a space for you to put in the right word. You all know what it is! Tidus (insert word here) his eyes out and grabbed the book out of the fire, which, fortunately for him, was fireproof. He shut up and continued reading it. "WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME UP THERE!!? I COULD HAVE DIED AND YOU GUYS WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED!!" Yuna screamed.

"Hullo!! Who are you?" Tidus asked, not looking away from his book.

"You don't know who I am!!? I am YUNA!! SUPREME SUMMONER OF SPIRA!!" Yuna bellowed.

"That's nice Yone, I am-" Tidus started to say but was interrupted by

"SHADDAP!! You got my name wrong!! You must never give your name. The great cosmic commanders name you and get displeased if they hear what you name yourself. Before you ask, I have been given permission to use the name the almighty cosmic commanders have bestowed upon me. Remember; never give your name to anyone. If they get displeased, they will ELIMINATE YOU!!" Yuna screamed.

"That's nice." Tidus said.

"Anyways, lets all go outside so I can show off my amazing abilities." She said. There was a groan of approval and they walked out of the door.

As if by magic, they suddenly appeared outside and were greeted by a mob of villagers. As the others sat down to watch the magic show, Yuna started break dancing at the village centre. Before anyone could ask, a huge bird swooped down; causing the villagers to think there was an alien invasion. People screamed and houses were burnt down. Yuna blushed and dismissed Valefor. She didn't like the name. It didn't have the magical touch. She enquired her happy chappy guardians and they all stood up, shouting out names.

Amanda dragon- Hello!! I truly doubt that you will have to wait that long for one of my silly chapters. I was busy. Anyways, please read and review and stuff!!