Amanda dragon- Sorry this hasn't been updated for ages!! My internet server broke down so I couldn't do anything except wait!! I am now just outside Zanarkand in my file!! YAY!!

Harkat2004- Thank you for reviewing every single one of my chapters!! You're so generous!! And don't forget, I know who you are!

Lexial147- You did not waste your time on that boy with the dragon book!! That was the boy's fault! Have you read that book 'Stuff' by Bob Tommy? I am using your 'Yuna with delicate ears' thing!! It is so funny!

Takura2004- People- ALIEN INVASION!!! Thank you for reviewing!! And of course I will continue!! I've got the rest of the game to do...

A big thank you to anyone else whose name I could not remember!!

Chapter 7- Tidus's 'Scary' Dream

"NAME IT JOE, YA?!!" Wakka screamed.

"NO!! NAME IT BOB!!" Tidus screamed.

"NAME IT LULU THE SECOND!!" Lulu screeched.

"SHUSH!! ALL THIS NOISE IS HURTING MY DELICATE EARS!!" Yuna roared that loud that trees were knocked over and houses were blown away. Everybody stood in silence.

"Good, talk quietly so my ever so fragile ears won't blow up." She whispered.

"Is the party over yet? I want to go to sleep..." Tidus moaned.

"Yuna, since I am the smart one, why have you changed personalities? I am, like, so smart to pick this out!" Lulu sneered.

"I have changed personalities?! I have always acted like this!" Yuna yelped. Everyone shrugged. Most of the townspeople had fled the island because of the 'alien invasion', which only left the happy chappies on the island.

"I'm going to bed." Tidus groaned. With that, he walked up to a deformed house with a blue cloth over it and went inside. He lay on the bed and went to sleep...

"Tidus is a lazy boy, ya?" Wakka said.

"Your ability to state the obvious never seizes to amaze me." Lulu said while setting a few plants on fire.

"CRUELTY TO PLANTS!!" Yuna yelled.

"Your supposed to have delicate ears, ya?" Wakka snapped.

"I am? Oh... hush people. My delicate ears are hurting..." She whispered.

"I suggest that we all go to bed as the author is bribing me with chocolate to say that." Lulu said, snatching the chocolate out of Amanda's (me!) hands.

"We have nothing better to do, ya?" Wakka coughed. Everyone grimly agreed and crept into the deformed house. After they had eventually lain in bed, they went to sleep... all except Yuna.

"MY EARS!! ALL THIS SNORING IS TURNING MY DELICATE EARS INTO MUSH!!" She screamed in torment.

Unfortunately, everyone else there were heavy sleepers and they did not hear Yuna's pathetic whining.

Tidus was having a dream... a scary dream. A dream about him standing on a harbour place... Scary isn't it? He was walking around until he came to a beach. Yuna was standing there, looking at him. Tidus walked up to her.

"Keep quiet, my delicate ears say so." She snapped.

"Uhh... ok?" he whispered.

"WHAT!!? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!?" Yuna yelled.

"And you're talking about me keeping quiet..." Tidus thought.

"I am going to Zanarkand with you!!" She said.

"Oh no you're not!" Tidus gulped, on the verge of tears.

"HEY!!" Someone yelled. It was Rikku. "You said you were going to Zanarkand with me!!"

"N-n-no I d-didn't!" Tidus stammered, tears streaming down his face.

"You said you were going with me!!" Yuna yelled, forgetting all about her 'delicate ears'.

"He is going with me you hag!" Rikku shouted.

"He's going with me and that's that you freak!" Yuna roared.

"Who would want to go with a witch like you?!"

"I don't see why he would want to go with a monster like you!"

"Ladies!" Someone butted in. Unluckily for Tidus, it was Jecht! "There is no reason for you to fight!"

Tidus sobbed away, waterfall of tears cascading down his face.

"Hey look!! Tidus is crying like a baby, which he is!!" Jecht sneered.

"I AM NOT CRYING!!" Tidus cried, while... er... crying.

"You are!" Rikku laughed.

"Tidus is a cry-baby!! Tidus is a cry-baby!! Tidus is a cry-baby!! Tidus is a cry-baby!! Tidus is a cry-baby!!" Jecht chanted.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tidus screamed while everything went swirly.

Tidus jumped up, wide awake, bathed in a pool of sweat. He heard two people talking quietly. He slipped over to the door, which was made of cloth. He opened it slightly and saw Wakka and Lulu talking. Confident that they would not see him, Tidus stepped outside and sat in front of them, eating popcorn.

"Why is this little twerp sitting in front of us?" Lulu asked.

"He thinks we can't see him, ya?" Wakka whispered.

"I think we should just continue our conversation." Lulu said.

"Poor Chappu! He was so young, so innocent... Did you know that Tidus is from Zanarkand? Maybe Chappu was sent to Zanarkand, ya?"

"NO! Chappu wouldn't! He was eaten by Sin you fool!"

"Maybe he's alive, ya?"

"NO!! Chappu is a hat and shall always be a hat!!" Lulu yelled, throwing a baseball cap at him.

"Poor Chappu, ya?" Wakka said, stroking the hat.

Tidus sat up, thinking that the show was boring. He booed and chucked the empty popcorn packet at Wakka. Wakka shrugged and walked off.

Tidus then went into the deformed house and slept like the restless dead.

Amanda dragon- How do you like it? A bit scary huh? Anyways, please review! I don't think I'll be able to do a Halloween special (its Halloween hear, so I may as well celebrate it in fan fictions!). Review please? Thank you for reading!