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Chapter 8- When Stage Managers Go Insane

Tidus groaned and rubbed his eyes. As his vision focused, he caught sight of a hideous monstrosity standing over him.

"Wakey wakey Tidus!!" Yuna yelled jumping on him. Tidus screamed like a pansy and ran out of the deformed house that I recon was built by a group of chimpanzees.

"Yuna's found the hidden supply of sugar, ya?" Wakka groaned.

"You always state the obvious Wakka, so shut up." Lulu growled.

"Well at least I don't carry dollies around, ya?" Wakka snapped.

"Well at least I have hair!" Lulu screeched and slapped Wakka.

Meanwhile, Yuna was chasing poor Tidus around the village centre. "I am coming to Zanarkand!! I am coming to Zanarkand!" She sang.

"NO YOU ARE NOT!!" Tidus cried, running to the ferry.

"HEY YOU STUPID BOY!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY WITH THE GROUP!!" The stage manager roared at Tidus who was now boarding the ferry. Unfortunately, Tidus didn't hear the stage manager and went inside the boat, to be chased around by some ladies.

"Calm down, it will just make it funnier to watch the others try to fight without him." Auron said, while reading the script.

"One thing makes me mad! That one thing is when my actors don't have a copy of the script!!" The stage manager yelled, massaging his temples.

"They aren't your actors… they aren't actors at all."

"SHUT UP!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT IS GOING ON OR NOT!! I AM GOING DOWN THERE TO BEAT THEM ALL UP WITH MY MIGHTY VALEFOR!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The stage manager screamed, partially insane.

"You are not following the script…" Auron said, reading over the script.

"I AM THE STAGE MANAGER!! I RULE ALL!! MWAHAHAHA!!" The stage manager screamed, flying away on his Valefor. Auron sweat dropped and made his way to Luca.

Back to Yuna…

Yuna felt deprived. Tidus ran away. Maybe to get some flowers for me! Yuna thought. She happily danced up to Wakka, who ignored her. Yuna frowned and casted her most deadly spell, the deadliest spell of all. She casted……….. CURE!!! (Thunder clashes!!)

"Thankya Lady Yuna. I had a small splinter, ya?" he grunted.

Suddenly, Tidus appeared out of nowhere, shaking in fear. "What happened to you, ya?" Wakka asked.

"I got onto the boat and there were all these ladies and they wanted to hug me and said that I was cute and then they stole my necklace!! It was horrible!! My fickle baby necklace, stole by them… them FIENDS!!" Tidus spat, before bursting into tears. Funnily enough, no one was listening and they were walking to the ferry.

10 minutes and 27 and a half seconds later…

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Tidus continuously chanted, driving everyone crazy. All

Except Yuna who was pulling petals off a daisy, saying "he loves me, he loves me not."

Suddenly, the mad stage manager zoomed in on his Valefor!! (dun dun!!)

"You… you actors!! YOU AREN'T FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT!!"

"Are we actors?" Tidus asked.

"Yes!" The stage manager snapped.

"YIPEE!! I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!! I'M FAMOUS!!" Tidus screamed.

"Is he feeling ok, ya?" Wakka asked Lulu. Lulu shrugged.

"But first, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU ALL UP!! MWAHAHAHA!!" The stage manager screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!" Yuna screamed, making the glass shatter.

The stage manager summoned Valefor, and it ate Yuna.

"THAT'S NOT IN THE GAME!!" Auron roared.

"THIS IS A GAME?!!" Everyone yelled in unison.

"IT'S A MOVIE!!" the stage manager roared.

Wakka drew out a big blue sword, and thumped Valefor over the head, knocking it out.

"YOU FOOL! GIVE THAT SWORD TO TIDUS!" The stage manager screamed.

"No. It's mine, ya?" Wakka spat.

"I want a weapon!!" Tidus wailed while crying his eyes out.

"Stage manager dude. You're not following the script." Auron grunted.

"NOOO!" He cried before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Auron remembered that he had to attend an opera in Luca, and walked away.

"I am glad that's over with." Lulu groaned.

"Ya." Wakka said.

"Can we go to the ferry now? I am starting to think that we have missed it." Lulu stated.

Unfortunately, no one was listening and they all were trying to wrestle Yuna off Tidus.

Amanda dragon- Will they ever reach the ferry? Will it actually be there?

Find out in the next chapter.

Bob- that sucked.

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