Amanda- Sorry this is taking soooo long!! I can't get on the computer!! Life is too busy! I also had to delete it and rewrite it because my computer duffed it up!! How unfair…

Chapter 9- The Ferry Finally Arrives!

Lulu gave death glares to everyone that came near her. They had missed the ferry, but no one really cared. A random villager happened to innocently walk past. "YOU!!" Lulu roared. The villager froze with fear.

"WHEN IS THE NEXT FERRY?!" She snarled.

"Tomorrow, though the captain did mention something about being attacked by Sin and-" the villager started but was rudely interrupted by the stage manager appearing out of nowhere and pushing him in the water, before vanishing.

"No ferry until tomorrow, ya?" Wakka said.

The next day…

Everybody was standing glumly at the harbour, low on caffeine (a/n Gasp!) and in very bad mood, all except Yuna who was annoying Tidus with love poems.

"I love you,

Because I love you!" She recited.

"That's not a poem. It doesn't rhyme. I don't like it." Tidus growled, dreaming of a caffeine high drink.

"Thank you! That's so sweet!" Yuna said. The ferry then arrived! Hurrah! It sailed into the harbour! Yipee! It then sailed away…

"Have we just missed the ferry again!?" Lulu yelled.

"It seems so, ya." Wakka sighed. The author then made the boat turn around and come back, to save the hassle of waiting for another ferry destined to be attacked by Sin, and one of Yuna's dreadful poems. They clambered on the boat.

"I don't like boats…" Tidus moaned.

"Tickets!!" A man in a strange robe thing shouted. "Do we need tickets?" Tidus asked Kimhari. (a/n is that how you spell it?) The big cat, liony thing gave him the silent treatment.

"I don't think we have bought any tickets, ya." Wakka said.

"If you don't have any tickets you are not coming onto the boat." The man snapped.

"DO YOU DARE STOP ME AND MY HUNNY HUN FROM GOING ON THIS BOAT!!!?" Yuna roared. "YOU SHALL FEEL ONLY PAIN!!! A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PAIN!! A CENTURY SPENT WITHERING IN AGONY!!! FACE THE ULTIMATE ATTACK- CURE!!!" Yuna roared casting her 'deadly' spell- cure.

"Look girl. You are not going to get on this boat by healing me. You must-" The ticket man began, but was rudely pushed into the water by the stage manager, who obviously wanted them to get eaten by Sin.

They were now on the boat. The boat started sailing. It was a pretty boat. There were lots of people on the boat. And an insane captain who was steering the boat. Did you know that you can sail boats? Boats float! (a/n I put 'boat' in every sentence!! MWAHAHAHAHABOATHAHAHAHAH!!)

"By the way, where does this boat go?" Tidus asked.

"I don't know. It was in the script." Lulu said.

"Dood, ya!" Wakka said for no apparent reason.

"I'm going to ask the captain…" Tidus said, walking off in any random direction.

"I'm coming with you Tiddy-kins!" Yuna screeched. They walked along the boat. The wooden flooring moaned as they walked across it. They quickly reached the captain's headquarters. They creaked open the door. A thin streak of light penetrated the darkness that occupied the room. Dust shone in the light, fascinating Tidus (a/n and me!). He saw a figure bent over something. It slowly turned around and…….

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I like suspense….

Suspense is funny!

Like cheese!

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It's not very suspenseful isn't it?

Maybe I should just get back to the story…

Yeah…

It slowly turned around and…………… TURNED ON THE LIGHT!!! (A/n GASP!!!!) Tidus cried like a two year old as he clutched his now sore eyes that had adjusted to the darkness. Yuna didn't notice. The thing didn't look like a shadow anymore. It now was a human, or at least resembled one. It wore a massive long cloak. It also had a big bushy beard that covered most if it's face. It had a wooden leg.

"Aargh!! The stage aargh manager hired me to aargh sail this ship! Aargh! So now I am aargh sailing this ship! Aargh!" The pirate person aarghed.

Tidus and Yuna backed away and pretended they didn't see anything. They walked onto the deck and noticed that everyone was running around and screaming.

Tidus, who was now crying again, grabbed a passing man. "What is happening!?" He asked.

"SIN!! I was just like standing there and Sin just, like, swam over and growled, and we just like, wet ourselves and ran away." He said. He then continued to run around like a headless chicken.

Then he saw Sin. It was miles away in the distance. You could hardly see it. You couldn't even tell if it was Sin or not. A lady with binoculars was standing beside him. He grabbed them and tried to focus on it. The Lulu passed. Tidus forgot about everything and zoomed in on the most private of places on her body. He didn't notice Lulu growl at him and raise her fist.

BIFFF!!!! BANG!! CRASH!!! KABOOM!!

Amanda dragon- The end of anther stupid chapter…. SUGAR GOOD SUGAR VERY GOOD!!!! Please Read and Review!! Pretty please?