Sword-chan- I had my next chapter all written out, but I accidentally deleted it… Whoops. .'' So I'm going to do a different fairy tale for this chapter… It's 'The Singing Bone' It's kinda short, but let's see how long I can extend it with my lovely authoress powers.
Kishuu- We're in trouble.
Sword-chan- :: nod ::
X.x.X- The Singing Bone -X.x.X
King (Sir Pai)- That wild boar is causing such trouble... It's ruining fields and killing cattle. Poor cow cows. :(
Adviser (Taruto)- Don't forget it's tearing the humans to pieces. Wait, isn't that good? o.O
Pai- ... um... maybe? WAIT! FAIRY TALE RULES! MUST RESTRAIN! Taruto, put up a notice. Whoever gets the boar marries my daughter, the princess.
Princess (Ichigo. Spoilt little... o.o)- Oh dear, not again. -.-
X...Elsewhere...X
Kishuu- :: sees notice :: OHEMGEE! I want to catch the boar and marry the princess!! .
Masaya- No, I'll marry her (They're brothers, just an F.Y.I. Pick who's hotter, smarter, and has better hair... :: blinkuu :: Hm, how hard is that? Sarcasm, there)!! Stupid brother! (A/N- Hee hee. My dog is twitching in his sleep. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Oh, dear, I woke him. o.o Now he's asleep again. Wuh-hoo)
Masaya- I'm the boldest, the bravest, AND I'm on the kendo team!
Kishuu- I'm... :: reads script :: I'm not innocent, ignorant, and I don't think I'm that good at heart!! Whatever. I'm just plain better than you. And I'm hot! o Ladies love me.
Masaya- Feh. Your hair looks greasy and you're pale.
Kishuu- Well EXCUSE ME, you freakin' locked me in the basment as a child!
Masaya- ... You deserved it. o.o
Kishuu- :: kicks Masaya in shins and runs away ::
Masaya- Ow... Kay, fine, how about we enter on oppisite sides of the field. I'll go in the evening, and you'll go in the morning.
Kishuu- I'd say no and kill you with this convienently placed steak knife, but Sword-chan is threatening me with tranquilizers and fairy tale rules shan't let me. So I'll say yes.
Masaya- :: can't comprehend what Kishuu is saying, for he is stupid ::
X...Morning...X
Kishuu- :: walks short way when he sees this midgety dawrf thing ::
Midgety Dwarf Thing (Purin xD)- Hellllloooooooooo!!! :: makes her own echo :: Helllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Kishuu- I can freaking hear you.
Purin- I know, I just like echoes!!!
Kishuu- O.K, well, whatever. Just what are you here for?
Purin- I'm giving you a spear cause you're hot o But Taruto is the only one for me... o Anyways, get that boar so I can go and say I gave you the spear, meet up with Taruto and lovely things will happen.
Kishuu- ... O....K then... :: goes off to find the boar ::
X...A Few Hours Later...X
Boar (Zakuro in a suit)- I see a person...
Kishuu- I see the boar!
Zakuro- Must... run... :: runs straight at Kishuu ::
Kishuu- :: holds out spear and pierces the boars heart, but not really. o.o ::
Zakuro- :: blandly :: Oh, ow. :: fake faints ::
Kishuu- WHOO! :: slings boar over shoulder to tell king :: :: comes across his home ::
Masaya- Huzzah, hooha, I shall kill the boar! No one else but me can do it because I'm a big FAT AROGANT IDIOT WITH GREAT HAIR! :: sees brother :: :: is angry :: Come here, brother, and rest.
Kishuu- '.' He's cracked! Urm, o.k. :: goes to 'rest' ::
Masaya- Tell me how you got the boar.
And so Kishuu told him the whole story of the boar and such.
Masaya- Grr!! :: takes out steak knife and kills Kishuu ::
Fangirls- NOOOOO!!! :: lunge at Masaya angirly ::
Masaya- :: holds knife threatingenly ::
Sword-chan- :: amongst fangirls :: RUN! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN! PERFECT BOY SHOWS THE IDIOT HE IS! RUUNNNN!!!
Masaya- :: goes to bury brother under a bridge and takes boar to king ::
X...At The Castle...X
Pai- Whoa, the idiot did it! Hm, well, you can have my daughter's hand then. :: drags Ichigo out ::
Ichigo- Oh, fu... :: sigh :: Fine.
X...A Few Years Later...X
Random Peasant Guy- Zohemgee! There's a bone below the sand on the bridge! :: picks up really white bone ::
Bone- :: sings :: My brother slew me, and buried my bones-- ah, frick the song. My brother killed me and took the princes.
RPG (NOT Roleplay Game, RANDOM PEASANT GUY!)- Kewlio. :: takes bone to king, for reason I care not ::
X...Castle...X
Pai- ZOHEMGEE! :: turns to Masaya :: YOU SHALL BE LOCKED UP! HUZZAH! :: throws Masaya in the brig ::
Sword-chan- In the original the little brother Kishuu dies, but I already did that once Saiken, and won't do it again unless it's called for. SO I SHALL RESSURECT KISHUU!
Kishuu- :: comes back to life :: Yay!
Ichigo- YAY! Marry me?
Kishuu- WHOO!
Sword-chan- :: as priest or whatever their religion says or whatever :: You are now alien and neko shoujo. o Have fun.
X.x.X
Sword-chan- That was so short it's pathetic!
Kishuu- I married Ichigo! Again!
Sword-chan- Wuh-hoo!