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Rated R for a bit o' smut. Oh hell, I'll just say it loud and proud. Rated R for sexual situations! There ya go.
Disclaimer: gestures to her empty closet See? In no way do I own Harry Potter and company. u.u
Blame the Weasleys
Chapter One
It was a late December evening and not a soul stirred in Gryffindor tower. That is, except for, two scheming vixens named Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil. One of the two was bent overa bit of parchment, scribbling madly.
Parvati hastily put a fake signature at the bottom of the letter and put down her quill. "Done!"
Lavender grabbed the letter up and read it over. "Perfect!" The blonde grabbed her wand and muttered "Duplio times ten!"
Ten exact replicas of the invitation lay in front of the girls.
"Now all we need to do is send them!"
The girls wasted no time as they made they were to the Owlery, being careful to avoid Filch.
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For five long days Parvati and Lavender had been deprived of boys. Many students had decided to go home for the holiday vacation, leaving the two best friends with the little gossip they were able to hear before almost the entire school had vacated. Pretty soon even gossiping turned boring.
"Did I tell you about?..." asked Lavender.
"Yes, five times already."
"Really? About Marietta's?.." Lavender persisted, wanting to make sure.
"New haircut? Yes." Parvati answered dully.
"Hmm...Well, should we go check today's horoscope with Sybil?"
Parvati stared at her for a few seconds. "We just did ten minutes ago," she answered, her irritation growing.
"There has to be something we can do!" Lavender half wailed.
Parvati sat in the chair in the Gryffindor common room, her eyes slightly gazed over. A noise made Parvati snap out of her stupor. The portrait hole was opening up.
Drat. It was just Neville Longbottom.
She watched him hurry by ("Have you seen my toad?"). He was the only other student she'd seen in the last--she checked her watch--ten minutes. How excruciatingly boring she thought.
Parvati went back to daydreaming for another two minutes until to her surprise, the portrait hole swung open once again. Sitting up a little straighter she saw Fred and George Weasley step out. They looked around the common room and spotted the two girls sitting in the plush chintz chairs by the fire.
I bet they're up to something and having fun, she thought, they're always causing trouble. Parvati raised her eyebrows when the twins made their way over to them.
"Hello, girls," greeted Fred. George gave them a nod and sat down on chair opposite Lavender. There was an open chair next to George but Fred took it upon himself to sit on the edge of Parvati's chair.
"Hi Fred, Hi George," the girls echoed.
"What are you two up to?" Parvati asked, suspecting they were in need of somebody to try their newest experiment out on.
"Us? Nothing! Why do you ask?" Fred flashed her a brilliant smile that nearly made her blush.
Neville's toad nearly squirmed out of George's robe. Luckily, the girls didn't seem to notice.
Parvati raised her eyebrows at Fred.
"Have I ever told you how cute you are, Parvati?"
Parvati's mouth almost fell open and she could feel her cheeks turn pink. Lavender's mouth hung wide open. George just yawned.
"No," Parvati breathed.
Fred put his hand on her shoulder. "Well, I should have said it sooner!" Fred winked at her and gave her shoulder a squeeze. Now, I was just wondering, could you try out this new candy George and I made?"
Parvati stared at him for a few seconds, making Fred feel uneasy. Suddenly she gave him a small smile and curled a finger at him, beckoning him closer.
Fred leaned his head towards hers.
She put her hand on his thigh, flashed him a shy smile and said "Anything for you Fred!"
Lavender's mouth hung open even wider. George blinked. Fred grinned like a Cheshire cat.
And with that, Parvati pushed Fred off the edge of the chair.
Lavender and George looked at the sprawled out Fred on the floor and burst into laughter.
Parvati huffed and leaned back in her chair. Lavender could have sworn she saw the edges of Parvati's lip twitch as if she were trying not to smile.
"Serves you right, mate!" George told him, still laughing.
The raucous must have scared Neville's toad because right then Trevor squirmed out of Fred's robe and leapt up into the chair Parvati was sitting in.
Parvati shrieked, and froze, hands clutching the sides of the chair, barely daring to breathe. Trevor the toad was clutching onto the front of the Parvati's robes and was croaking happily.
Fred picked himself off of the floor and laughed.
"I. Don't. Like. Frogs." Parvati whispered, her eyes showing her terror.
Fred rolled his eyes. "I'm not trying to snog you or anything, but here," he reached forward and plucked Trevor gently off of her. "And this is a toad, by the way."
Parvati immediately flew off of her chair and squeezed herself beside Lavender and clutched onto her, eyeing the toad fearfully. Lavender glared at Fred and onto her poor friend, although she was careful not to let the front of Parvati's robes touch hers in fear of toad slime.
"Oh, c'mon now. Toads aren't that bad," Fred held Trevor the toad up mere feet away from Parvati's face.
She shrieked. "Frogs are disgusting!"
"It's a toad," corrected Fred and George at the same time.
"Whatever! You're horrible! First you try to woo me into testing one of your new creations and then you make that TOAD molest me! And hey! Isn't that Neville's?"
"No," Fred and George said at the same time, a little too quickly. Fred stuffed the squirming Trevor back into his robes ("Yuck!" said Lavender).
Parvati's eyes narrowed. "What do you want with Neville's fr--toad?"
"Nothing."
"Tell me or else I'll get McGonagall!"
"Now, Parvati," started George.
"I'll tell you something else if you keep quiet about Neville's toad," cut in Fred.
"Like what?" Parvati raised her eyebrows in disbelief.
"Do you want to know the password for the Headboy's bathroom?" asked Fred coolly.
Parvati tried to hide her excitement. Lavender, on the other hand, shouted "YES!"
They all looked at her until she coughed and appeared to be fascinated by the ceiling.
Parvati had heard about the Headboys'/girls' bathroom. That wonderful, glorious bathroom.
"I'll take that as a yes. The password is rinky dinks. It's on the fifth floor--Muggle Studies. Second portrait from the left."
Parvati looked as if she could kiss Fred.
Lavender was nowhere in sight.
Parvati was still staring at Fred in that awe-struck way.
Fred raised an eyebrow.
George sneezed.
Parvati leaped up from the chair, flung herself at Fred, and kissed him on the cheek three times.
And then like Lavender, she bolted out of the Gryffindor common room.
Fred stared for a few seconds and then grinned from ear to ear. "Girls."
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That's the end of the chapter for today. And again, this story will focus mainly on Hermione, the twins, and Parvati. (I think Parvati is adorable!) This is just the prologue. Also, reviews play a big part in motivating me to write. . Ta!
Maddy