Soapy Chaos

"Hold still, it's not like I'm eating away at your thick skull"

"But you are at my hair, must I repeat I want just a tiny trim, tiny as in mini, small, diminutive, minute"

"I'm not a total idiot you know!"

"Yeah well you act like it"

"Oh you're paying big for that!"

"What are you going to do?"

Kiera muttered something and continued cutting Marik's hair.

"There all done!"

"Gimme the mirror" He said fidgeting madly in his seat.

"Alright alright, hold your horses" Kiera said handing him the mirror.

Marik's eyes widened, getting all puffy and red. "Wh-what have you done?!" He whimpered softly.

"Oh don't you just love it?"

"I'm bald with a clump of hair on my right side… My beautiful hair" he cried.

"Oh don't be such a baby, it fits you!"

"Fits me how?" He asked.

"Well it's lumpy, demented, and deranged!" She cheered.

"What?! I'm LUMPY? Waaaaaaaaaah"

"Oh stop crying" she said patting him on the back so hard he fell out of the chair. "Look now you have an excuse to wear your Red Sox ball cap, AND you don't have to waste all that money on hair dye, hair spray, and gel!"

"I don't use hair spray, and for heaven's sake woman I DON'T DYE MY HAIR"

"Ha, you are such a liar" she laughed walking out of the room.

"This is just peachy… My rare hunter's are still recovering from the over dose of chloroform, my room is purple and red, I have no hair and she called me LUMPY!!!"

Kiera jogged down the hall. "Marik's so cute when he's angry" Odion stopped her dead in her tracks.

"You are to do Master Marik's laundry"

"I don't wanna!!!"

Several Rare-hunters stood near by sniggering the whole time.

"No I don't wanna"

"Don't make me please"

"Oh I'm such a whore" They mocked in girlish tones.

Kiera stuck her tongue out and flicked them off.

"Follow me" Odion said making his way down the corridor and into a room with lined with four washers and dryers.

"Do it!!!" Odion snapped dropping a pile of clothes in her arms. He then departed.

"Do it!" She mocked shoving the clothes in the washer. "Now let's see, one cup of soap… two cups… one more for love, oh how 'bout the whole thing!" She said cheerfully dumping the whole box of Clorox in. "Kiera's got the magic of, Clorox!" she sang while the washer churned.

"I think I might make myself some tea while the washer's washing" she mumbled leaving the room.

She made her way up to the kitchen setting a kettle on the burner.

That's better, and when the laundry's done I'll have everything ready to go and finally I can take a rest She thought to herself.

She suddenly began to hear distress calls in the background.

"Help!!!"

"Master Marik come quick!"

"What do we do?"

Kiera to the rescue! Oh boy, wonder what kind of promotion I'll get when I save everybody from a man eating dragon! She thought as she went to go investigate. She peeked her head down the corridor to see it filled with white bubbles, random Rare-hunters floating in it.

"I wonder if I used to much soap…. Nah"

"What's going on?!" Marik shouted running down the hall, his head rapped in a sheet. Kiera assumed he wanted it to look like a turban, but instead it looked like someone had thrown a blanket on top of his head.

"Soap!" gagged a Rare-hunter as he tried to stay afloat.

"Soap? Where'd soap come from?" he mumbled quite puzzled.

Odion rushed up. "Master what's happened?" he asked franticly.

"Soap… it's soap bubbles, but what from?"

"I did some laundry today" Kiera piped up.

"How many cups did you put in?" asked Odion.

"I didn't put multiple cups in, I used the whole box of Clorox, so Master's Clothes would be extra clean. I guess I owed him at least a clean pair of clothes since I did this-" she said ripping off his turban.

"Ack" screamed Marik trying franticly to hide his baldness with his arms.

The corridor shook with laughter.

Marik sniffled making a sad embarrassed face.

"Don't worry Marik! They're not laughing with you they're laughing at you!" Kiera said brightly.

Odion interrupted the laughter with his booming voice. "Come on men let's get this place cleaned up!!!"

All the Rare-hunters nodded and got immediately to work. But suddenly the fire alarm came on and the sprinklers went to full blast, doubling the outrageous amount of bubbles.

"Fire?! Where's the fire?!" asked Marik wrapping up his head with a now soaked sheet so his turban was sunk to one side.

"Oh goodness the tea! Follow me!" She cried running quickly towards the kitchen.

The fire had completely engulfed the oven in flames.

"Here!" shouted a Rare-hunter throwing Marik a fire extinguisher.

"Thanks!"

"No let me please, it's my fault!" Kiera said pulling the extinguisher away from Marik. She pulled out the pin carelessly aiming for the fire and let it rip.

"I AM NOT THE FIRE! AIM OVER THERE!" Marik screamed, now covered in white foam.

"Uh sorry" she said extinguishing the fire with ease.

Marik took his hand and wiped his face clean.

"I'm getting a bath. You clean up the main hall Odion, and do not disturb me!" he snarled through gritted teeth.

Odion nodded as he left. "Go to your quarters Miss Kiera"

"But I wanna help!"

"NO!"

"Fine" Kiera hissed stomping off to her room.

----------One Hour Later----------

"That menacing bitch…" Marik mumbled slipping on his clothes "Oh is she going to be in trouble"

He stormed off to her room. Opening the door he opened his mouth to yell but noticed Kiera was sobbing on her bed. She looked up, tears still rolling down her face.

"I'm sorry, I never meant for all this to happen. I just- wanted to help that's all!" She bawled.

Marik looked horror struck. Oh great I came in here to yell at her and she's hysterical, what do I do?

Marik walked slowly over to her bed and sat down.

"I didn't mean to- I- I-" She cried, taking his shirt and blowing her nose on it.

Oh great and that's my favorite shirt He thought.

She then rapped her arms around him. "I sorry…"

Marik nodded and kissed her forehead. Kiera gave a feeble smile and sighed.

"I'm so horrible at anything I do… nothing works out right"

Marik couldn't help but agree but he didn't say anything. Kiera sat on his lap and relaxed her head against his chest.

Marik wiped a tear from her face, leaned down and locked lips with her. Kiera was quite surprised but kissed back.