Random Fluffy Marshmallows

Chapter Three: The Randomness

Author's Notes: A thanks to my reviewers! And here is my response to all of you! To let you know, this chapter goes nowhere in the fic… I just wanted to update soon with thanks. Next chapter a real chapter is up Tuesday I think… or Wednesday!

Holly: how did I come up with the dares? Let's just say I have an um… creative mind… and an evil one :D lol and Snape is just so easy to play with! Hehe

Kristala-Silverlight: thank yee! Here's the next chappie for ya!

Kat: I'll do my best to keep writing… just for you! ;)

Sandcastles-at-midnight: I read your fic and I greatly enjoyed it! Keep writing! I rather like Colin myself…

Inu Girl 1445: thanks for the reviews! REVIEWS APPRECIATED!!! Thanks for the comment on the title… I rather love it myself :D

Mysinisterblackrose: will Ginny do her dare? That's what this chapter is about dear heart! Hehe… or will I be evil and stretch it out a chappie longer?

Dwarfed Half Elf: thank you for the review! Love your name by the way!

Alex Vossen: Onward I march into Chapter Three!

Newrim: oohh thank yee… this one is kind of short too though, but I wanted to update before I go to NYC!

SailorHermy: I accept your dare! :D hehe

Dark Vampiresss: thanks for not thinking it awful… its semi pointless though.

Forensic Photographer711: Ah, no problem. As I say, two reviews is better than one!

Caryl: updating coming as long as you keep reviewing!

Kiss ma ass1: thank you very much! I hope I've kept you laughing!

And now we officially begin this short chapter!

Ginny took a deep breath, trying to cool her racing nerves. The trouble was about to begin.

"Let all hell break loose," thought Ginny savagely as she stood up determinedly from the Gryffindor table.

"Just put one foot in front of the other… and soon you'll be kissing a ferret…"

Voice 2 in Ginny's head says angrily, "Hey! Those aren't the lyrics! It's 'soon you'll be walking out the…'

Voice 1 in Ginny's head interrupted Voice 2. "NO stupid! I know those aren't the original lyrics, but I'm not walking out a door am I? Nooo… I'm walking towards Draco Malfoy to snog him senseless in front of the whole bloody school!"

Voice 3 in Ginny's head says eerily, "…whole bloody school…"

Voice 2 changes the subject. "Hey, I'm I; you are me!"

Voice 3 chuckles and says, "Looks like someone has ADHD…" A/N: not meant to hurt anyone's feelings; my best friend has ADHD

"Do not, do not! Ooohh llamas…" shouts Voice 2.

"You're not I, I am I! You are myself!" says Voice 1.

"Who, me?" asks Voice 3, obviously confused.

"NO, the llama behind you," says Voice 2 sarcastically. "Of course its you, you idiot! Jeez myself!"

Voice 1 says clarifyingly, "Okay, so I'm I, you are me, and YOU are myself. Everyone clear?"

Voice 2 says, "Yup, I'm me. Okeydayokay."

Voice 1 says, "You are me. I am I. Get it right you wanker!"

Voice 3 chides, "Such naught language! Pish tosh you all, myself is off to nowhere!"

Voice 1 (A.k.a. I) says "You do that then. I'm off to snog a gorgeously handsome, positively wonderful, drop-dead sexy…"

Voice 2 (A.k.a. me) interrupts. "Who are you, Colin? Next you'll be taking pictures and drooling…"

Voice 4 enters. "Heeeeeellooooooooooo..."

Voice 1 and Voice 2 exclaim at the same time, "Who are you?"

Voice 4 replies, "You."

Voice 3, back from nowhere says, "Yoo-hoo, haha, get it? Get it?"

Voice 1 says, "You are…?"

Voice 2 says, "Yes, who ARE you?"

Voice 3 says, "Yoo-hoo, the drink, get it?"

DEAR LORD SHUT UP! Roared Ginny inside her head. That was getting awfully confusing…

Voice 3 quickly says, "Get it?"

SHUT UP!

Voice 3 again says, "Oay-dokey says myself… off to nowhere…"

Ginny mentally glares.

"Again," says Voice 3.

And during that whole conversation, Ginny had only managed to take on step.

"It's going to take a whole lot of voices to get to Malfoy," thought Ginny, already imagining the headache and insanity.

"Oh God," Ginny whispered out loud. "I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT," she screamed as she ran out of the Great Hall.

Voice 1 says, "That was weird…"

Voice 2 says smugly, "Told ya it was walking out the door!"

Voice 1 says, "She ran."

Voice 2: did not

Voice 1: did too

Voice 2: did not

Voice 1: did too!

SHUT UP!

Then there was a long pause of silence.

Voice 3 than says, "It was more of a sprint really…"

Alrighty you guys, there it is, the completely pointless chapter! Next chapter WILL have some substance, I'm really sorry you guys! Love ya all, and I'll post again when I get back from New York!