Chapter 5: Of Tree houses and the Ex Oh God of Hangovers

Disclaimer: I still own Macaroon, Chin-Chin, Truffle, Tater, and Salem. But that's it.

A/N:

Bobette the Builder: You haven't read the Enchanted Forest Chronicles? (gasp) Shame on you! But thanks.

I'm not sure about your radio/cd player. Only it knows how innocent it is.

THIS TAKES PLACE IN SOME RANDOM BUILDING IN SOME RANDOM PLACE.

Kazul was tired of the characters in her fanfic. So she kicked everybody out. Except Cimorene (because Cimorene is Queen of the Enchented Forest, after all.) and Susan. Because she's cool.

They all built tree houses. Well not all of them. Harry, Hermione, Neville, Malfoy, and Voldemort built a five story one to share. Actually Hermione built it, because she's the best witch in her class. And Juliet built another one, also rather large, for all the Artemis Fowl characters. Because she's very strong. And educated. And Telemain just summoned his tower, and glued it to a branch. With super strong glue, invented by wizards. (Hey, they are good for some things you know.) and Death rode away on Binky. And since Vetinari was slightly dead, he wasn't really solid so he couldn't build a tree house.

Anyway, since all the characters had gotten kicked out King Kazul decided she would have to get some new ones. "Lessee," she said. "I've already had a request for the Oh God. So," and the oh god appeared.

"oh, me," moaned the oh god.

"Hey!" said Susan. "I thought you were going to get into a new line of work.

"Oh, me," said the oh god again. "Well somebody's got to take over for the oh god of hangovers, occasionally. And it's not like I've got much other work to do"

"Oh, right" said Susan. "Whatever happened to Violet?"

"She's working today." The oh god informed her. "She couldn't come."

"Oh, right." Said Susan again.

"So," said King Kazul. "What other characters should I introduce, in a subtle way, to the story? Or maybe not so subtle. Whatever."

"Why not somebody from-" Susan began, but King Kazul cut her off.

"No, no new books. I've had ENOUGH!" said King Kazul.

"Well, you have to get somebody or this story will be very boring." Said the oh god who seemed to have used its supernatural powers to figure out what was going on.

"I KNOW!" said King Kazul. "The people who will review will tell me who they would like to see make a grand entrance on Who Killed Lord Vetinari, This is random and pointless and very short. WARNING! don't read this if you're looking for a serious story. It is a mix of characters from Discworld, Harry Potter, Enchanted Forest, and Artemis Fowl. Discworld - PG - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3047 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-11-04 - Published: 9-5-04

/DIV TD "

"Uh...great." Said Cimorene happily.

"Mwahahahahaha!" said Susan.

"WoW!" said King Kazul.

"VeryloudScreamsthatcanonlymeansomebodyisfearingforthesanityofaknownmadaxmurdererwhohappenstobeinthesameroomashimorher" said Cimorene, Susan, and the oh God.

"VeryloudScreamsthatcanonlymeansomebodyisfearingforthesanityofaknownmadaxmurdererwhohappenstobeinthesameroomashimorher" said King Kazul because she didn't want to be left out.

"Mwahahahahaha!" said Susan.

"WoW!" said King Kazul again.

"veryloudScreamsthatcanonlymeansomebodyisfearingforthesanityofaknownmadaxmurdererwhohappenstobeinthesameroomashimorher" said everybody else.

"No, not again!!!!!" said King Kazul.

"Guess what?" asked Cimorene, Susan, and the oh god.

"What?" asked King Kazul, warily.

"CHICKEN BUTT!" yelled Cimorene Susan and the oh god, and immediately cracked up.

"This chapter is going to end." Said King Kazul.

"YAY!" shouted everyone.

"That wasn't as big as my WoWs." Said King Kazul.

"WAS SO!" said Cimorene, Susan, and the oh god, gravely injured.

"WAS NOT!" said King Kazul, very annoyed.

"WAS NOT!"

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"This chapter is OVAH!" announced King Kazul.

"Hey, you used that one last time." Announced the oh god.

"I did?" asked King Kazul. She booted up her computer, opened the folder marked 'fanfics' opened the file marked 'who killed lord Vetinari chapter 5' and read it. "I did." She agreed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The chapter ended. It was so sad.

A/N MWahahahahahahah! WoW! So if you ever want to see this story again you will review. Because if you don't I will know. I know where you live. And IF YOU DON'T REVIEW THEIR WILL BE NO NEW CHARACTERS AND IT WILL BE BORING AND SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR NOT REVIEWING. And I will sic Teatime on you. Come on, review. You know you wanna. Please?