Disclaimer: Anyone who can guess what I'm going to say will get a nice shiny penny. WoW! This is a smart bunch! Right! I own absolutely nothing. Mwaha. MwaHAhaHAha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ThePioden: YAY! Drive the psychiatrists insane! MWAhaHAhaHAhaHA! WoW! That was fun. But for some strange reason I think we are all far past the point where therapy would be any use at all. But that's just me. And call me crazy (wait. You already did, sorta didn't you? Oh well.) but I can't figure out who Quoth is. I asked my mom and she had no idea and my sister and she had no idea and they are mucho Terry Pratchett readers like me. So go figure.

Tindomiel: Couldn't agree more. Cheers!

Wottabout: NO! No Animorphs for you. Come back in one year. Only in one year there will be still no Anomorphs. I have decided to completely reform. Which means no Animorphs. Discworld only. Except for Cimorene. Because it would be cruel to kick her out now. But no Animorphs. EVER! MWAhaHAhaHAhaHAha! WoW! That was fun!

Chapter 6: of some new characters

Part 1: Your computer:

Your computer is definitely not innocent at all if it misled you to click on my story. It is plotting to turn your brain to mush. MWAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA! WoW! That was fun!

Part 2: YAY!

"I have an announcement," said King Kazul, standing on her desk and talking into a microphone although there was only four people in the room. Go figure. "We have had several requests for new characters. So may I present as per Wottabout's request, a group of people who have achieved what no one else has. While being some of the smartest men in the world, they have still managed to be remarkably daft. Put your hands together for" drumroll "the Wizards! And one wizzard! Because we need somebody to mess everything up! MWAHA!"

The Archchancellor Ridcully, the Dean, Ponder Stibbons, Hex, and The Chair of Indefinite Studies appeared. Rincewind appeared. (after much careful consideration we decided he deserved a sentence all to himself.)

"What is that machine doing here?" asked Ridcully. Then looking around, he said, "What are we doing here? Men,"

"What, Archancellor?" said either the Dean or the Chair. You choose.

"Where's the Senior Wrangler?" asked Ridcully. "Where's the librarian?"

"Oooook," said the Librarian helpfully.

"What did he say? What did he say?" asked Ridcully, running around in circles.

"Er...I believe it was something like 'Oooook', sir." said the Dean or the Chair. Whichever one you didn't pick last time.

"Ah. I see." Said the Archancellor.

"It looks like we are in fact in a fanfiction, sir," ventured Ponder.

"HEY!" said King Kazul. "How'd you know that?"

"Er...that sign over there that says 'Welcome to ' gave me a bit of a tip." Said Ponder.

"Hey!" said the oh god out of the blue. "I remember you fellows now! You're the men who enjoyed torturing The God of Wine, what'shisface. You were wizards? I didn't know."

Everyone stared at him. Except Cimorene who had no idea what anyone was talking about.

"er...bad memory, me." said the oh god embarrassed.

Everyone turned back to the wizards.

"A fanfiction?" asked Ridcully. "One of those thingies where random people steal trademarked characters and torture them, embarrass them, and do other equally cruel things to them in front of an audience? One of those things?"

"Er...Possibly." Ponder conceded.

"Now that y'all have got that all figured out can I please go on?" asked King Kazul annoyed.

"Yes. Please do." Said all.

"FINALLY!" said King Kazul.

Part 3: DOUBLE YAY!

"Now I shall introduce somebody else. They may have been requested by ThePideon. Or they may not. I will not tell you. If you want to know that badly, just READ THE STUPID REVIEWS! After you write one of your own, of course. This character would be Quoth. Only being the idiot I am I have no idea who Quoth is. So we will have to settle for Lobsang."

Lobsang appeared. "Yo, people." He said.

"Hello, Lobsang." Said King Kazul. Because no one else really wanted to talk to him.

"hey, chick. Wassup?" said Lobsang.

A small female child who will be gone as soon as she says her line said, "Hahaha. He talks funny." Poof.

Her mother who will be gone as soon as she says her line said. "It's not Good Manners to make fun of others' speech habits. Small female children must have Good Manners, now mustn't they." Poof.

"Pardon me, but why are you talking like a teenage American surfer?" asked Ridcully who didn't even know what a teenage American Surfer was.

"Oh, like, was I?" asked Lobsang. "It was because I decided to like go like totally punk, see?"

"Right..." said everybody, slowly edging away from him.

"Part three," King Kazul began,

"Why do I get the feeling that you're doing that wrong?" asked Cimorene.

"Because I am. I hoped nobody would notice." Said King Kazul. "DARN!"

Part 3: TRIPLE YAY!

"and now for the request of my very special and talented self..." said King Kazul. "I give you...the Witches."

Esme Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick, and Agnes Nitt appeared.

"hey, how come there's four witches?" asked Susan. "That's Not Right."

"I know it's Not Right, dear." Said King Kazul. "But I didn't want to leave Magrat out because her feelings might be hurt, and Agnes is cool. Well actually Perdita is cool, but I figured I'd better bring Agnes too."

"But Perdita isn't here." Said Agnes. "I kicked her out."

"You kicked Perdita out?" asked Granny disbelievingly.

"Well, she was annoying me." said Agnes defensively.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled King Kazul. And the Chapter ended. It was Even Sadder.

Part 4: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The chapter is over. So therefore, it would make more sense if there wasn't a part 4, wouldn't it? Well guess what? TOO BAD! I'm the author so what I say goes. And I say there is a Part 4. So there! Ha! I told you, didn't I? Well now you know better than to argue with me, don't you? And you solemnly promise never to do it again, right? Nice Audience.

Part 5: The End.

The end of the chapter is approaching. OH! The end of the chapter is here? Why didn't someone tell me? Some people have no respect these days. Heh.

Part 6: The (true) End.

The End.

Wait, so I was right wasn't I? It really was approaching. The author is always right. Especially when she's an all A student. MWAhaHAhaHA! WoW! That was fun!

Part 7: The real, true end, end.

The end.

A/N: Yo, people. Mwaha. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! MWAhaHAhaHAhaHA! WoW! That was fun!

I may or may not continue to add characters. If you request them I will probably add them. But not too many.

And if you want to be in it, tell me. But I am only having on Special Guest per chapter. So you will probably only be in one chapter. Ha!